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Chaboi Ian

@ianbrooks.bsky.social

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Messy King. Foretold by a wizard. DIY - Destroy what destroys you

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · May 15

Come to my page to creep you fucking freaks

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously Godzilla Minus One is an exception to the rule

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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 2d

That we are.

Cease & desist, pls & thx!

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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 2d

I love spooky season. I get to watch my favorite movie about lesbians

Louie and lestat

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 1d

Before coffee: I hate everybody

After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't need the confession, I just looked at this guy's face and knew

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 1d

Seems bad that the entire internet stops working when one corporation screws up

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 1d

I actually hate some people for exposing me to weird aspects of their lives, like I didn't ask for this keep that shit to yourself

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 2d

Is that the worst thing Obama did

Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 3d

I miss the times when the worst thing a President did was wear a tan suit

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 2d

Refusing to manifest from the ether until something good happens

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 1d

sending this to all my exes

text message that reads by the way everything i ever sent you is off record. you're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

dont understand all the hype around The Brothers Karamazov. there's no progression system at all. who am i supposed to identify with if none of the characters is improving their stats and acquiring better equipment

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 2d

bad news for my haters

The Guardian headline: “Chemical linked to low sperm count, obesity, and cancer found in dummies, tests find

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 1d

Guess what the past is dead the world you grew up in no longer exists write a goddamn ending to your story

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 1d

Just wild to me how many series are like "you liked that huh? Well let's see how it all got to this point" and it's like I have a different idea for direction: it's called forward

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 1d

So sick of prequels. Can any writer just be like "the story starts here and I don't even know what the fuck happens beforehand"?

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🪦 Xpibbfan69X 🧟‍♂️ @bizkitpilled.bsky.social · 1d

i'll cook em a meal alright, a knuckle sandwich with cheese

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 1d

U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers

Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

"you should work nine hours a day six days a week making money for somebody else when you are young so you can (maybe) not have to work at all when you are 65" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 1d

Darryl Ayo—or anybody: “what if a democratic elected official did any work at all? Or even tried?”

liberals on social media: “take a civics class, you ignoramus!”

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

well, it’s like they say: if thieves can steal your jewelry, you snooze, you Louvre

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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 2d

No Kings includes DraftKings

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Greg Priest @gregpriest.bsky.social · 2d

Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451 was published OTD in 1953.

“Remember, the firemen are rarely necessary. The public itself stopped reading of its own accord.”

#booksky 🐡

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 3d

Stoke is a Real Freak grabbin' that man's bare feet
#AEW

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4d

eat him by his own light

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🪦 Xpibbfan69X 🧟‍♂️ @bizkitpilled.bsky.social · 4d

less freaks (derogatory) and more freaks (complimentary)

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