Max
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRZ4JQ7N
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The salary isn't great, but getting a job in the advent calendar testing department could open a lot of doors.
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The salary isn't great, but getting a job in the advent calendar testing department could open a lot of doors.
Watched The Hunt For красный октябрь last night.
Must have had Russian subtitles on.
Must have had Russian subtitles on.
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Watched The Hunt For красный октябрь last night.
Must have had Russian subtitles on.
Must have had Russian subtitles on.
My Tesco colleagues doubted my commitment to the company, so I changed my name to 'Dave Clubcard-Vouchers' in an effort to redeem myself.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My Tesco colleagues doubted my commitment to the company, so I changed my name to 'Dave Clubcard-Vouchers' in an effort to redeem myself.
When I think about old library classification systems, I get all Dewey-eyed.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When I think about old library classification systems, I get all Dewey-eyed.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Instead of a cyborg, one early script had Dr Jones being sent back in time to kill.
Indy terminate?
No, specifically Sarah Connor.
Indy terminate?
No, specifically Sarah Connor.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Instead of a cyborg, one early script had Dr Jones being sent back in time to kill.
Indy terminate?
No, specifically Sarah Connor.
Indy terminate?
No, specifically Sarah Connor.
I've drawn not one, not two, but THREE cute dogs for my latest commission
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've drawn not one, not two, but THREE cute dogs for my latest commission
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I've just earned my green belt in karate.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I've just earned my green belt in karate.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
I adore bread but I'm gluten intolerant.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I adore bread but I'm gluten intolerant.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A statue has been put up to celebrate the 80s band, The Bangles.
It's a two wrist attraction.
It's a two wrist attraction.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
A statue has been put up to celebrate the 80s band, The Bangles.
It's a two wrist attraction.
It's a two wrist attraction.
Hawaiian bakers often wear floury shirts.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hawaiian bakers often wear floury shirts.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Many hands make light work.
And a tall horse.
And a tall horse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Many hands make light work.
And a tall horse.
And a tall horse.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The favourite tyre brand of retired executioners is Dunlop.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The favourite tyre brand of retired executioners is Dunlop.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.
It was toenaily all over the place.
It was toenaily all over the place.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.
It was toenaily all over the place.
It was toenaily all over the place.
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.