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@jaredgoring.com

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I write, and more. No AI here. Many labels apply, including but not limited to: Canadian Ukrainian nonbinary bi/pansexual polyamorous anticapitalist autistic etcetera... Possible content:📖📷🐈🐕💩😂🏛⚧️🆒️🛠🔞 etc. DMs open, all feedback welcome! <3

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 20d

Updates!

I have a website now! There's some free writing there, and other things! Rants! Raves! Reviews! Free stories! jaredgoring.com

I have some stuff on itch now! (Only one for now but hey) jrade.itch.io

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1m

#WIPSnips "care" from Fight or Flight

It really *is* a monkey suit…

Ebook screenshot from Fight or Flight:
"The soldier nodded, then, and stepped out of the small storeroom, leaving me alone to change. I took a look over the costume briefly, first. It had a hole in the pants. For a tail. It really was a monkey suit.

I started to shuck off my coveralls, moving quickly, but I was interrupted by a sharp rap on the door.

“You finished yet?”

“I- not yet, Sir!” I clutched my half-removed clothing to myself. “I- just being careful as I don’t want to- to dirty this nice costume, Sir!”

“I already told you not to call me that!” He sounded angry, but they usually sounded angry. “And why should I care if you get it dirty? You’re supposed to be dirty. Why’d you think I went and got a coalboy, eh? Are you simple or do you just enjoy making your betters angry? The Fairy Princess wants a cabin boy, we’ll give ‘er that, sure, but it won’t be pretty. It’ll be you, instead.”"

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 12h

Staring at this like it's one of those "magic eye" pictures that has a 3D image hidden inside of it if you unfocus your eyes.

I know you're in there little fucking dolphin or whatever…

Star★Salts @starsalts.bsky.social · 8d

the bugs are out here finding religion

Various characters from the games "Hollow Knight" and "Silksong" depicted as a stained glass mural.

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 12h

It's so annoying when a word is separated in the middle for a line break. Just start it on the next line. It just irks me so much!

You know the thing. When they deli-
berately split a word with a hyphen, just like that there?

I hate it! Don't do that! I hate that I just did it right now!

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 12h

Uhhhh I'm about to go to bed so, tomorrow. We can all have wings in the hot tub (just don't actually put them like *in* the hot tub y'know)

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 12h

They do at my house!

Free boneless wings and drinks for all trans people, trans partners, or other pro-trans folks, at my house XD

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 12h

Women can't finish books saying women can't. That's about it! XD

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 12h

a woman says it 's not in front of a red building

Alt: a woman says "it 's not" in front of a red building

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 13h

Ah very fun - left a comment on Ao3 too but that was just great, very fun! I love the mix of worldbuilding and character and action, all excellent!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 13h

The setup of this club is very fun (and kinda reminds me of one I made up in Arellan)!

Feel bad for the roughness that Rachel goes through here, but…at least there are upsides - in this case, specifically in the form of a very attractive lady!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 13h

~your friend, and also yourself, first and foremost! Everything else (all of us included) will still be waiting for you when you return.

<3

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 13h

Fuck, my sympathies - if there's anything I can do to help, please say so. Some night you don't want to bother cooking dinner? I can order takeout over the internet for you or something if you like. I dunno, my support options are limited from here - but what I can offer, you have.

Take care of~

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 14h

~who were staying the night, um, may have heard us. XD

The clown talk too - ah, honestly I love this kinda thing. There's silliness in sex! Sex is kinda inherently silly, and especially for comfortable couples, it's really heart-warming to see!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 14h

Ah, a very fun selection! I've actually encountered something kinda like the "confrontation" in #3: my wife and I had been dating our partner for a while but not officially dating and hadn't kissed or anything yet. The first night we did was…at a house party, at our house.

Several of the guests~

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 14h

I know, right? Highly recommended! This one is old and the outside is falling apart…but who cares? The tub part is hot! That's all that matters!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 14h

It was pretty great!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 15h

Drinking red wine, eating good chocolate, sitting in the hot tub, catching up on #IndieKinktober posts…

A good way to spend the last day of my weekend!

A full glass of red wine and several wrapped Godiva Masterpiece chocolates, sitting on the side of a hot tub.

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 19h

Sir, yes sir!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 19h

Oh yeah, definitely if somebody says "we'll get rid of everyone but we'll totally leave you alone, definitely, hundred percent," then they're definitely trustworthy, hundred percent XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 23h

I'm all for nuance and there's plenty of it to be had in many of the characters through the series, but some of 'em? Yup, just like you say here - just what it says on the tin!

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Dani Finn 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 1d

More books should include masturbation scenes as a way to show character development and romantic tension

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 23h

Right? RIGHT?! It's great for characterization, too! Like- uh here lemme-

I could've spent pages on tales from Jen's life showing fears of being outed. On how she quashed any open sexuality for fear of discovery, and how she's growing past it.

Or, with a few wanking lines, it illustrates a lot!

Screenshot from A Thorn's Rose, anthology by Dae Storm (from the story To a Flame, by Jared Gorong):
"Slipping a hand down my pyjama pants and staring at a screen of image results, it was different.

It felt freeing, exciting, thrilling, seeing them all - gorgeous, painted lips gently seeking one another or clashing roughly, eyes staring lustfully or screwed shut in intense passion, tongues visibly touching one another or tracing along lips - I let out an involuntary noise, and immediately bit my lips together; a reflex as my veins flashed with ice.

I was allowed. It was my house. My neighbours lived far enough away I couldn’t even see their houses, and in the week I’d lived there nobody had come by except for to drop off things I’d ordered.

I was allowed.

My first tentative moan turned into a giggle halfway through. I could feel it in my throat, in my chest; it soaked through my skin, tingling, the moan and the giggle and the laugh it grew into as I rubbed little circles with the tip of my middle finger.

It felt a little wrong, a tad taboo, a bit naughty.

It felt incredibly arousing, freeing, and good."

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Thank you thank you!

Heh yeah I've been posting these from work at lunch break, but it's my weekend so I'm posting from my couch instead! Honestly it's a lot better, I prefer couch to work XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Thank you! I liked that phrase too; kind of refreshing as well to have the "we deserve to destroy everything because we're just better" people come right out and say it rather than hiding behind lies XD

Convincing people is not Molly's strong suit. *People* is not Molly's strong suit XD

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

#Kinktober #IndieKinktober #NSFW

Martina and Gurt - long-time friends and lovers - have fun with one of Gurt's treasured implements in today's scene from prompt "Dildos". I will never apologize for having jokes and silliness alongside sex!

4k words.

Read free here: jaredgoring.com/kinktober-da...

Screenshot of text:
"It had been her birthday gift to Gurt for a twenty-somethingth birthday, twenty something, ten or so years before, and had seen good use that day and many times since.

“It’s a good old friend,” Martina giggled softly as she hopped up out of the bed.

“Old?” Gurt snorted. “Yeah right. Can’t even buy its own drinks at the bar.”

“Depends on the bar,” Martina muttered, drawing a snort of a laugh from Gurt, who carried on into goofy laughter for a moment.

“Dildo can’t even buy its own dildo!” Gurt guffawed, and Martina laughed as she stepped over and began to slip off her skirt, but Gurt tossed the harness onto the bed and helped out instead."

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Oof, tangible pain; well done, I think the suddenness of it feels especially palpable. The shock and surprise of this overwhelming wave of pain.

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