Charles Pieper
@inherentcharlie.bsky.social
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Writer/Director: 'Malacostraca,' Writer: 'Destroy all Neighbors,' Producer: ‘Everybody goes to the Hospital’ more to come... http://charlespieper.com
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inherentcharlie.bsky.social
Hello new followers! I’m a horror writer/director with a penchant for practical effects and stop motion animation. I was one of the writers of the shudder original horror comedy ‘Destroy all Neighbors’ and have several new projects percolating. Stay tuned!
a pixel art of destroy all neighbors with a blue sky in the background
ALT: a pixel art of destroy all neighbors with a blue sky in the background
media.tenor.com
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kickthebeckett.com
I cannot stress enough that Wes Craven did not have a single goddamned thing to do with Freddy's Nightmares, and I have no fucking clue what Polygon is smoking with this article
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
academic elitists are erasing our culture and heritage
nytimes.com
A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.

Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
The Chicago Rat Hole Was Not Made by a Rat
A statistical analysis of an infamous indentation in a sidewalk suggested a 99 percent likelihood that another rodent made the mark.
nyti.ms
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
This is the good stuff yes!
spocksbrian.worstpossible.world
Too many amazing stories from Gallup, and almost none I will repeat here. However I will talk about what I myself experienced. There was Something in the basement at the Old Rehoboth Church
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kolleencarney.bsky.social
Ok here's the thing: we shouldn't have to give up anything that brings us joy just because we live in a fucking nightmare country
theatlantic.com
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
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jacoboller.bsky.social
Google is killing my industry so it can be coy about dogs’ chess abilities
AI: No dogs cannot play chess in the human sense because
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
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stevensantos.bsky.social
Sam Altman is The Music Man, but he sings about a different number of trombones every time you prompt him.
chriswarcraft.bsky.social
It really feels like Sam Altman promised a lot of Very Serious Old People he was going to create capitalist blowjob jesus based off a tech demo, and now that the bottom’s falling out he’s throwing whatever he can think of at the wall to avoid getting disappeared because he wasted all their money.
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
AI* is here to stay

*stands for 'arsenic insectoids;' I got bit by one on my foot the other day and it infected me right up to my brain and it now tells me to post things like:

AI* is here to stay
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
humdrum blum dumb, AI stinkaroo
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britthates.bsky.social
studio execs & major outlets claim AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over Hollywood. the reality is much different. i spoke with filmmakers, producers, and editors about how AI is actually showing up in productions – and what it still can't do:
Hollywood Has a Major AI Hype Problem
Studio execs and major media outlets claim that AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over film and TV. The reality is much different.
movieweb.com
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jlalibs.com
The soundtrack for BELLY is superlative in every regard, from curation to bombast, and the highlight is the montage featuring D'Angelo's "Devil's Pie" under it — just uncannily smooth in his delivery and only ever made bangers, just look at his career.

RIP, D'Angelo
D'Angelo - Devil's Pie [Belly]
YouTube video by The Golden Era
www.youtube.com
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rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
Hal Ashby looked like no other director, just incredible.
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natcassidy.bsky.social
This photo of Robert Bloch is the most writer photo to have ever writer photo’d. It is Pure Writer Photo.
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
What a blast to see ‘Frankenhooker’ on the big screen tonight hehehe @theloftcinema.bsky.social
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morganpeterbrown.bsky.social
Watching GHOSTBUSTERS. I’ve never noticed in the notorious “ghost blowjob” scene that for some reason Ray is dressed as a pirate or something?

He’s wearing a doublet with fancy epaulets and there’s a sword leaning against the bed. How extensive WAS this scene originally??
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
As usual I’ve turned my back on sports once again ahaha
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
It’s like… fun low budget fan fiction hahah
inherentcharlie.bsky.social
Okay so this episode has Freddy allow himself to be caught and set on fire for he somehow seems to already know he’ll live on? Naw I dunno no thanks to that I think, personally!?