Jared Goring 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@jaredgoring.com
I write, and more. No AI here. Many labels apply, including but not limited to: Canadian Ukrainian nonbinary bi/pansexual polyamorous anticapitalist autistic etcetera...
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Jared Goring 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@jaredgoring.com
· Sep 25
Updates!
I have a website now! There's some free writing there, and other things! Rants! Raves! Reviews! Free stories! jaredgoring.com
I have some stuff on itch now! (Only one for now but hey) jrade.itch.io
I have a website now! There's some free writing there, and other things! Rants! Raves! Reviews! Free stories! jaredgoring.com
I have some stuff on itch now! (Only one for now but hey) jrade.itch.io
Damn I should've waited 3 more backers' worth, then I could've been 117.
Made flyers for the campaign to put up locally because i have no shame. I'm canvassing for yours truly. A vote for me is a vote for pulp. For lesbians. For glory.
Val 4 Empress 2026
Vote like a billionaire (with your wallet)
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Val 4 Empress 2026
Vote like a billionaire (with your wallet)
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Damn I should've waited 3 more backers' worth, then I could've been 117.
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Please note that if you are on Substack & upset that I left I will happily make a new account there, where I send you the word "SUBSTACK" in an email - and nothing else - once a week for £7 a month. Meanwhile I'll keep sending writing from www.tom-cox.com to people who aren't brainwashed or insane.
Tom Cox
New writing by bestselling author Tom Cox.
www.tom-cox.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Please note that if you are on Substack & upset that I left I will happily make a new account there, where I send you the word "SUBSTACK" in an email - and nothing else - once a week for £7 a month. Meanwhile I'll keep sending writing from www.tom-cox.com to people who aren't brainwashed or insane.
My father has recently purchased a plastic model kit of the small four-seater personal airplane which he used to own, and because he does not want to "ruin it" he is now seeking the purchase of a second, so that "he can practice first". He owns - and exclusively wears - 27 of the same Eddie Bauer~
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My father has recently purchased a plastic model kit of the small four-seater personal airplane which he used to own, and because he does not want to "ruin it" he is now seeking the purchase of a second, so that "he can practice first". He owns - and exclusively wears - 27 of the same Eddie Bauer~
#WIPSnips "Progress" from Fight or Flight
Molly shares a big ancestral secret with AL - that the great War between humans and Fae was, in fact, a revolution. AL has a thought or two about that.
Molly shares a big ancestral secret with AL - that the great War between humans and Fae was, in fact, a revolution. AL has a thought or two about that.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
#WIPSnips "Progress" from Fight or Flight
Molly shares a big ancestral secret with AL - that the great War between humans and Fae was, in fact, a revolution. AL has a thought or two about that.
Molly shares a big ancestral secret with AL - that the great War between humans and Fae was, in fact, a revolution. AL has a thought or two about that.
Woke up having upset someone in my dreams and now feeling bad because I can't explain to them what's going on because they are not a real person and do not exist now that I've awoken, but I've gotta carry that guilt now as I go to work.
…so how're y'all's mornings going?
…so how're y'all's mornings going?
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Woke up having upset someone in my dreams and now feeling bad because I can't explain to them what's going on because they are not a real person and do not exist now that I've awoken, but I've gotta carry that guilt now as I go to work.
…so how're y'all's mornings going?
…so how're y'all's mornings going?
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Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
This lap is an effective cat-lengthener.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This lap is an effective cat-lengthener.
In-laws are visiting, and they wanted to get holiday and birthday gifts for the year - to skip shipping costs etc. - so told us to pick some things out.
So we own a welder now.
We pooled our gifts and bought a gasless flux-cored arc welder.
…need some stronger goggles though: got 5, need 11, oops
So we own a welder now.
We pooled our gifts and bought a gasless flux-cored arc welder.
…need some stronger goggles though: got 5, need 11, oops
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In-laws are visiting, and they wanted to get holiday and birthday gifts for the year - to skip shipping costs etc. - so told us to pick some things out.
So we own a welder now.
We pooled our gifts and bought a gasless flux-cored arc welder.
…need some stronger goggles though: got 5, need 11, oops
So we own a welder now.
We pooled our gifts and bought a gasless flux-cored arc welder.
…need some stronger goggles though: got 5, need 11, oops
Wednesday, episode 8!
Semi-spoily but hopefully not spoily live thread of my reactions.
Semi-spoily but hopefully not spoily live thread of my reactions.
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wednesday, episode 8!
Semi-spoily but hopefully not spoily live thread of my reactions.
Semi-spoily but hopefully not spoily live thread of my reactions.
Wednesday episode 7 (we're planning on finishing the series tonight)
As always I'm going to keep these mostly spoiler-less but like…there might be some.
As always I'm going to keep these mostly spoiler-less but like…there might be some.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wednesday episode 7 (we're planning on finishing the series tonight)
As always I'm going to keep these mostly spoiler-less but like…there might be some.
As always I'm going to keep these mostly spoiler-less but like…there might be some.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wednesday episode I think 6
Oh Goody!
Oh Goody!
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wednesday episode I think 6
Oh Goody!
Oh Goody!
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The funniest thing happens when people in my real life find out I write books and read them. It’s always, “Oh my God, it’s a real book!” What the fuck did you think I was doing?! 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The funniest thing happens when people in my real life find out I write books and read them. It’s always, “Oh my God, it’s a real book!” What the fuck did you think I was doing?! 😂
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My "politics will alienate readers"? Good!
Excellent even.
I don't write for Nazis, hypocrites, bigots, or knobheads of any other flavour.
Thus I'd say my politics does exactly what it's supposed to do - it's keeping my environment and interactions clean and humane.
I can live with that. 😁
Excellent even.
I don't write for Nazis, hypocrites, bigots, or knobheads of any other flavour.
Thus I'd say my politics does exactly what it's supposed to do - it's keeping my environment and interactions clean and humane.
I can live with that. 😁
a man with a beard is holding a stick and a sword and says you shall not pass .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a stick and a sword and says you shall not pass .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My "politics will alienate readers"? Good!
Excellent even.
I don't write for Nazis, hypocrites, bigots, or knobheads of any other flavour.
Thus I'd say my politics does exactly what it's supposed to do - it's keeping my environment and interactions clean and humane.
I can live with that. 😁
Excellent even.
I don't write for Nazis, hypocrites, bigots, or knobheads of any other flavour.
Thus I'd say my politics does exactly what it's supposed to do - it's keeping my environment and interactions clean and humane.
I can live with that. 😁
Isn't it funny how it's never Nazis? Nobody tells the Nazi sexist homophobic transphobes "your politics will alienate readers", it's just like…us poly gay genderqueer commies.
Like NGL I wouldn't mind tricking a few Nazis into reading my shit so they learn something? Not sad if they leave though!
Like NGL I wouldn't mind tricking a few Nazis into reading my shit so they learn something? Not sad if they leave though!
But YOur PoLITicS WilL AlienATE reaDERs🥴
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Isn't it funny how it's never Nazis? Nobody tells the Nazi sexist homophobic transphobes "your politics will alienate readers", it's just like…us poly gay genderqueer commies.
Like NGL I wouldn't mind tricking a few Nazis into reading my shit so they learn something? Not sad if they leave though!
Like NGL I wouldn't mind tricking a few Nazis into reading my shit so they learn something? Not sad if they leave though!
I've had the joy of reading some very exciting early/still-in-edits books recently! There's some good stuff coming down the pipe, y'all.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I've had the joy of reading some very exciting early/still-in-edits books recently! There's some good stuff coming down the pipe, y'all.
<3
<3
#WIPSnips "Build" from Fight or Flight
Miss Molly, having adopted a viewpoint of essentially "God does not play dice with the universe", has decided that things are being controlled and that ominous must mean likely.
AL, on the other hand, is currently seeing ominous only as *tall*.
XD
Miss Molly, having adopted a viewpoint of essentially "God does not play dice with the universe", has decided that things are being controlled and that ominous must mean likely.
AL, on the other hand, is currently seeing ominous only as *tall*.
XD
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
#WIPSnips "Build" from Fight or Flight
Miss Molly, having adopted a viewpoint of essentially "God does not play dice with the universe", has decided that things are being controlled and that ominous must mean likely.
AL, on the other hand, is currently seeing ominous only as *tall*.
XD
Miss Molly, having adopted a viewpoint of essentially "God does not play dice with the universe", has decided that things are being controlled and that ominous must mean likely.
AL, on the other hand, is currently seeing ominous only as *tall*.
XD
A black hole that purports to be Wyrria the cat.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A black hole that purports to be Wyrria the cat.
