Jackie Chiles
@jackiechilesesq.bsky.social
Lawyer; Royals, Chiefs, Mizzou, Chelsea, and F1 fan; Music snob; Beer enthusiast
Tonight a bartender told the missus that she looks like Rosamund Pike and, as you might expect, she is feeling herself
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight a bartender told the missus that she looks like Rosamund Pike and, as you might expect, she is feeling herself
Surrender cobra
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Surrender cobra
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It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
Repost if it’s over 80° in your parents’ house right now
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Repost if it’s over 80° in your parents’ house right now
A checkbook is like Venmo for old people
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A checkbook is like Venmo for old people
Time for my annual reminder that nothing good ever comes from answering your office phone after noon on the day before Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Time for my annual reminder that nothing good ever comes from answering your office phone after noon on the day before Thanksgiving
Nice touch for CBS to play Stone Roses as bumper music for the Eagles vs. Cowboys broadcast. RIP Mani Mounfield
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nice touch for CBS to play Stone Roses as bumper music for the Eagles vs. Cowboys broadcast. RIP Mani Mounfield
I’m ashamed that Mizzou didn’t go for it there. OU cucked us.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m ashamed that Mizzou didn’t go for it there. OU cucked us.
For some reason it feels like Sunday instead of Saturday. I’m not happy about it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
For some reason it feels like Sunday instead of Saturday. I’m not happy about it.
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Reagan in the cuck chair of democracy
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reagan in the cuck chair of democracy
Being alive at the same time as Prince was like living in the age of Mozart
Y’all wanna hear a wild story? Charlie is right — this medley Prince made 30 years ago, blending many of his greatest hits & fan favorites into an extended mashup, is one of the most fun “only Prince could do this” things he made in the 90s. BUT: he told us he was gonna do it. In an AOL chat room…
Unpopular opinion: the Purple Medley is one of the best things Prince ever did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJE...
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Being alive at the same time as Prince was like living in the age of Mozart
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PSA: if you like a skeet, repost it
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
PSA: if you like a skeet, repost it
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
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It signs well, does it not?
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It signs well, does it not?
Find something you love as much as Pierzynski and Wainwright love making wrong guesses at what pitch is coming next
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Find something you love as much as Pierzynski and Wainwright love making wrong guesses at what pitch is coming next
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i give hell to all the college football radio flagships that have right-wing crap as a lead-in to their broadcasts so here I want to celebrate Lindenwood University, whose Lions are on KCLC St. Charles & which is currently playing Crucified Son by Charley Crockett
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i give hell to all the college football radio flagships that have right-wing crap as a lead-in to their broadcasts so here I want to celebrate Lindenwood University, whose Lions are on KCLC St. Charles & which is currently playing Crucified Son by Charley Crockett
You gotta be kidding me Chelsea
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You gotta be kidding me Chelsea
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Chelsea Football Club
a man says but you are not serious people in a dark room
ALT: a man says but you are not serious people in a dark room
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Chelsea Football Club
Itinerary. I just start typing vowels and sprinkle an r and n in there and let spellcheck work its magic
I’m allergic to penicillin and ALWAYS misspell it.
In college, I had to interview for a school sponsored/funded trip that required medical disclosure as we were traveling to really rural areas and they called me out on it during the interview. I said, “Man, I’m so allergic I can’t even spell it!”
In college, I had to interview for a school sponsored/funded trip that required medical disclosure as we were traveling to really rural areas and they called me out on it during the interview. I said, “Man, I’m so allergic I can’t even spell it!”
Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Itinerary. I just start typing vowels and sprinkle an r and n in there and let spellcheck work its magic
The Winners of this season’s Great British Baking Show should be (in no particular order): Short Guy, Handsome Gay Guy, Ukrainian Lady
September 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Winners of this season’s Great British Baking Show should be (in no particular order): Short Guy, Handsome Gay Guy, Ukrainian Lady