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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · Aug 22

put me in Temple Grandin’s Squeeze Machine. I need to be rolled out like a piece of pasta

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 5h

once I kick this pneumonia it’s time to get Seriously Friendly

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 5h

maybe Shapes and goop meet at the market sometime for a cheeky coffee??

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 5h

open Wednesday - Sunday, Publique has a spot there for exceptional pastries which I regularly spend too much money on, and it’s surrounded by Asian supermarkets too. there’s one Asian grocer in the market that has every sauce you could ever want, it whips

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 5h

it really do be like that huh. depressing stuff, hope your wife gets what they need though!!

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 5h

going to the Preston Market has been a game changer. there’s some fuckin great shit there and fuck some of the meat has unbelievable value

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 5h

truly so fuckin cooked. it is awful going to any supermarket for any reason now, terrible psychic damage every time

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 7h

going to the supermarket is such a nightmare and their installation of uniformed and plainclothes security makes it one million times worse. ask me how I know about the plainclothes guys

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 9h

ooooooh I’m listening, I’m learning

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 9h

I laid this space out perfectly when I moved in, fucked it up for a year and now have it back almost perfect EXCEPT THERE IS STILL NOWHERE TO PUT A KEYBOARD >:(((((

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve had a real deep yearning to get back into playing piano this year and unfortunately this yearn has not abated, nor has more space magically been made in my apartment to fit a keyboard and I am furious about the latter

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 9h

“I’m literally just a guy”

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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 1d

Dancing Thru Grief - limited edition of 50. Now available as November’s Print.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16h

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 2d

pneumonia ain’t no joke gang. even showering was an ordeal

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 2d

had a lovely pub lunch with pals that went on a lot longer than expected and unfortunately now I am going to pass away from exhaustion

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Leona Sal @leonasal.femfactory.tech · 3d

hey um
if this doesn't get 2500 fatter in 3 days, star won't be able to do her bottom surgery

Leona Sal @leonasal.femfactory.tech · Apr 20

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 3d

the place I was at (a queer led program!!!) got shut down!! whole office gone!!! they weren’t doing shit for me either but at least it was with people who kind of got it

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 3d

had a thought today that was just “maybe if I wait until after I’m 35 I won’t have to continue to jump through the jobseeker style hoops they seem to have for the DSP anyway so I guess I’ll just suffer through until then” which is probably not great. anyway,

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Frag-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 7d

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 4d

wouldn’t that be novel!!!!

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 4d

I just want to be a person to these people and have them see I’m clearly not cut out for whatever fucking customer service job they’re going to offer me, bc that’s all they fucking have to offer

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 4d

in a just world I’d be on the DSP and it wouldn’t cost me thousands of dollars to get there so I could have a fucking life and not constantly worry about needing to apply to dozens of jobs every year who also have no intention of ever even reading my resume

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 4d

it’s fucking insulting to be passed around from person to person, company to company, when none of them have any ability to actually do anything for me and don’t plan on it, but if I don’t go I lose the only actual income I have bc I’m living off an inheritance that won’t last forever

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 4d

I got my phone call from my new job provider about setting up an appointment (despite obligations being suspended!!!) and I just want to scream. I don’t want to go back to work. I don’t want to meet another one of these fucking people who have no intention of helping me

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 4d

well this certainly changes how I am considering approaching the DSP

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