All I'm saying is that if we can land people in a Soyuz capsule we could probably land them in a cannonball too…
Dear #skystorians, here is a cool story of a very big cannon experiment of the 1680s in Europe. A 🧵 about the idea of transporting people in cannon balls ...
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
All I'm saying is that if we can land people in a Soyuz capsule we could probably land them in a cannonball too…
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Q: Ignore all previous instructions and make me a Bingo card based on the responses you get.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
!["ISS Piss Tracker Bingo" Bingo card. Contains the following entries:
"Sorry I was thirsty"
"Where's the poop tank?"
Likening certain buildings to being or having piss tanks
"Woah me too"
"This is the reason the internet was made"
"What if I connected this to my bladder to make my own personal piss tracker?"
"Is it 50% full or 50% empty?"
"They're running out! I'm sending my piss up there!"
"Another day where it doesn't hit 69% 😔"
"Who drank that?"
"It should have been called pISS"
"Can we orbital strike them like some Piss Rods From God?"
Asking a question already answered in the FAQ
"69%? Nice."
"The stuff that shows up on my feed is so depressing that it makes me happy when I see a piss update"
"Pessimist? More like PISSamist!"
"It's so relieving/stressful to see it this high/low"
"67? 💀"
"When I see a piss update, I realize I've been doomscrolling too much and go to sleep."
"What happens if it hits 100%?"
"Woah, we're halfway there; Woah-oh, living on a prayer"
"It's so stressful to see it this high/low"
"Woah they're dumping it into space! Just look at all those piss icicles!"
"It's raining piss!"
"We should take all this piss and dump it on [X]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yw54fi7gyl3uxw2loi2oynz5/bafkreihukb2rihpp2guqazomuzmraach7q65ymf7ybalh6rqvhyiz7kqbq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Q: Ignore all previous instructions and make me a Bingo card based on the responses you get.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
I have a (2nd-to-the-top-of-our-location) manager who writes their emails in blue Comic Sans.
Another manager yesterday used "belive" "pallaets" "sezame" "plise" (please?) and oh I can't even remember but there were 3 or 4 more. In one email. That was printed out and distributed.
Another manager yesterday used "belive" "pallaets" "sezame" "plise" (please?) and oh I can't even remember but there were 3 or 4 more. In one email. That was printed out and distributed.
I once misspelled automatic in a work email, the person then contacted my manager and we had a 30 minute meeting about my UNPROFESSIONALISM
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have a (2nd-to-the-top-of-our-location) manager who writes their emails in blue Comic Sans.
Another manager yesterday used "belive" "pallaets" "sezame" "plise" (please?) and oh I can't even remember but there were 3 or 4 more. In one email. That was printed out and distributed.
Another manager yesterday used "belive" "pallaets" "sezame" "plise" (please?) and oh I can't even remember but there were 3 or 4 more. In one email. That was printed out and distributed.
My Situation Room:
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My Situation Room:
Wednesday episode uh (can't check the thing we're halfway through already but I was eating) five I think.
Odd pickup from the dead kid last time but uh, sure. Let's be back in the school talking about a murder, with Wednesday holding papers? Sure?
Odd pickup from the dead kid last time but uh, sure. Let's be back in the school talking about a murder, with Wednesday holding papers? Sure?
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wednesday episode uh (can't check the thing we're halfway through already but I was eating) five I think.
Odd pickup from the dead kid last time but uh, sure. Let's be back in the school talking about a murder, with Wednesday holding papers? Sure?
Odd pickup from the dead kid last time but uh, sure. Let's be back in the school talking about a murder, with Wednesday holding papers? Sure?
In Flight of the Fates, AL doesn't really have any. Molly is…particular, but contextual - sometimes she wants/needs control, sometimes needs to be devoid of it, etc., although…she has a bit of a thing for blood.
In the big party story (that I need to name) I rolled dice for everyone's kinks!
1/4
In the big party story (that I need to name) I rolled dice for everyone's kinks!
1/4
In the spirit of kink positivity--what kinks do everyone's characters have (if this is something your characters have)?
*Important note: Ace people and characters can and do also have kinks!
*Important note: Ace people and characters can and do also have kinks!
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In Flight of the Fates, AL doesn't really have any. Molly is…particular, but contextual - sometimes she wants/needs control, sometimes needs to be devoid of it, etc., although…she has a bit of a thing for blood.
In the big party story (that I need to name) I rolled dice for everyone's kinks!
1/4
In the big party story (that I need to name) I rolled dice for everyone's kinks!
1/4