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Gabe Utseks
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I sit at home watching panel shows and foam at the mouth | UK | 30s
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jawnwicks.bsky.social
unstoppable urge to piggyback -> full of regrets #HowLongAThon
Alex Horne being given a piggyback by (probably?) Jon from Jedward. Alex is making the same hopeless expression he made to camera during the series 20 episode 5 "make it awkward" task. aka the "what the fuck is my life" expression. Alex Horne being given a piggyback by (probably?) Jon from Jedward. Alex is exhaling forcefully as the peril of this situation hits him.
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
going back through what I missed while I slept and oh my god the jedward part. alex wholly unprepared for those firecrackers of a duo.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
the entire horne section on that endless bus at the end
A very sleepy-faced emoji with an arrow pointing to it and the words "I understand him".
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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camalmeida.bsky.social
hope they're resting alright #howlongathon
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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absentreatment.bsky.social
how long has this been going on?
i wish all horne section members a very sleep
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
mood
Will Collier hunching over his guitar.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
gonna make it to eight hours and then dip
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
what a beautiful unicorn ✨ #HowLongAThon
A screencap from The Horne Section's 24 hour endurance challenge. Alex and Willip both have things balanced on their heads. Ed is wearing a thousand yard stare.
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
twice they've gone into Banjo & Kazooie style now
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
when your little cousin gets a drumset for christmas
A screencap from The Horne Section's 24 hour endurance challenge. Three members of THS are singing and playing instruments. Mark Watson is in the background smacking a drum machine.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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n0ahhorne.bsky.social
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social very cute x
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
"What are you watching?" Well... #HowLongAThon
A screenshot of a shop window, where The Horne Section is playing a variety of instruments. Alex is in the middle with a mic in his hand and he's singing directly to Mr Blobby, who's sat outside of the window watching them, with his legs crossed and a guitar in his arms. Normal.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
Cole's screenshot of Alex Horne on The Wheel, but his question and answers have been blacked out. Only "oh Crap" remains.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
HE'S FREE! And playing a fancy tune. Man, I could listen to banjo licks all night. Just something wonderful about it. #HowLongAThon
The Horne Section playing one song over and over for 24 hours in a shop window. It's full of red and gold drapery. In the middle, Alex Horne is holding onto the mic and Joe Auckland is playing a fly banjo solo.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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brandtandstein.com
Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
Can someone help Joe 😂 #SU2C #TheHorneSection
A screencap of Mark and Joe during the SU2C 24 hour stream challenge. Unlike every other band member, Joe's head is cut off by the curtain, so he can't be seen.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

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Father's anger at girl's potentially fatal testosterone dose The child, who was 15 at the time, was given the prescription by the private GenderGP clinic after one online counselling session He has lost contact with his daughter - he does not even know what she got in her GCSEs - and now that she is 18, he no longer gets court-ordered medical updates. In the final one he learnt that she was booked in for surgery imminently. Now he drives over with birthday presents but is not allowed in. He remembers the last time he saw her, after she had started taking testosterone. Looking at his photographs, he remembers dropping her home: "When she said goodbye, her smile was the same girly shy smile she had as a little girl. Somewhere in there is my daughter."
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
jawnwicks.bsky.social
In a better world, the language options at UK schools would be Welsh, Gaelic and Irish, and all computer keyboards would have the braille equivalent on each key. Imagine.
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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alexhorne.bsky.social
Quick break from the physical training to get some kind words of encouragement from friends. Thanks guys!

Watch live from 10pm tomorrow - www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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counterofsheep.bsky.social
I was assigned Christmas Tree at birth but some days I feel more like one of those games where you have to catch a ball in a cup
A stylised "woman" toilet door picture: a circle on top of a triangle on top of a rectangle A stylised "man" toilet door picture: a circle on top of a rectangle with a rounded bottom on top of a square
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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mckelvie.bsky.social
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
robinince.bsky.social Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 5d
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
pete_wharmby_books & ••• HADLEY FREEMAN Wes Streeting must stand up to the ADHD activists I can help with the minister's review: some people are just confused by life Hadley Freeman pete_wharmby_books Ah, as expected the right wing press (and Freeman's pipeline from the Guardian op-Ed pages to the Times is worth looking into) is now piling on, suggesting that these scary ADHD activists are just trying to ruin things for everyone. Not, like, try to improve people's self esteem and sense of what is going on. 2025 is so horrifyingly, predictably *boring*
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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diversestripes.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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hkesvani.bsky.social
[wearing my sickos t shirt whilst smiling so wide im like Jack Nicholsons Joker] oh wow, that sounds sooooo bad
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM