Potty-Mouthed Ex-Pastor’s Wife
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XChristian, Dabbler, Creatrix
I want to know more about IFS, Jung, Archetypes, Tarot, gardening, herbs, hearth magic
I write here woodcarver.substack.com w/ @thismicahcarver.bsky.social
I want to know more about IFS, Jung, Archetypes, Tarot, gardening, herbs, hearth magic
I write here woodcarver.substack.com w/ @thismicahcarver.bsky.social
Some of you haven’t had dick so good you want to write a song about it and it shows.
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Some of you haven’t had dick so good you want to write a song about it and it shows.
I’m going to need someone to write a series of books where all the Christians are raptured, we create a utopia on Earth, and then somebody remembers we’re going to have to figure out how to fight Jesus and we only have 7 years to do it.
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m going to need someone to write a series of books where all the Christians are raptured, we create a utopia on Earth, and then somebody remembers we’re going to have to figure out how to fight Jesus and we only have 7 years to do it.
Me: I can’t work under these conditions!!
The conditions: anyone not liking me
The conditions: anyone not liking me
September 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me: I can’t work under these conditions!!
The conditions: anyone not liking me
The conditions: anyone not liking me
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Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
It is insane to me that the government can find money to pay ICE agents increasingly larger sums of money, yet teachers have to buy their own pencils.
August 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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It must be difficult to fight inside a horse costume when you're both the ass.
June 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It must be difficult to fight inside a horse costume when you're both the ass.
I hope JD blames himself for his parent’s divorce.
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I hope JD blames himself for his parent’s divorce.
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She’s a 10 but she lets her phone get to 1%
June 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
She’s a 10 but she lets her phone get to 1%
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Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night.
When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
May 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night.
When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Thank Freya It’s Friday
May 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Thank Freya It’s Friday
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The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he:
- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he:
- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
Just had an idea for a woman owned business.
Sometimes I have groceries delivered because it saves me a ton of time and from having to haul bulky stuff on my bike but man a lot of people do not know how to shop for produce
May 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just had an idea for a woman owned business.
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I just have a lot going on right now, your honor
May 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I just have a lot going on right now, your honor
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Mark Carney is such a great literary name because it's a contradiction of terms
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Mark Carney is such a great literary name because it's a contradiction of terms
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"Please listen closely because our options have changed. If you are a bitch, press 1. If you are a lover, press 2. If you are a child, press 3. If you are a mother, press 4. If you are a sinner, press 5. If you are a saint, press 6. If you do not feel ashamed, please stay on the line."
May 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Please listen closely because our options have changed. If you are a bitch, press 1. If you are a lover, press 2. If you are a child, press 3. If you are a mother, press 4. If you are a sinner, press 5. If you are a saint, press 6. If you do not feel ashamed, please stay on the line."
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[addressing everyone at my pet possum's funeral] you guys aren't gonna believe this
May 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[addressing everyone at my pet possum's funeral] you guys aren't gonna believe this
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
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I'll never forgive a single Democrat who voted to confirm this garbage person who continues to steal food from the mouths of hungry Americans.
USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins testifies the department has about $5B frozen after starting off at $20 billion.
"We are working around the clock, going line by line by line."
"We are working around the clock, going line by line by line."
May 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'll never forgive a single Democrat who voted to confirm this garbage person who continues to steal food from the mouths of hungry Americans.
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Excuse me does this guy somehow look crooked to you
April 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Excuse me does this guy somehow look crooked to you
Bill Maher has ALWAYS had the same vibes as MAGA and every woman knows it. He’s every “liberal” dipshit man who hides his abusive narcissism behind respectability.
April 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Bill Maher has ALWAYS had the same vibes as MAGA and every woman knows it. He’s every “liberal” dipshit man who hides his abusive narcissism behind respectability.
We already knew ACAB.
April 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We already knew ACAB.
Once again, a close friend has a child whose school is in lockdown because of guns.
But please tell me more about how the real problem is cell phones in school.
Cell phones are the lifelines we cling to when we send our children to war zones every day.
I’m so tired.
But please tell me more about how the real problem is cell phones in school.
Cell phones are the lifelines we cling to when we send our children to war zones every day.
I’m so tired.
April 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Once again, a close friend has a child whose school is in lockdown because of guns.
But please tell me more about how the real problem is cell phones in school.
Cell phones are the lifelines we cling to when we send our children to war zones every day.
I’m so tired.
But please tell me more about how the real problem is cell phones in school.
Cell phones are the lifelines we cling to when we send our children to war zones every day.
I’m so tired.
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An autistic, nonverbal teenage boy who was shot repeatedly by Idaho police from the other side of a chain link fence while he was holding a knife died Saturday after being removed from life support, his family said.
Intellectually disabled teen shot by Idaho police dies after being removed from life support
Relatives say an autistic and nonverbal teenage boy who was shot by Idaho police from the other side of a chain link fence while holding a knife has died.
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April 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.