Hayley Centimetres
@jasmineandthyme.bsky.social
Somewhat retired film critic. hayley_sass from twitter. Largely sharing in-jokes with my old internet pals, sorry 🐨🍉📽️🥅
Oh absolutely love this for you
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh absolutely love this for you
She is everything I want to be
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
She is everything I want to be
Also I am going to make some holiday cards this year (because unemployed, I’ve got the time) if we are mutuals and you would like one get up in my DMs
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Also I am going to make some holiday cards this year (because unemployed, I’ve got the time) if we are mutuals and you would like one get up in my DMs
I have zero graphic design skills but I’m just imagining a giant Granny Smith head
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have zero graphic design skills but I’m just imagining a giant Granny Smith head
Oh it is ALWAYS worthwhile to leave the house for Jafar Panahi!
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh it is ALWAYS worthwhile to leave the house for Jafar Panahi!
Keep hold of EVERYTHING that has been my physical media watchword!
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Keep hold of EVERYTHING that has been my physical media watchword!
Oh I own the disc with that Merchant of Four Seasons commentary!
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh I own the disc with that Merchant of Four Seasons commentary!
Finally getting back to the seasonal fundamentals
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Finally getting back to the seasonal fundamentals
They really went hard on pairing Audrey up with every old man in Hollywood that it's basically a whole genre
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
They really went hard on pairing Audrey up with every old man in Hollywood that it's basically a whole genre
🥹😭 I'm never quite sure if anyone is really interested in my film thoughts anymore, so every delightful conversation with you is SOUL BUOYANTING
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
🥹😭 I'm never quite sure if anyone is really interested in my film thoughts anymore, so every delightful conversation with you is SOUL BUOYANTING
All I want is for people to have a space to be joyful about movies!
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
All I want is for people to have a space to be joyful about movies!
that guy sounds like a chump
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
that guy sounds like a chump
Whomst among us hasn't been so suffused in paranoia that we go against our staunch anti-corporal punishment beliefs in order to waste all of our opponents via Madame Guillotine
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Whomst among us hasn't been so suffused in paranoia that we go against our staunch anti-corporal punishment beliefs in order to waste all of our opponents via Madame Guillotine
*bursts out of a manhole marked Special Interest* This was the the main game in popular history recounting for French rev for decades for a reason, gives you the main dates and players and then you can build OPINIONS (like Robespierre never did anything wrong*) www.penguin.com.au/books/the-fr...
The French Revolution by Christopher Hibbert
www.penguin.com.au
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*bursts out of a manhole marked Special Interest* This was the the main game in popular history recounting for French rev for decades for a reason, gives you the main dates and players and then you can build OPINIONS (like Robespierre never did anything wrong*) www.penguin.com.au/books/the-fr...
Truly great swathes of people on this website do not understand or cannot at all parse metaphor, jokes, exaggeration for effect, the written word in general, it's wild to see
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Truly great swathes of people on this website do not understand or cannot at all parse metaphor, jokes, exaggeration for effect, the written word in general, it's wild to see
Don’t want to know about those fake pandas
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Don’t want to know about those fake pandas
I NEED MONEY TO JUST LIVE!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I NEED MONEY TO JUST LIVE!!!!
It’s me I’m cool dad
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s me I’m cool dad