Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy
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Patrick “Sabermetrics” Kennedy
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Musician / Amateur Electrician
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Doing King of the Hill impressions for my girlfriend to help her relax after a long day at work
I have other songs that don’t include the letter B as well
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Will be using this to repost my weirdest bangers for the rest of my life
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ahh, yes. The famous Stoics: Zeno, Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, Michael Jordan.
For @Sportsnet:

I spoke to Jake Sanderson about how Michael Jordan, Andre Agassi and stoicism have helped shape his mindset.

It's not often you have an NHL star who practices stoicism.

“Just a lot of stoicism. That's my big thing.”

#sens
www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...
How Michael Jordan, Andre Agassi and stoicism have helped shape Senators' Jake Sanderson
It's not often you have an NHL star who practices stoicism. Alex Adams talks to Jake Sanderson about being calm, thanks to the influence of some pretty famous athletes.
www.sportsnet.ca
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Things are lining up to allow me (the most mid team in the league) to make the 6th playoff spot in football
a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Happy Max Brosmer first career start day to all who celebrate
Just saw THIS GUY on Minnesota’s bench. You’re telling me this guy is a quarterback??? I thought he was a third string kicker or something.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ka’imi is about to nail this kick from like a billion yards, watch this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Every time someone posts a picture of an animal that isn’t a dog something in me wants me to say “that’s a fucked up looking dog”
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If a class final paper was “3,000 words maximum” and your argument is run into the ground in about 2,000, would you write more? If so, how much more?
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I say this as someone who’s had deep fried turkey. I don’t get why people do that. Dry as hell and it’s not even like the skin was any good either.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
At least we’re giving up mostly… interesting(?)… goals
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I mean I guess he got the assist on that Perron goal
I hate to drop a defenceman in fantasy but like… is Colton Parayko gonna do anything?
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I know a guy who works at a Lépine apartment complex and he says they keep Drake Batherson locked in the basement
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He’s become biologically resistant
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Zetterlund could give Tim Friede a run for his money
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fantasy football will really have you praying on the downfall of a team called “I Like Boutte”
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Amadio puck battle supercut💦💦💦
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hate to drop a defenceman in fantasy but like… is Colton Parayko gonna do anything?
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Honey I’m headin down t’live in that newfangled “commune” they callin it cuz the government ain’t got their hands all over it. They’s was sayin we gon grow our own food, build us a church and live like one big ol family the way god done told us to.

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Gotdam that commune done bin fulla communists
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Is society pivoting from “the refs are cheating for KC” to “the refs are cheating for Dallas” a sign that America is healing?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Isaiah Likely just Isaiah Likely’d the shit out of that play
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm hurt 😔
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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are there two more perfect words in the english language than "lunch special"?
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Free my guy ✊😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM