primordial goop
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primordial goop
@jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
· Aug 22
put me in Temple Grandin’s Squeeze Machine. I need to be rolled out like a piece of pasta
uh oh someone on my kink blog is trying to Do Discourse with me about divisional nonsense!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
uh oh someone on my kink blog is trying to Do Discourse with me about divisional nonsense!!!!
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Bex should be resting right now after surgery, HOWEVER because of our "great" healthcare system in the US, they need $$ for cancer meds WHILE THEY ARE IN THE HOSPITAL!
They need $157 NOW. Not tomorrow. NOW.
They have no support. Just us.
#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025 💞💸
They need $157 NOW. Not tomorrow. NOW.
They have no support. Just us.
#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025 💞💸
hey,
i have to get my tki (cancer meds) prescription filled - they're only giving me 3 days supply here at the hospital (i was hoping they'd provide for the duration i'm here).
i have $92, i'll need another $167 🙏🏽
please can 17 of you give $10 each?
paypal.me/thelongestroad
kofi link in bio
i have to get my tki (cancer meds) prescription filled - they're only giving me 3 days supply here at the hospital (i was hoping they'd provide for the duration i'm here).
i have $92, i'll need another $167 🙏🏽
please can 17 of you give $10 each?
paypal.me/thelongestroad
kofi link in bio
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Bex should be resting right now after surgery, HOWEVER because of our "great" healthcare system in the US, they need $$ for cancer meds WHILE THEY ARE IN THE HOSPITAL!
They need $157 NOW. Not tomorrow. NOW.
They have no support. Just us.
#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025 💞💸
They need $157 NOW. Not tomorrow. NOW.
They have no support. Just us.
#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025 💞💸
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thanks for the transphobia screenshots off twitter. they were neither informative, funny, nor any other sort of entertaining, but I'll just keep them on a shelf in my mind for now. i'm sure a use will come to me later
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
thanks for the transphobia screenshots off twitter. they were neither informative, funny, nor any other sort of entertaining, but I'll just keep them on a shelf in my mind for now. i'm sure a use will come to me later
it is objectively hilarious how badly I fucked up giving myself my shot alone for the first time. unfortunately I was also at the end of my shot cycle so I was essentially PMSing which did make pulling the syringe back too far and spilling Reandron down my leg and all over the floor quite horrific
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
it is objectively hilarious how badly I fucked up giving myself my shot alone for the first time. unfortunately I was also at the end of my shot cycle so I was essentially PMSing which did make pulling the syringe back too far and spilling Reandron down my leg and all over the floor quite horrific
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
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Please share the original post and support us
Under the biting cold,little Ghazal lies without warmth to protect her The fierce winds،torrential rains destroyed their tent, leaving them homeless
Ghazal needs milk,warmth,ablanket to protect her frail body from harshness of this winter
Let's send her warmth and safety♥️
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
Ghazal needs milk,warmth,ablanket to protect her frail body from harshness of this winter
Let's send her warmth and safety♥️
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Please share the original post and support us
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“content creator” why the fuck did we ever accept art getting called content?
the enthusiasm for generative AI would not have been possible without prior decades of capitalist conditioning to view works of art as products, rather than acts of culture and shared human life
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
“content creator” why the fuck did we ever accept art getting called content?
one of my oldest friends went to the effort of mailing me brownies bc I went through a breakup. he bakes brownies/treats for all his friends who go through breakups. and also their birthdays. and other occasions. he is a joy to have in my life
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
one of my oldest friends went to the effort of mailing me brownies bc I went through a breakup. he bakes brownies/treats for all his friends who go through breakups. and also their birthdays. and other occasions. he is a joy to have in my life
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
seeing The Mountain Goats setlists containing like half of the new album is making me vibrate with excitement to see them next year. they’re playing my faves too!!!!!! I refuse to be chill about how sick the new album is
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
seeing The Mountain Goats setlists containing like half of the new album is making me vibrate with excitement to see them next year. they’re playing my faves too!!!!!! I refuse to be chill about how sick the new album is
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I listen to Alma cries every night, knowing I cannot give her the food she begs for
Her tiny body is suffering from hunger, and fear fills my heart as she grows weaker
Your donation no matter how small could save her from the hunger consuming her
Please dont scroll away. Help my daughter survive
Her tiny body is suffering from hunger, and fear fills my heart as she grows weaker
Your donation no matter how small could save her from the hunger consuming her
Please dont scroll away. Help my daughter survive
This is a mother’s plea from Gaza.
My daughter Alma is fading from hunger, her cries breaking my heart. We have no food, and no way to ease her pain
Your compassion could bring her a meal or medicine she desperately needs. Please, help my girl survive.
👇👇👇
www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in...
My daughter Alma is fading from hunger, her cries breaking my heart. We have no food, and no way to ease her pain
Your compassion could bring her a meal or medicine she desperately needs. Please, help my girl survive.
👇👇👇
www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in...
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I listen to Alma cries every night, knowing I cannot give her the food she begs for
Her tiny body is suffering from hunger, and fear fills my heart as she grows weaker
Your donation no matter how small could save her from the hunger consuming her
Please dont scroll away. Help my daughter survive
Her tiny body is suffering from hunger, and fear fills my heart as she grows weaker
Your donation no matter how small could save her from the hunger consuming her
Please dont scroll away. Help my daughter survive
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unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
your bank app should not be allowed to give you a wrapped. mine has sent me into a horrifying spiral. where did all my money go
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
your bank app should not be allowed to give you a wrapped. mine has sent me into a horrifying spiral. where did all my money go
my dryer might be broken so I had a little squiz at new ones tonight and came across one with AI and another one with wifi connectivity. why would I need either of those things in my dryer. who is that for
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
my dryer might be broken so I had a little squiz at new ones tonight and came across one with AI and another one with wifi connectivity. why would I need either of those things in my dryer. who is that for
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Current Hollywood diet culture means we are running out of famous women who when they appear they make you say Va Va Voom and your tongue rolls down out onto the floor and steam comes out your ears and you slip on a banana peel
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Current Hollywood diet culture means we are running out of famous women who when they appear they make you say Va Va Voom and your tongue rolls down out onto the floor and steam comes out your ears and you slip on a banana peel
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
a friend told me about Heated Rivalry which is a gay sports drama. I truly cannot explain to anyone who wasn’t a teen girl in the late 2000s/early 2010s how important this is to me
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
a friend told me about Heated Rivalry which is a gay sports drama. I truly cannot explain to anyone who wasn’t a teen girl in the late 2000s/early 2010s how important this is to me
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If you have the ability, I'd love for you to contribute to Augie's surgery fundraiser! x gofund.me/f1c5c29b9
Donate to Help Augie get top surgery, organized by August Terrell
Hi, I'm Augie, a trans masculine non-binary person, and after over a decade of needing this,… August Terrell needs your support for Help Augie get top surgery
gofund.me
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you have the ability, I'd love for you to contribute to Augie's surgery fundraiser! x gofund.me/f1c5c29b9