Jack Kelly
@jackkelly.uk
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Software developer from Manchester, UK. Hobbying in gamedev and photography.
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Frite #photography
A yellow-panelled market stand selling chips at what you just know will be an upsetting price. The stand is hut-shaped with a striped roof and a large neon-style sign on top reading 'FRITE'
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Me to me: Why would you ever ask a question on here?

Me to me: it will be different this time
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jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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walkridegm.org.uk
📯Huge Opportunity for Public Space Improvement

Do you want to see a joined-up #BeeNetwork in #GreaterManchester?

Then have your say on this impressive proposal for Seymour Grove.

It's ambitious on paper, but local Councillors need confidence that there's public backing to approve it.
A computer generated image of a street scene with small text stating Option 1 - One-way cycle lanes on each side - view south on Seymour Grove at Junction with Chatham Road
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witchfuneral.quest
is anyone else getting tired of the victorian / middle earth aesthetic discord has been using? guilds were fine but this is a little excessive
discord context menu that lists

"send to the gallows
enroll as royal guard
stop the tomfoolery
behead postehaste
seize this user
inform of a malicious plot"

as available options
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bombsfall.bsky.social
The process of making a good photo:
1. go to far off place and take photos
2. develop film
3. return to far off place to take good versions of those photos
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A night shot on the Ashton Canal in Manchester. Happy with how this looks, given it's a handheld shot. #photography
A black and white photograph of a chemical/industrial plant is seen on the far side of a canal, at night. The plant is full of bright lights, and the sky and ground around are all dark. A reflection of a large building can be seen in the surface of the canal.
jackkelly.uk
Billboard sprites will never *not* be a useful optimisation.
joewintergreen.com
just spotted that cyberpunk does doom-style sprites for distant cars and characters... amazing
jackkelly.uk
Damn, I was hoping for “won't”. Good to have a definitive answer, though. 👍
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acvalens.net
vx-underground: Discord Zendesk breach is 1.5TBs of age verification photos. 2.1 +million photos

Spent this morning try to cross-verify, as news about the breach is going viral on Twitter
vx-underground &
@vxunderground
X.com
Chat, we are cooked Discord is being extorted by the people who
compromised their Zendesk instance They've got 1.5TB of age verification related
photos. 2,185,151 photos tl;dr 2.1m Discord users drivers license and /or passport might be leaked. Unknown number of
e-mails
4:04 AM • 10/8/25 • 245K Views Discord Previews
@DiscordPreviews
Follow Update: We have become aware that the perpetrators of this attack claim to have obtained 1.5 TB of age-verification photos totalling 2,185,151 images, which they are now
using to extort Discord.
Size:
1.50 TB (1,653,569,999,674 bytes)
Size on disk:
1.50 TB (1,658, 159,304,704 bytes)
Contains:
2,185,151 Files, 0 Folders
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zoecrowther.bsky.social
Say hello to literally the only protesters outside Tory conference this year
Two protesters holding up a sign saying “pedestrianise the M6”
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.
hausofdecline.bsky.social
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
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pompei79.bsky.social
Surprisingly yet pleasingly complex - the tile elements required to reconstruct a Roman roof over the House of the Faun, #Pompeii. Beautiful watercolour, pencil, and ink illustrations by Pasquale Maria Veneri dating to 1843 on display in the National Archaeological Museum
In Naples.
Watercolour showing different tile elements both flat (tegulae) and curved (imbrices) and antifixes and water spouts needed for a Roman roof Plan of the House of the Faun in watercolour showing the reconstructed rooflines. Reconstruction of a roofline in plan and section Full image of the three elements as one watercolour illustration
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Haven't watched it again since it was in theatres, but it was so good!
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andrewt.net
every single time, jesus

- 60,000,000 people signed the petition 'stop murdering babies'
- the government responded: 'we are committed to baby murder for inscrutable government Reasons'

just take down the petition website, come on, i disabled the google news feed, you can do this, i believe in you
 Petition Do not introduce Digital ID cards

We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

2,760,587 signatures

Government responded

    We will introduce a digital ID within this Parliament to help tackle illegal migration, make accessing government services easier, and enable wider efficiencies. We will consult on details soon.
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misterabk.bsky.social
Cool that the Bluesky CEO is succumbing to Musk's curse: being a needy loser, but not the exact kind of needy loser you have to be to write funny posts.
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mooseallain.bsky.social
“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
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boreian.bsky.social
if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼
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mikebithell.bsky.social
DEUS EX REMASTERED!!? Why was I not informed immediately?
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crimew.gay
it's been long enough now that i feel like i can break my silence on this:

samsungs (allegedly) $200-$200K bug bounty program paid me just $5000 for the "High Severity" vulnerability that would've allowed me to supply chain attack their whole cloud environment.

maia.crimew.gay/posts/i-hack...
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smotus.bsky.social
There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
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misterabk.bsky.social
A surprising number of people seem to regard Nazism as an understandable and natural reaction to heavy eye makeup.
david-k-clark.bsky.social
The Spectator now lurching towards fascism by analogy, including an interview with Andrew Tate (they’ll regret that). Of course, the Weimar comparison is daft. There’s no interesting culture for a start.
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