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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 7h

… The government hasn’t received the fine but they have received a card saying “Sorry we missed you”.

Studio laughter

Ian Hislop leaning back in his chair

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 1d

The Dune one is absolutely insane - voice actors switch in and out like tag teams with no possible congruence between them

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

Congressman “Randy Fine”

Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 2d

United States Congressman calls for the deportation of all Muslims from the US.

All Jewish groups should join together to denounce this.

Tweet from Congressman Randy Fine: "Muslims calling for the destruction of Israel — after the peace deal.

It was never about Gaza.

Why did the UK allow these demons in?

We must ban Sharia in the United States and deport them ALL before this becomes us.

Religion of peace."

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

- but the fact is the incentive is too strong not to, for someone holding onto a lot not to speak to the only thing that will give the appearance of listening and talk right back

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

On a different level, someone I really like, whos has been really going through it, I know for a fact has been using Chat GPT like a sort of therapist. And I can’t even tell her just how bleak that is and potentially dangerous -

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

On the one hand I wonder if I’m a better messenger than some - I’m into finance, I’m not particularly left wing. On the other hand, if they (some of the smartest people I know) are edging close to or outright saying “yeah but it’s all Jews” then what does that even matter

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

Something I’ve seen is that people who have gone down that road are increasingly aggressive about. I deeply regret not being more confrontational early with a couple of people I know - I don’t know that it’d make much difference but at least I’d know I’d done what I could

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

One final thought is the sheer volume of fumbles from us is insane. I don’t think I’ve seen a team fumble the ball this much. Lamar definitely does it more than most QBs when he feels he needs to make something happen, and that’s definitely trickled down to everyone else -

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

I stg we could have been in it if he’d started after half time

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

Cooper rush was abysmal and Snoop might not be all that, but it was so obvious the second he came on that a player who can replicate a kind of Temu version of our normal offence is much better than an offence lead by Some Guy

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 2d

The most dismal part of that game was that the overall plan wasn’t horrible, the Ravens were absolutely in it and the defence played like they wanted to prove something

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

Return to “we didn’t order chicken! Not a problem, we’ll pick it out”, return to “I’ll be about five minutes mate”, return to “fiver off if you come pick it up”

David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 4d

Reading @londoncentric.media and reflecting on how everything wrong with Britain can be seen through Deliveroo:
- much of the economy is fraudulent
- people don’t go outside
- workers are underpaid and insecure
- the immigration system is broken
- society is being eroded by Big Tech

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

This is relatable to me, an idiot who does everything last minute

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

Unsolicited Slick Rick

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

Even though he fought for the enemy (horses), I will always raise a toast to those who put it all on the line to serve

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

I know these two are just playing Minecraft and shit, no chance they’re signing in for a bit of Hollow Knight: Silksong

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

Return to “we didn’t order chicken! Don’t worry we’ll pick it out”

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 3d

This is what I believe.

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 4d

Awoken confused due to daylight savings time you consume ultra strength cannabis, when the blur subsides you find yourself being interviewed by civil servants from Prevent, such is modern Britain

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 5d

Prim primmer

Who got the keys to my bymer

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5d

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 5d

The councils statement about it being within the POCA guidelines is insane, as if any step of this wasn’t an active choice they made

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 5d

There’s a certain amount that the owners clearly buried their heads in the sand, but I think they also just assumed that the council were going to be reasonable

Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 5d

www.the-londoner.co.uk/one-of-south...

One of South London's oldest Turkish restaurants is facing a £2.5m fine over a misplaced vent

Plus, the future of McGlynn's, trader evictions in Elephant and Castle and horses on Tooting Common

www.the-londoner.co.uk

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 5d

Lewisham is currently perusing a local restaurant using the Proceeds of Crime act over a planning dispute (started by them having to erect a wooden structure to hold a vent which the council themselves demanded they put in and then retroactively refused planning for)

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 5d

My Wickerman Britain manifesto will never not be relevant