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Amanda | Illuminescence

@illuminescence.bsky.social

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Retired game designer. Fanfic writer. Learning digital artist. Big fan of Taskmaster. Love escape rooms, fungus and mosses, pop-up paper design, and weird stuff generally. Hello.

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 1d

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Gabe Utseks @jawnwicks.bsky.social · 1d

It is said that if you look at this sad little Qrs screencap seven times, he will reappear in a future task.

Alex Horne, as Qrs Tuvwxyz, lies in the bed of the Taskmaster caravan, looking despondently out of the window. He's wearing a white flannel dressing gown and is next to a big, black and white, stuffed toy tiger. Alex does something with his face, voice and body language this whole episode that completely transforms him into Qrs and it's an outrage that they've never returned.

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 3d

Aaaahhh! Thank you! So excited for that - I hope they go share the love to my distant Taskmaster friends 💖

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 3d

It was a lovely, sobering, friendly, and even fun night! The speakers were wonderful and so generous with their experiences, and the people organising things were just the nicest peeps. Special shout out to Lizzy the medic who was the best.

Please donate if you can - they're making a difference.

Photograph/selfie of Amanda and Alex Horne the morning after the SHOC Sleep Out in Slough. Both look a little tired, but smiling. Amanda is in a Clash of the Comics t-shirt and teal jacket, Alex is in a knitted jumper and a bright orange and black jacket.

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 3d

Sadly, unless it's region locked against people from Birmingham, England (and you know - FAIR!) there's no file there either even in the UK.

I think the YouTube link is the only valid way at the moment, even for Brits (thank you @octopody.bsky.social ):
youtu.be/DFZ5viF7agc?...

The Knot (2013) by Mark Watson read by Julian Rhind Tutt

YouTube video by Midnight Magpie

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 3d

I went to a Professor Brian Cox show about this and, no joke, he had a support-act type co-presenter who would come on stage and do a few minutes here and there _to fend off the existential terror of the universe_. He'd talk about dogs and cute things. Otherwise, I guess, people would just cry???

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 4d

Alex. No contest.

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 4d

I've been enjoying seeing Alex with his white Casio F-91W watch. I think it looks neat. @taskmaster.tv

Screenshot of Alex Horne and Ania Magliano standing shoulder to shoulder in the Taskmaster library for her s20 interview. Alex is wearing a white Casio watch. #taskmaster #alexhorne #casio

Screenshot of Greg Davies and Alex Horne sitting in dark and light blue suits respectively on the Seth Meyer's Late Night show. Alex is wearing a white Casio watch.

Screenshot from the banter section of a series 20 episode of Taskmaster. Alex is on his throne looking down surprised at his wrist where his cuff is emanating smoke. Alex is wearing a white Casio watch.

Photograph of Alex at a Christmas shindig gig with the Horne Section. He's wearing jeans and a Father Christmas jumper/vest and a pink paper hat. Alex is wearing a white Casio watch.

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 4d

Oh wow! You're right!

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 4d

They're not getting the W for that little mishap, I tell you.

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 His top is made out of rubber
His bottom is made out of springs!🎵

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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 4d

Flipping heck, this is a good episode! Tune in to Taskmaster. Tonight, 9pm on Channel 4.

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 4d

I'm counting the minutes until this week's episode. Can't wait to Watch. 🤍🤍🤍

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 5d

Very exciting!
Good luck to all the contestants, new and old, and good luck to my fellow hopefuls entering the arena of ticket-clicking!

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Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv · 5d

Would you like to experience Taskmaster in real life, with your own eyes and ears and other parts?

Tickets for our New Year Treat and Champion of Champions studio recordings will be available soon - sign up to our audience mailing list to find out when:

taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 6d

Comedy and Tragedy masks for real. 🎭🎭🎭

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 8d

Not long left to buy tickets!
Let FOMO be your guide, folks!

FOMO4GOOD

(It's charity)

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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 8d

Here are the exciting Taskmaster prizes for The Big Sleep Out raffle. Closes at 5pm today. GOOD LUCK!

linktr.ee/littlealexho...

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 9d

And smashing Lego constructions as a child (or smashing other things when older).

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 9d

I think it's agency. We have so little agency left to us in the world these days. Rented places where you can't decorate. No garden to sculpt. No shed to do your making in.

But the need to have agency on your surroundings is still so strong - to be able to say "I made that change." Even a bad one.

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The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social · 9d

Hello. Mark (me! - the sax one) is on Cameo.. had fun today recording my first couple for people.. if you want birthday message/saxogram/a song/whatever follow this link v.cameo.com/e/LMCuFg8PnXb

Mark Brown - Personalized videos on Cameo

Mark Brown on Cameo! Cameo lets you request a personalized video message for any occasion.

v.cameo.com

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 9d

What are we calling this? Cheeky Text Day? The Cheeky Textaversary? Well, whatever it is, happy 8 years to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and all of the cheeky text fans!

🎈🥳🎉

Of course I didn't forget your present!
www.cheekytexts.co.uk

Screenshot of a website. The top half is black with white text and reads: Cheeky Texts
Clamouring for the release of Mark Watson's cheeky texts for...
7 years : 11 months : 29 days : 19 hours : 35 minutes : 17 seconds
The bottom half is white with black texts and reads:
Random Cheek
I'd like to take you to the Taskmaster House, if you catch my drift.
There is a button labelled 'another!' at the bottom.

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 10d

Train delay adventures but I'm on the last leg of the trip to the Sleep-Out in Slough!

Last chances to donate to the fundraising for SHOC before I sleep out tonight in a box and bag. I've been so fortunate to have met my goal, but the charity is as worthy as ever 💖💖
www.justgiving.com/page/amanda-j

Amanda's Big Sleep Out 2025

Help Amanda Jeffrey raise money to support SHOC

www.justgiving.com

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steffi🥛(dir. john carpenter) @diversestripes.bsky.social · 10d

lapped this up like dogs, didn't we

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Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 10d

What we lacked in numbers we made up for in anti-heckling???
(I don't think that will count in our favour.)

Amanda | Illuminescence @illuminescence.bsky.social · 11d

For what it's worth, I think your posts have been appearing in my feed on the daily? No idea what could be going on.

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