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I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRZ4JQ7N
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Bilbo's original book title was rejected by publishers.
#LOTR #LordOfTheRings
The salary isn't great, but getting a job in the advent calendar testing department could open a lot of doors.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watched The Hunt For красный октябрь last night.

Must have had Russian subtitles on.
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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There's a place in Scotland where it is really difficult to get your car to stop...

...In Ayrshire.
#LunchPun
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
On the back of my books, rather than a photo of me I have a picture of a garden ornament.

It's my gnome de plume.

#LunchPun
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My Tesco colleagues doubted my commitment to the company, so I changed my name to 'Dave Clubcard-Vouchers' in an effort to redeem myself.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
When I think about old library classification systems, I get all Dewey-eyed.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nothing scarier than a sedan ride.

It's a chair raising experience.

#LunchPun
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Instead of a cyborg, one early script had Dr Jones being sent back in time to kill.

Indy terminate?

No, specifically Sarah Connor.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I've drawn not one, not two, but THREE cute dogs for my latest commission
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Had a relationship with a defective gym robot.

It didn't work out.

#LunchPun
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I've just earned my green belt in karate.

It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I adore bread but I'm gluten intolerant.

It's a loaf-hate relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Our phrenology lessons were given by the head teacher.

#LunchPun
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A statue has been put up to celebrate the 80s band, The Bangles.

It's a two wrist attraction.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Hawaiian bakers often wear floury shirts.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Fun fact: W.C. Fields invented the portaloo

#LunchPun
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Getting my Suggs tattoo was a harrowing experience. Think I'm ska'd for lie.

#LunchPun
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Many hands make light work.

And a tall horse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The favourite tyre brand of retired executioners is Dunlop.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Now that my fellow judge has agreed to host the annual dance, the ball's in his court.

#LunchPun
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.

Blueprints?

No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.

It was toenaily all over the place.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There's a Jedi trick of moving things just by looking at them.

Think I might try it out - Force eyes.

#LunchPun
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM