Jared Goring 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@jaredgoring.com
I write, and more. No AI here. Many labels apply, including but not limited to: Canadian Ukrainian nonbinary bi/pansexual polyamorous anticapitalist autistic etcetera...
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DMs open, all feedback welcome!
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Jared Goring 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@jaredgoring.com
· Sep 25
Updates!
I have a website now! There's some free writing there, and other things! Rants! Raves! Reviews! Free stories! jaredgoring.com
I have some stuff on itch now! (Only one for now but hey) jrade.itch.io
I have a website now! There's some free writing there, and other things! Rants! Raves! Reviews! Free stories! jaredgoring.com
I have some stuff on itch now! (Only one for now but hey) jrade.itch.io
The saddest part is the billionaires aren't even happy. These elites aren't even cool or having fun.
Like, fuck, at least Richie Rich had some dope toys. Playing elevator music while doing shrooms? No thanks I've been to a Ramada before.
Like, fuck, at least Richie Rich had some dope toys. Playing elevator music while doing shrooms? No thanks I've been to a Ramada before.
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The saddest part is the billionaires aren't even happy. These elites aren't even cool or having fun.
Like, fuck, at least Richie Rich had some dope toys. Playing elevator music while doing shrooms? No thanks I've been to a Ramada before.
Like, fuck, at least Richie Rich had some dope toys. Playing elevator music while doing shrooms? No thanks I've been to a Ramada before.
Rewatching Pleasantville with two partners - one of them for the first time ever, the other for the first time in a decade - and *damn* this movie is so good. I love it, I fucking love it, I gotta rave about this at some point…
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Rewatching Pleasantville with two partners - one of them for the first time ever, the other for the first time in a decade - and *damn* this movie is so good. I love it, I fucking love it, I gotta rave about this at some point…
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An evening mist tide sweeps over Sacra di San Michele and Mount Pirchiriano (Italy). The lights of the Roman-fort-turned monastery ignite the fog from within, a silent flame in the ebbing twilight.
The site offers ideas for #ttrpg games & #writing.
#dnd #art #writingcommunity
📷️: Valerio Minato
The site offers ideas for #ttrpg games & #writing.
#dnd #art #writingcommunity
📷️: Valerio Minato
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
An evening mist tide sweeps over Sacra di San Michele and Mount Pirchiriano (Italy). The lights of the Roman-fort-turned monastery ignite the fog from within, a silent flame in the ebbing twilight.
The site offers ideas for #ttrpg games & #writing.
#dnd #art #writingcommunity
📷️: Valerio Minato
The site offers ideas for #ttrpg games & #writing.
#dnd #art #writingcommunity
📷️: Valerio Minato
I'd be terrified if this cat hated me. Look at the guns on this cat! I'd be screwed if it came to a confrontation! XD
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'd be terrified if this cat hated me. Look at the guns on this cat! I'd be screwed if it came to a confrontation! XD
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sure, that's the same.
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sure, that's the same.
Am I the only one who is simultaneously tired of, and concerned by, the fact that every new government position is now the "[Thing] czar"?
Why czar? Why? Border czar up here in Canuckia, Mamdani's appointing a Mom & Pop Czar for small businesses, and- it sounds like a good position to be in gov't.
Why czar? Why? Border czar up here in Canuckia, Mamdani's appointing a Mom & Pop Czar for small businesses, and- it sounds like a good position to be in gov't.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Am I the only one who is simultaneously tired of, and concerned by, the fact that every new government position is now the "[Thing] czar"?
Why czar? Why? Border czar up here in Canuckia, Mamdani's appointing a Mom & Pop Czar for small businesses, and- it sounds like a good position to be in gov't.
Why czar? Why? Border czar up here in Canuckia, Mamdani's appointing a Mom & Pop Czar for small businesses, and- it sounds like a good position to be in gov't.
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Jucika Receives Love Letters
August 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jucika Receives Love Letters
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How's everybody else doing? I've written ten thousand words of a review for Wednesday season 1 that I'm increasingly certain I won't post. XD
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
How's everybody else doing? I've written ten thousand words of a review for Wednesday season 1 that I'm increasingly certain I won't post. XD
@profanity.accountant How about me?
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@profanity.accountant How about me?
Repeat the mistakes of the past? No thanks, I have whole new mistakes to make!
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Repeat the mistakes of the past? No thanks, I have whole new mistakes to make!
Blink is incredible, and as a one-off I think probably the best intro despite ironically almost not having the Doctor at all XD
The Empty Child/ The Doctor Dances is also a really good pair, I think. Good microcosm of the Doctor's history, personality, ethics, etc.
…plus John Barrowman <3<3
The Empty Child/ The Doctor Dances is also a really good pair, I think. Good microcosm of the Doctor's history, personality, ethics, etc.
…plus John Barrowman <3<3
What episodes do you tell people to watch if they want to get a feel for Doctor Who? I usually go with Blink, Vincent and the Doctor, and The Eleventh Hour.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Blink is incredible, and as a one-off I think probably the best intro despite ironically almost not having the Doctor at all XD
The Empty Child/ The Doctor Dances is also a really good pair, I think. Good microcosm of the Doctor's history, personality, ethics, etc.
…plus John Barrowman <3<3
The Empty Child/ The Doctor Dances is also a really good pair, I think. Good microcosm of the Doctor's history, personality, ethics, etc.
