jacobbisaacson.bsky.social
@jacobbisaacson.bsky.social
I like groceries
Woah can’t believe the White House is having a Black Friday sale. Only $500k for a pardon? $10k to have a POC neighbor deported? Wow great deals
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy thanksgiving even to the SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT MONSTERS and to all Especially thankFUL for our BOOMING and HOT ECONOMY, and for all my amazing 100% test scores on my cognitive tests and MRIs. Thankful for my amazing brain that many are saying is the greatest brain since Washington -dipshit
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
People need to be taking about the elder abuse going on in the White House. We keep blaming Trump for everything but he’s clearly not of sound mind. The people around him are abusing him because he’s demented. They need to be held accountable
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Trump is a cunt. Oh no! I committed sedition!
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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the cereal??
*KALSHI RAISES $1B AT $11B VALUATION: TECHCRUNCH
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We should be suing Trump every single day. Class action lawsuits for destroying our country. Every. Single. Day. Just sue the motherfucker to oblivion. Never relent. Keep going until he’s poor and/or in jail.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They should be filing articles for impeachment every single day for different reasons because they’re all legit. Just force people to vote for impeaching this piece of shit
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Gee, no big press gathering in the Oval Office for Trump’s signing of the Epstein files bill. I wonder why not. Also wondering how closely the signature matches the one on the Epstein birthday note. Also wondering if we’ll really see the Epstein files or if he’ll claim loopholes for years.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Is he calling for himself to be put to death for January 6th?

I'm confused.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@buzzgrambo.bsky.social buddy, you’re my new hero. Keep crushing it out there! Proud of you!
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Subpoena Epstein's bank records! Now! Demand it! Follow the damn money!
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I'm going to start a movement around people having shame again
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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What an easy governing philosophy Republicans have. Just blame every problem on Biden, Democrats, and migrants. Then you never have to solve anything and can blame all your failures on other people. This is especially useful when you are grossly unqualified for your position.
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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New video: "LEAKED Trump Meeting BLOWS UP in His Face!"

click below to WATCH👇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMMXWK95ks
LEAKED Trump Meeting BLOWS UP in His Face!
Adam Mockler
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“I have information directly from the president that this is all a democrat hoax and they’re using AI to trick us all into being socialists and that’s why I’m voting no on releasing the Epstein files even though I signed the petition saying I would.”
-Nancy mace
The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wow who could’ve possibly seem this coming!?! Wow
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Special treatment? Buddy she’s about to be pardoned and given a special present of millions because of “harm caused” Trump will take his little cut and then she’s free!
Rep. Garcia: “Why did they transfer her? Why won’t they tell us why and answer questions? We want Ghislaine Maxwell to come before the Oversight Committee and answer these questions. Ghislaine Maxwell should never receive special treatment.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Omg this is so true. And it hurts. Nothing will matter to them
the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
God dammit just give all of the ex’s the money and every single problem in our country would be solved. Start with Elon, bezos, and etc.
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“The president in his infinite wisdom and generosity was interviewing talent for his next beauty pageant. What benevolence! The democrat socialist are always out to get him!”
-karoline Leavitt (former Trump pageant contestant)
We're going to get an angry statement from Karoline Leavitt that "President Trump was merely tutoring a high school student in an AP Calculus class."
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yea and the Supreme Court will just do whatever Trump wants
McGovern: He would rather appeal to the highest court in the land to starve people than simply provide them with the food assistance that he is legally obligated to do. That is the Republican policy position. We will give you your food if you let us take away your health care.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM