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2024 Craig Medaglia award winner
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To me, this is the great American movie
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Free my guy ✊😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"sens got lucky"
"ullmark stole the win"

wrong. the sens are pure of heart and their defeat over the villainous golden knights reflects the return of the light to the kingdom
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
charge win, raptors win, and the sens can't hurt me cause I'm a little sleepyhead
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
everyone has theories on why the raptors are good but no one has suggested that they simply have the blessing of the orthodox church and the glorious republic of georgia
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
raptors looking SEXY out there
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take

POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm hell's urban planner and everyday people complain to me about good intentions paving the road. like ok smart guy let's see YOU think of something better
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
got high with the wise old tree and he admitted that 90% of the time he's just pulling advice out of his ass. fucking devastating man, never meet your heroes
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
mike hirschfeld: the players want to be here and this is further proof. we unfortunately lost many players in the expansion draft this season but so did the other teams.

isaac chotiner: but you only lost four players to expansion, the rest were free agents, correct?

hirschfeld: well no, you see,
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
if you're unsure if you should apply I'd encourage you by saying I have no regrets even though I was rejected before the interview process because I got a free subscription out of it
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
degrassi knoll
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I just discovered a business exactly like show business and now federal agents are closing in
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the reason the smurfs aren't as popular nowadays is that selective breeding has made fruits bigger so when you hear someone is 3 apples high you don't feel a sense of whimsy you just think of someone who's kinda short
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
synthesizing the feeling of looking at the atlantic column and inhaling it like saw gerrera
Playoff chances over the past fortnight.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
yes I know it's against his old team but it's wild to see jordan spence go from healthy scratch to pregame graphic guy in just over a month. by april he will have a controlling stake in the franchise
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM