Regular Jason (Pre Christmas Name)
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Regular Jason (Pre Christmas Name)
@jasonroche.bsky.social
Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)
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You gotta admire Westlife and society as a whole for pretending that Brian McFadden was never a part of the band. Well done everybody.
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“Autoglass repair
Autoglass replace”
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Fully recommend, it’s nearly Christmas so you’ll be needing the Christmas album for sure!
BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.

Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!

Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!

(You can also stream for free)

frizfrizzle.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Anything I see advertised with AI art just makes me say "if you don't care about this, why should I?"
I'm seeing too many A.I generated posters for Comedy gigs.

And these are the same people who want the craft to be taken seriously.

Either pay someone or do it yourself for free.
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I'm seeing too many A.I generated posters for Comedy gigs.

And these are the same people who want the craft to be taken seriously.

Either pay someone or do it yourself for free.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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We now go live to the Your Party conference in Liverpool
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
AI ads are bad. But something equally as bad as AI ads is single influencer produced ads.

If you as a company have to ram stuff down our throats, Please give us a modicum of respect and hire an actual production team and actors for it. Thanks
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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They need to add hi vis paint to the centra, lads.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Omagh.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm sorry, But this should have at least 50 likes and ironically 50 re'skeets'
Ask not for whom the Ulrich Skeets, it Skeets for thee.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Whenever I see campaigns such as this, I'm reminded of the 2021 tweet from Surrey Poilce
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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The thing about a good roast is you really have to know your friend and have a deep connection. Elon has that with NOBODY.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ask not for whom the Ulrich Skeets, it Skeets for thee.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Today, I saw a driver overtake a stopped bus and plough through a pedestrian crossing. He beeped three times as he sped though. The beeping was to warn people because, as he had overtaken a bus, he had zero visibility of who was about to step out onto the crossing.

But sure, more hi-vis, everyone
👀 Can you see me now?

The importance of visibility on our roads cannot be understated, particularly for vulnerable road users including pedestrians, cyclists, e-scooter drivers and motorcyclists.

#CanYouSeeMeNow #KeepingPeopleSafe
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Watching Columbo for the first time and as someone with a working class chip on his shoulder, seeing all these smug, monied elitists sneeringly underestimating and then being utterly destroyed by a shabby, brilliant little guy is absolutely cathartic.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Renegade Jesus: "You know what I died for punk?"
*aims gun at lower legs*
"Your ...Shins!"
*Gunshots*
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🎶Despite all my rage, I'm still just a level 3 Mage🎶

-An angry Billy Corgan playing DnD
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Theres a big name comedy festival that takes place on a ski resort in Europe.

Because that's what's comedy needs, A comedy festival with the same amount of rich audience members as the Saudi Arabia one.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Reskeet for reach please as it's a serious question about accessibility on video calls:

Which app has the most accurate live subtitling features? Project has English speaking deaf folk from USA, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland & more so I can't hire a singular SL intepereter. (1/2)
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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openai says that it will have 220m paying users in four years’ time
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This would fix everything in my life.
Middle aisle at Lidl yesterday; was fairly tempted. Resisted.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Had a relationship with a defective gym robot.

It didn't work out.

#LunchPun
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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The last Jedi again and watch everybody cry
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM