Moist Mouth Noises On NPR
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Sewing Fam- Anyone capable of sewing a mans bathrobe? my bf is 6'7" and we can't find anything to fit. Willing to pay what it's worth. DM me if interested.
if you DM about anything else...🔪
if you DM about anything else...🔪
December 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sewing Fam- Anyone capable of sewing a mans bathrobe? my bf is 6'7" and we can't find anything to fit. Willing to pay what it's worth. DM me if interested.
if you DM about anything else...🔪
if you DM about anything else...🔪
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The long nights are over, the Light begins its journey home
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The long nights are over, the Light begins its journey home
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Reskeet this if and only if you had your spouse’s genitals in your mouth on the very first date
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reskeet this if and only if you had your spouse’s genitals in your mouth on the very first date
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a lot of buns in progress 🐰🐰🐰
December 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
a lot of buns in progress 🐰🐰🐰
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Today's pigeon is a samurai, based on a photo Adam and Noah took together.
I put together a few different helmets I found, and also had to uh. Fictionalize it a bit. To suit my abilities.
I put together a few different helmets I found, and also had to uh. Fictionalize it a bit. To suit my abilities.
December 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Today's pigeon is a samurai, based on a photo Adam and Noah took together.
I put together a few different helmets I found, and also had to uh. Fictionalize it a bit. To suit my abilities.
I put together a few different helmets I found, and also had to uh. Fictionalize it a bit. To suit my abilities.
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You ever do a sketch that is so simple and immediate you're afraid to touch it?
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You ever do a sketch that is so simple and immediate you're afraid to touch it?
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DID MY SHOT AT HOME BY MYSELF!
Trans Folks: can I get a Good Girl in the chat?
Cis Folks: Can I get some dollars in the GFM below?
Trans Folks: can I get a Good Girl in the chat?
Cis Folks: Can I get some dollars in the GFM below?
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December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
DID MY SHOT AT HOME BY MYSELF!
Trans Folks: can I get a Good Girl in the chat?
Cis Folks: Can I get some dollars in the GFM below?
Trans Folks: can I get a Good Girl in the chat?
Cis Folks: Can I get some dollars in the GFM below?
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Limited amount of these patches available for 💸13 usd each!!!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
They are on stabilizer material and are around 5”x7” kinda!!
Hmuu if interested!!!!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
They are on stabilizer material and are around 5”x7” kinda!!
Hmuu if interested!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Limited amount of these patches available for 💸13 usd each!!!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
They are on stabilizer material and are around 5”x7” kinda!!
Hmuu if interested!!!!
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
They are on stabilizer material and are around 5”x7” kinda!!
Hmuu if interested!!!!
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the number of times the character name Pasquini is said in Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man (1976, Deodato) delighted me so much that i made an edit of some, but not all, of the 'Pasquinis'
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the number of times the character name Pasquini is said in Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man (1976, Deodato) delighted me so much that i made an edit of some, but not all, of the 'Pasquinis'
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I'm old. My life is behind me. Big deal. What good is life? It only leads to being old, with your life behind you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm old. My life is behind me. Big deal. What good is life? It only leads to being old, with your life behind you.
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
I don’t think I’ve ever been excited to use a service that advertises itself as “now legal in all fifty states!”
A product? Sign me the fuck up I wanna know what that is.
A service? Oh hell no.
A product? Sign me the fuck up I wanna know what that is.
A service? Oh hell no.
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been excited to use a service that advertises itself as “now legal in all fifty states!”
A product? Sign me the fuck up I wanna know what that is.
A service? Oh hell no.
A product? Sign me the fuck up I wanna know what that is.
A service? Oh hell no.
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Grateful to my queer internet besties
September 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Grateful to my queer internet besties
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Discount salvation, on the tollway to a cut-rate heaven.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Discount salvation, on the tollway to a cut-rate heaven.
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May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule
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Occasionally Instagram tricks me into clicking on Threads. This is the first time EVER I’ve seen something there that delighted me
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Occasionally Instagram tricks me into clicking on Threads. This is the first time EVER I’ve seen something there that delighted me
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December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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jumping out of the box
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
jumping out of the box
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Alternate timeline where Google was named Xanthor and every tech company follows suit and calls themselves Graznok, Zigtaronn, Morteus the Unquenchable, etc.
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Alternate timeline where Google was named Xanthor and every tech company follows suit and calls themselves Graznok, Zigtaronn, Morteus the Unquenchable, etc.
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