Wait.... Is this an option? Fuck yeah, man. Go host a show or whatever just gtfoh!
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wait.... Is this an option? Fuck yeah, man. Go host a show or whatever just gtfoh!
What if we made it so owners pickup trucks with sun-bright headlights are forced to jack up their trucks an extra 3 feet, then they can just blind each other. Then everyone with an average and above sized penis can drive the roads in peace?
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What if we made it so owners pickup trucks with sun-bright headlights are forced to jack up their trucks an extra 3 feet, then they can just blind each other. Then everyone with an average and above sized penis can drive the roads in peace?
Is it a sign of early-onset dementia if I can't remember all the grudges against my coworkers?
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Is it a sign of early-onset dementia if I can't remember all the grudges against my coworkers?
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
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I do not want Luigi Mangione to go to prison, I want him to play the next Batman.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I do not want Luigi Mangione to go to prison, I want him to play the next Batman.
Behind every great person is an insecure man in a jacked up pickup with two suns melting your eyeballs while he attempts to convince you that the term "micro-penis" is offensive and besides, he's actually average size.
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Behind every great person is an insecure man in a jacked up pickup with two suns melting your eyeballs while he attempts to convince you that the term "micro-penis" is offensive and besides, he's actually average size.
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My son asked me, 'Why does Santa smoke a pipe when smoking is bad for you?' Since I believe every question is a teaching opportunity, I sat him down and told him, 'Santa smokes because it looks cool.'
December 8, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My son asked me, 'Why does Santa smoke a pipe when smoking is bad for you?' Since I believe every question is a teaching opportunity, I sat him down and told him, 'Santa smokes because it looks cool.'
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Some of you could do with a hobby that isn't just complaining on social media
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Some of you could do with a hobby that isn't just complaining on social media
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me: *returning to a simpler time*
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
me: *returning to a simpler time*
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
I don't know how Trump does it. I couldn't stand having a bunch of Yes men around all the time. How would you know if you're getting a standing ovation because you said something great or if people are just afraid you'll turn your death threat cult on them..
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don't know how Trump does it. I couldn't stand having a bunch of Yes men around all the time. How would you know if you're getting a standing ovation because you said something great or if people are just afraid you'll turn your death threat cult on them..
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Those feels when the doctor finds out you’ve installed Doom on the heart monitor while he was out of the room
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Those feels when the doctor finds out you’ve installed Doom on the heart monitor while he was out of the room
If you want to make me your emergency contact, that's fine. But just know that, from here on, I will be forwarding all of your calls to 911.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you want to make me your emergency contact, that's fine. But just know that, from here on, I will be forwarding all of your calls to 911.
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
I'll just keep saying it: Republicans want a caste system.
Rep. Randy Fine defends Trump's gutter racist rants about Somalis: "Not all cultures are equal ... the president speaks in language that Americans understand."
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'll just keep saying it: Republicans want a caste system.
Well, they've been saying they're seizing drugs from Venezuela, and nothing gets the GOP higher than "free" oil.
President Trump's administration has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, two US officials told Reuters. The move comes amid a massive military build-up in the region, including an aircraft carrier, fighter jets and tens of thousands of troops reut.rs/48NZbmq
Trump administration seizes oil tanker off Venezuela coast, US officials say
U.S. President Donald Trump's administration has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, two U.S. officials told Reuters on Wednesday.
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December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Well, they've been saying they're seizing drugs from Venezuela, and nothing gets the GOP higher than "free" oil.
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can anyone recommend a good roomba obedience school
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
can anyone recommend a good roomba obedience school
The weirdest of weirdos
Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The weirdest of weirdos
Just watched A House of Dynamite and that movie can 100% fuck off.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just watched A House of Dynamite and that movie can 100% fuck off.
Your son will NEVER learn to fly unless you learn how to use ChatGPT!
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Your son will NEVER learn to fly unless you learn how to use ChatGPT!
I think combing something we all hate (advertising) with something like AI should speed up the process of a revolt against everything AI being forced down our throat. 🤞
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think combing something we all hate (advertising) with something like AI should speed up the process of a revolt against everything AI being forced down our throat. 🤞
On the other hand, I hope the Cowboys trade for him so that there will be so much content to produce, it will derail a presidential run by Stephen A Smith.
I don't know who needs to hear this but ... Deshaun Watson has no trade value, will never play for the Browns again and is possibly done in the NFL
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
On the other hand, I hope the Cowboys trade for him so that there will be so much content to produce, it will derail a presidential run by Stephen A Smith.
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You know some people are out here thinking Godzilla is a Christian because its got "God" in its name.
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You know some people are out here thinking Godzilla is a Christian because its got "God" in its name.
After winning the 2024 election largely because (IMO) Democrats refused to admit the economy was struggling, trying to gaslight their voters by saying, "it's a vibe based economy!" it's pretty incredible to watch Republicans double down on this strategy. Hopefully they keep it up.
BRENNAN: When Trump says "affordability is a con job," his approval on the economy is down to 36%. Don't you need to show you feel the pain?
BESSENT: HE's frustrated by the media coverage
BRENNAN: The polling is of average Americans
BESSENT: Average Americans hear a lot of it from media coverage
BESSENT: HE's frustrated by the media coverage
BRENNAN: The polling is of average Americans
BESSENT: Average Americans hear a lot of it from media coverage
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
After winning the 2024 election largely because (IMO) Democrats refused to admit the economy was struggling, trying to gaslight their voters by saying, "it's a vibe based economy!" it's pretty incredible to watch Republicans double down on this strategy. Hopefully they keep it up.
Gross
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Gross
I'm rooting so hard for JJ McCarthy. What we've seen before this game hasn't been good enough. This opening drive was outstanding but I'm going to need to see more outside the first 15. High hopes though!
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm rooting so hard for JJ McCarthy. What we've seen before this game hasn't been good enough. This opening drive was outstanding but I'm going to need to see more outside the first 15. High hopes though!