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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 10h

More No More Jockeys comic nonsense for #drawtober! Key struggles with the definition of 'spinster' in a way that only Key can. Horne and Watson try their best.

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with green accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 5, game 1, right at the very start. Key, in a green wig, plays 'Miss Piggy,' with the category 'no more renowned spinsters.' He argues with Horne about what a spinster is, and lands upon 'someone who is constantly trying to wank off a frog.' He plays the Queen as his 'name another.' Chaos ensues, primarily in the form of the other two tutting at Key, and Key, surprisingly, feeling one single regret. I am insulted, confused, and endlessly amused. Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog, and Elizabeth II make cameo appearances.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 1d

Woohoo! Always time for a rewatch!

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 4d

I’ll say it again: I love you, Dodgers, with my whole heart, but what in the heck is this nonsense? I nearly cried.

Just. The Dodgers’ bullpen doing what it does best - breaking my heart. We won in the end so it’s FINE.

Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 5d

Another No More Jockeys #drawtober comic! In this one, we play everyone's favorite game, Big or Small, Thick or Dainty!

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 4, game 7, right at the very start. Key asks whether his cup is big or small, Horne counters with a question of whether his is thick or dainty. There's some confusion over how to close one's eyes, and when Watson appears, he's asked to close his eyes and guess, big or thick, small or dainty as the other two ATLs drink from their cups. It does not go well for him. Only one or two of the drawings are terribly unflattering.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 6d

Good luck to us both, then - what a Series that would be!

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 6d

Might I also suggest MLB, an admittedly quite boring sport that still makes you tear your hair out, with 3-hour games nearly every day! (Go Dodgers!)

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 6d

I suspect the primary hurdle to this prank is he would have needed to obtain a working belt to avoid even more awkwardness than we see in the general day-to-day.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 9d

This is…such a sentence.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 12d

Ooh! Do we think those are in the tear-and-chew column, or the biteable column?

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 12d

Whoops, it's #drawtober again, so everyone has to deal with another batch of my silly NMJ comics. In this one, we discuss the physics of pastry eating, and the dimensions and relative chewability of macs.

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 5, game 9, at approximately 6:15, in which Alex is baffled that Tim uses a "tear and chew" method for eating pastries rather than biting them. They then discuss which method should be used for Big Macs, and also Small Macs. Watson pretends to order a Large Mac from a drive-thru ordering kiosk from "Burger Key"

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 14d

Wahey, go Team Aphantasia! I can see sort of blocky forms, I equate it to underpaintings. Definitely no faces, turns out no octopus battles either, who knew!

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 14d

First the fun thing was teased and then NOT released on my birthday, and then my inability to picture an octopus is mocked?! I feel personally attacked! Thrilled to see any YHCIH content though, so I'll forgive — but just this once.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 17d

I love baseball, and the Dodgers own my entire heart, but wowee what a stupid game this is, why is my blood pressure so high after a 10-5 win‽

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 25d

without downloading any new pics, where are u at, mentally

‪Jason Hagglund‬
‪@hagglundized.net‬
· 10h
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN! 👏

“The USA, where you can pick up eggs, milk and lethal ammunition in the same supermarket run, in case you want to make a pancake and then shoot someone in the head, considers people who like trains a bit too much to be its society’s deadliest scourge.” 🤣

‪The Daily Tism‬
‪@thedailytism.com‬
· 11h
Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority
Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported. The USA, where you can p...
thedailytism.com

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‪The Onion‬
‪@theonion.com‬
· 8h
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns...
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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‪Dude Points (trusted and treasured Eurovisionista)‬
‪@dudepoints.fun‬
· 5h
OKAY
The reason you aren’t seeing the 70 year olds with the autism described by RFK Jr is because they were all put in institutions as kids and kept Out of the public eye. It doesn’t mean they don’t exist or didn’t exist.

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‪Derek Van Dyke‬
‪@derekvandyke.bsky.social‬
· 7h
A figure of Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam holding a handgun, accompanied by the text:

I'm joining the war on autism

on the side of the autism
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‪Disgruntled Goat‬
‪@ninaolive.bsky.social‬
· 28m
very confused by seeing a commercial for the new pta movie featuring some football guy???

‪Mark Watson‬
‪@watsoncomedian.bsky.social‬
· 5h
One day history students will study his eight years in power and they will dismiss videos like this as deepfakes because the alterna…

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 25d

Lobbying for Los Angeles. We're cool, and our weather is usually tolerable. I can get one (1) person into the zoo for free with my membership.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Sep 3

I couldn’t let this be the only drawing posted for Key’s birthday, as much as I love and respect the artist. So here, a slightly scrunched birthday Tim! (Shhh, it’s still the 2nd in LA!)

Digital drawing of Tim Key in black and white, in a loose pen-and-ink-ish style. He is wearing an LA Dodgers baseball cap and a dark sweatshirt. His face is slightly scrunched, possibly perplexed by Sexy Watto. His face is still incredibly difficult to draw, this wasn’t my second attempt at this last minute drawing, of course not!

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 28

Aw shucks!

Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 28

That is so exciting and so impressive! I'd considered it, but neither my intarsia nor duplicate stitch skills are up to snuff.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · Aug 27

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. And as a reminder, birds are definitely animals.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 27

This is my favorite thing ever.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 23

I would like to join this church please.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 22

It’s me, I’m the horse.

No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · Aug 22

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "That horse is fucking clueless."

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 22

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

A still from No More Jockeys: Mark Watson, wine glass in hand, smiling, focusing on the new guessing game; Alex Horne, wearing a suit in a full bath, screaming, with vinegar in his eyes; Tim Key, howling with laughter, Fatberg watching on.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 13

My yearning is currently sustainable, but I wouldn’t mind some more of this sort of nonsense please.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · Aug 13

Has your 'Yes, How Can I Help?' yearning reached unsustainable levels? Maybe a fan edit by one of the Watthos will tide you over.

No Context YHCIH vol. 2

Attempting to add a modicum of context to 'Yes, how can I help' — episodes 16-32.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · Aug 13

The t-shirts have been of varying quality over the years, but the last one I bought was lovely! The orange Fiddly hoodie is ORANGE, I have noticeably fewer near misses with cars when I wear it on my walks.

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