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Gabe Utseks
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I sit at home watching panel shows and foam at the mouth | UK | 30s
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unstoppable urge to piggyback -> full of regrets #HowLongAThon
Alex Horne being given a piggyback by (probably?) Jon from Jedward. Alex is making the same hopeless expression he made to camera during the series 20 episode 5 "make it awkward" task. aka the "what the fuck is my life" expression. Alex Horne being given a piggyback by (probably?) Jon from Jedward. Alex is exhaling forcefully as the peril of this situation hits him.
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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the entire horne section on that endless bus at the end
A very sleepy-faced emoji with an arrow pointing to it and the words "I understand him".
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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mood
Will Collier hunching over his guitar.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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what a beautiful unicorn ✨ #HowLongAThon
A screencap from The Horne Section's 24 hour endurance challenge. Alex and Willip both have things balanced on their heads. Ed is wearing a thousand yard stare.
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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when your little cousin gets a drumset for christmas
A screencap from The Horne Section's 24 hour endurance challenge. Three members of THS are singing and playing instruments. Mark Watson is in the background smacking a drum machine.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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"What are you watching?" Well... #HowLongAThon
A screenshot of a shop window, where The Horne Section is playing a variety of instruments. Alex is in the middle with a mic in his hand and he's singing directly to Mr Blobby, who's sat outside of the window watching them, with his legs crossed and a guitar in his arms. Normal.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Cole's screenshot of Alex Horne on The Wheel, but his question and answers have been blacked out. Only "oh Crap" remains.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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HE'S FREE! And playing a fancy tune. Man, I could listen to banjo licks all night. Just something wonderful about it. #HowLongAThon
The Horne Section playing one song over and over for 24 hours in a shop window. It's full of red and gold drapery. In the middle, Alex Horne is holding onto the mic and Joe Auckland is playing a fly banjo solo.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Can someone help Joe 😂 #SU2C #TheHorneSection
A screencap of Mark and Joe during the SU2C 24 hour stream challenge. Unlike every other band member, Joe's head is cut off by the curtain, so he can't be seen.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Pingu going NOOT NOOT down a hole in the ice. Just like Alex playing the trumpet.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:
Mark Watson stood in some kind of park, with his mouth open and an alarmed slash excited look on his face, as he addresses the leaves in front of him.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I've got their catalogue!
A photo of a hand holding a glossy booklet entitled PATERSON: Darkroom Equipment. The colour theme is red and black and it is only slightly clear that it is, in fact, about camera darkrooms rather than the gay sauna kind.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Greg Davies on his Taskmaster throne, with a very serious expression on his face as he holds up a card that says, "WIBBLE. BIBBLE. BAM." Phil Ellis, dressed like a pirate, with his hands on his hips and looking very pleased. Off screen, Greg Davies addresses him as, "You soft-haired lovely." Greg Davies and Alex Horne holding each other as they jump in place, as the Taskmaster finale credits roll. 150+ new messages since 23:59 on 13 November 2025. Because fans never miss.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Ania Magliano holds a tube in her mouth while cracking up at the camera, as Alex Horne says, "Wrong? That's one second of squirting." Sanjeev Bhaskar, dressed as a pirate, saying, "Couldn't give a shit!" Reece Shearsmith, wearing some kind of rubber nose on his nose and covered in tubes, saying, "This is good, the tables have turned." Like he's got the upper hand in dignity here. Alex Horne losing it laughing at the ridiculousness of this task.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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The #Taskmaster finale, in pictures:
Phil Ellis, dressed as a pirate and looking like an undyed Noel Fielding, holding up a bottle of lube. Maisie Adam on her hands and knees in the Taskmaster lab, in front of a grey cat litter tray with apple juice in it. Looking defeated. Reece Shearsmith supping apple juice from beneath a table. Phil Ellis, wearing Alex's old many-pockets jacket with tons of hoses sticking out from said pockets, saying "That was my penis."
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A simple black and white doodle of a puppy who is looking sidelong at the camera with big puppy eyes. Four screencaps of Ivo Graham putting his face in his hand/s on Taskmaster. Text on top reads: "Anxiety-ridden man rightly ashamed of every single thing he does." Screencap of Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster during his solo task "Fart. Fastest time wins." He's on a private jet, sitting on the floor with his head against the seat of one chair and his feet against the seat of the one opposite. His knees are right up by his shoulders and he's got his hands interlinked around his lower legs. He looks miserable.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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no... I shan't say it.... no.....
Alex Horne keeping his mouth firmly shut.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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That's what I hear.
#Taskmaster
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November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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A screencap of Greg Davies in series five of Taskmaster, saying "Who loses their fucking trousers?"
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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judge as ye wish:
Screencap of a spotify playlist, titled "australian, indie, easy listening, tuesday late night". Eleven songs are pictured: Come on Mess Me Up by Cub Sport; Sentimental and Monday by Holy Holy; Time is Dancing by Ben Howard; Dream Cave by Cloud Control; Heaven Up There by Palace; Blood Bank by Bon Iver; Don't Know How To Keep Loving You by Julia Jacklin; Open Season by High Highs; Stand in Line by BANFF; Perfectly Out Of Place by Dreams We've Had; Lilo by The Japanese House.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Not sated by influencing my writing, @kim-tey.bsky.social is now even influencing my tunes. 🇦🇺
Screencap of a Spotify Daylist title and description. It reads: "Public playlist. Australian, indie, easy listening, Tuesday late night. Here's some Australian, indie, easy listening, mellow, relaxing, coastal, van life - inspired by your listening on Tuesdays late at night." Below that, it says: "Spotify. Fifty songs, about three hours forty-five minutes, next update at 04:43."
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Hmm, could go with a whimsical Jammie Dodgers one instead then? 🫶
A bunch of jammie dodgers: a round biscuit made up of two layers with a heart-shaped cut-out in the middle, filled with jam.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Big fan of this combo:
A Google Street View shot of the corner of a pub. A large sign indicates that the pub is called "THE BELL". It also says "car park at rear", lol. Beneath that, a sign tells us that the street name itself is "Cock Road". This sign isn't visible on any newer dates, suggesting that the sign keeps being stolen (which is true).
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM