Jacob Hatton
@jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
Sometime comedian and author.
For you I would rather forget English
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
For you I would rather forget English
Love when the train is like “Yeah idk”
Relatable
Relatable
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Love when the train is like “Yeah idk”
Relatable
Relatable
You know who’s army
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You know who’s army
Business idea: I come round your house and use my lack of construction skills to turn it into a shithole to own Rachel Reeves.
I will charge a year of mansion tax for the pleasure.
I will charge a year of mansion tax for the pleasure.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Business idea: I come round your house and use my lack of construction skills to turn it into a shithole to own Rachel Reeves.
I will charge a year of mansion tax for the pleasure.
I will charge a year of mansion tax for the pleasure.
New Labour domestically fundamentally got it
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
New Labour domestically fundamentally got it
Every single one of these written by your teenage niece and nephew
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Every single one of these written by your teenage niece and nephew
From the depths of “it’s over”, there was within me an invincible “we’re so back”.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 AM
From the depths of “it’s over”, there was within me an invincible “we’re so back”.
Moisturised, in my zone.
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Moisturised, in my zone.
RIP to one of my favourite London buildings, the Bellingham/Catford Homebase.
Really strange sci-fi B movie vibed place with a really lovely water feature.
Really strange sci-fi B movie vibed place with a really lovely water feature.
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
RIP to one of my favourite London buildings, the Bellingham/Catford Homebase.
Really strange sci-fi B movie vibed place with a really lovely water feature.
Really strange sci-fi B movie vibed place with a really lovely water feature.
My dad, who for claimed diabetes reasons was the only person I’ve ever met who consumed all of these regularly has been dead 3 months and my suspicion that he kept their business afloat solo is all but confirmed
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My dad, who for claimed diabetes reasons was the only person I’ve ever met who consumed all of these regularly has been dead 3 months and my suspicion that he kept their business afloat solo is all but confirmed
Luckily the terrible image was stolen this morning
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Luckily the terrible image was stolen this morning
… The government hasn’t received the fine but they have received a card saying “Sorry we missed you”.
Studio laughter
Ian Hislop leaning back in his chair
Studio laughter
Ian Hislop leaning back in his chair
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
… The government hasn’t received the fine but they have received a card saying “Sorry we missed you”.
Studio laughter
Ian Hislop leaning back in his chair
Studio laughter
Ian Hislop leaning back in his chair
Unsolicited Slick Rick
October 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Unsolicited Slick Rick
Even though he fought for the enemy (horses), I will always raise a toast to those who put it all on the line to serve
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Even though he fought for the enemy (horses), I will always raise a toast to those who put it all on the line to serve
I know these two are just playing Minecraft and shit, no chance they’re signing in for a bit of Hollow Knight: Silksong
October 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I know these two are just playing Minecraft and shit, no chance they’re signing in for a bit of Hollow Knight: Silksong
This is what I believe.
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is what I believe.
My Wickerman Britain manifesto will never not be relevant
October 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My Wickerman Britain manifesto will never not be relevant
Literally just the Simpsons bit where Homer claims to only eat food in bar form and is immediately hospitalised
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Literally just the Simpsons bit where Homer claims to only eat food in bar form and is immediately hospitalised
I’m back on my nonsense.
September 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I’m back on my nonsense.
Recently been doing some jokes, hanging with the cat, old friends and silksong and it’s all really fucking good.
September 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Recently been doing some jokes, hanging with the cat, old friends and silksong and it’s all really fucking good.
The list in question
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The list in question
“We need to have our country back, I’m off to paint some flags”
“Too right England till I die”
Guy who wants to see a reversion to the division of the Anglo Saxon kingdoms and the Danelaw, “Uh, yeah, England…”
“Too right England till I die”
Guy who wants to see a reversion to the division of the Anglo Saxon kingdoms and the Danelaw, “Uh, yeah, England…”
August 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
“We need to have our country back, I’m off to paint some flags”
“Too right England till I die”
Guy who wants to see a reversion to the division of the Anglo Saxon kingdoms and the Danelaw, “Uh, yeah, England…”
“Too right England till I die”
Guy who wants to see a reversion to the division of the Anglo Saxon kingdoms and the Danelaw, “Uh, yeah, England…”