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Hayley Centimetres
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Somewhat retired film critic. hayley_sass from twitter. Largely sharing in-jokes with my old internet pals, sorry 🐨🍉📽️🥅
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can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure the people who work at those little booths in shopping centres and apply phone screen protectors without bubbles all day are more skilled labourers than literally every architect
I say ALL HAIL YOUR BENEVOLENT DICTATORSHIP
They’re both the real stars of the movie
After some enjoyable op shopping walked into a Japanese restaurant for lunch and they were playing the Sabres/Red Wings game over the bar?! I am NEVER getting another job
“Hayley you should knuckle down and find another job” okay but also it is 10:30am and I am exploring a new-to-me suburb and I am not in front of a computer and am instead eating a banh mi for breakfast
Truly phenomenal (oh and here it is for everyone else lol)
“Hayley you should knuckle down and find another job” okay but also it is 10:30am and I am exploring a new-to-me suburb and I am not in front of a computer and am instead eating a banh mi for breakfast
Secondly, this is why we need healthy states of criticism, televised culture programs and physical publications so creatives are once more free to physically attack critics with their own newspaper in full view of the public
Good morning, I had cause to look up Ken Russell’s wikipedia entry and want to bring you all two glorious things from it, firstly this photo of Andre de Toth, Russell and Michael Caine on set in Finland for a film called Billion Dollar Brain (it was not a financial success, apparently)
Doing myself immense damage by watching all the 'TCM Remembers' in memoriam videos from the past few years but honestly can you imagine the Oscars ever putting this much care, love and deep, thoughtful film knowledge into theirs, would they fuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Og...
TCM Remembers 2023
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
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Noooooooooo devo for all my Bruce girlies you don’t deserve Full Walk Hard
Aliens real sick of our shit are lobbing satellites now
Glo what if they take Shohei to the Hockey Hall of Fame and he has to pretend he knows what’s going on
🎶 There he is my horrible boy 🎶
📞 CALLING ALL LIP READERS, this one's a doozy
Oh yeah this one is full streaming rot brain (brought on, and here they are again, by film industry people!)
The worst audience Q&A sessions I’ve ever experienced were at the two Sundances I attended in the late 2010s EVERY ONE WAS BAD so you can’t even rely on film industry people not to voice whatever absolute clangers pop into their heads
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
I am obsessed with watching youtube videos of restaurants in Japan prepping and then running service, because all the vegetable chopping is soothing but also it means I’ve been inspired to make a LOT of okonomiyaki and it’s really fun! CABBAGE PANCAKE can’t go wrong
Omg now you can make the okonomiyaki of your dreams
This is why Verstappen coming back into form is bad for racing, in this essay I will etc etc