…plus John Barrowman <3<3
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
#WIPSnips "Dedicate" from FotF #2, Sink or Swim
AL and Molly have happened upon a public gallows about to be put to use for a pair of pirates…and AL is about to realize that one of the two is in fact an old friend…
AL and Molly have happened upon a public gallows about to be put to use for a pair of pirates…and AL is about to realize that one of the two is in fact an old friend…
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#WIPSnips "Dedicate" from FotF #2, Sink or Swim
AL and Molly have happened upon a public gallows about to be put to use for a pair of pirates…and AL is about to realize that one of the two is in fact an old friend…
AL and Molly have happened upon a public gallows about to be put to use for a pair of pirates…and AL is about to realize that one of the two is in fact an old friend…
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*Halamshiral Nerves*
Doru is in over her head, so she keeps her elven bodyguard close 💖
{feat the redesign I made for their dress uniforms!}
Doru is in over her head, so she keeps her elven bodyguard close 💖
{feat the redesign I made for their dress uniforms!}
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*Halamshiral Nerves*
Doru is in over her head, so she keeps her elven bodyguard close 💖
{feat the redesign I made for their dress uniforms!}
Doru is in over her head, so she keeps her elven bodyguard close 💖
{feat the redesign I made for their dress uniforms!}
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Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Just got out from seeing Zootopia 2, and it's honestly pretty great. Better than it kinda should've been? Just, in a lot of ways, great - recommended!
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just got out from seeing Zootopia 2, and it's honestly pretty great. Better than it kinda should've been? Just, in a lot of ways, great - recommended!
Just realized the video I shared was French, but the words aren't important - just the look on his face and body language XD
I know the *point* of these kinds of publicity ops, but watching them always gives me "Dad asked his kid to explain Fortnite - no, seriously, I want to know - and now has to watch them play while they narrate what's happening" vibes.
Les travailleurs de l’acier de la section locale 725 du syndicat Ironworkers à Calgary sont touchés par les droits de douane.
Nous allons protéger leur carrière, faciliter l’achat et la construction avec de l’acier canadien, réduire l’importation d’acier et investir dans le recyclage et le soutien.
Nous allons protéger leur carrière, faciliter l’achat et la construction avec de l’acier canadien, réduire l’importation d’acier et investir dans le recyclage et le soutien.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just realized the video I shared was French, but the words aren't important - just the look on his face and body language XD
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I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
I know the *point* of these kinds of publicity ops, but watching them always gives me "Dad asked his kid to explain Fortnite - no, seriously, I want to know - and now has to watch them play while they narrate what's happening" vibes.
Les travailleurs de l’acier de la section locale 725 du syndicat Ironworkers à Calgary sont touchés par les droits de douane.
Nous allons protéger leur carrière, faciliter l’achat et la construction avec de l’acier canadien, réduire l’importation d’acier et investir dans le recyclage et le soutien.
Nous allons protéger leur carrière, faciliter l’achat et la construction avec de l’acier canadien, réduire l’importation d’acier et investir dans le recyclage et le soutien.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I know the *point* of these kinds of publicity ops, but watching them always gives me "Dad asked his kid to explain Fortnite - no, seriously, I want to know - and now has to watch them play while they narrate what's happening" vibes.
Look, it's funny but it also makes a good point.
“What is that in your bed?”
“It’s a puffball mushroom I foraged.”
“Why is it there?”
“I was worried it had got cold and sad.”
“But you’re going to eat it soon anyway.”
“The fact that we all have to die at some point doesn’t mean we should not live well, in comfort, beforehand.”
“It’s a puffball mushroom I foraged.”
“Why is it there?”
“I was worried it had got cold and sad.”
“But you’re going to eat it soon anyway.”
“The fact that we all have to die at some point doesn’t mean we should not live well, in comfort, beforehand.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Look, it's funny but it also makes a good point.
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His widow, Cat, has invited friends to leave messages and donations in his memory to Macmillan, Matt's chosen charity. I've helped set up a memorial page so please feel free to share this to anyone who knew and loved him.
www.justgiving.com/page/mattmas...
www.justgiving.com/page/mattmas...
Fundraiser in Memory of Matt Mason for Macmillan Cancer Support
Help Louise Willingham raise money to support Macmillan Cancer Support
www.justgiving.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
His widow, Cat, has invited friends to leave messages and donations in his memory to Macmillan, Matt's chosen charity. I've helped set up a memorial page so please feel free to share this to anyone who knew and loved him.
www.justgiving.com/page/mattmas...
www.justgiving.com/page/mattmas...
I only met him a few months ago. I was a new little nobody, but he was happy to chat - helpful, kind, and creative as well! I've got several of his books yet to read and that feels like a little bit more of him I can look forward to.
He'll be missed, by me and others who knew him better than I.
<3
He'll be missed, by me and others who knew him better than I.
<3
I'm very sad to share the news that our lovely @chaoticauthor.online has passed away. His ending was peaceful and surrounded with love but came far too quickly after a short battle with pancreatic cancer.
I've known Matt for years. He was a warm, gentle, generous, all-weather friend. I miss him.
I've known Matt for years. He was a warm, gentle, generous, all-weather friend. I miss him.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I only met him a few months ago. I was a new little nobody, but he was happy to chat - helpful, kind, and creative as well! I've got several of his books yet to read and that feels like a little bit more of him I can look forward to.
He'll be missed, by me and others who knew him better than I.
<3
He'll be missed, by me and others who knew him better than I.
<3
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🎵 I don't care if Friday's black
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🎵 I don't care if Friday's black
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love
Thursday, Wednesday, heart attack
Tuesday, never looking back
It's Monday I'm in love