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Emet-Selch's Jug-Band Christmas 🎄
@hughjodonnell.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, and gaymer.
Queer Millenial of Irish heritage.
All opinions are 100% correct.
The Mountain's Shadow out now
https://patreon.com/Everydaydrabbles
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm the discourse, lightly beer battered and fried, served with cole slaw and your choice of potato.
I'm a mystery; dried, roasted, ground, and pour-over brewed, served with a delightful cinnamon scone
I’m a truth, rolled in swirled circumstances and topped with salt nut sarcasm
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's good Horses is band from Steam. They aren't housebroken.
it’s good horses is banned from steam, they could scald themselves with it
It's good Horses is banned from steam. Theyre terrifying creatures.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Tonight I splurged and got food from a restaurant my husband wouldn't eat at while he is out of town.
I got Shake Shack and have...
Mild Regrets.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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That arc toward justice won't bend itself
January 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Im rewatching Gundam Seed Destiny and I forgot that the first 15 episodes are just straight up Cagali character assassination.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me last week: I'm going to get so done while my husband is put of town.
What I've gotten done: shoveled the driveway (1 time)
Cooked dinner (airfryer)
1/2 load of laundry ( still in dryer)
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I feel like this cover designer had one job.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This month's free game is ONE COURSE ULTIMATE MURDER MYSTERY DINNER. Shelby Deville is dead, one of you is the killer, and you've got twenty minutes to work out who (thirty if you chew your food properly).

PDFs, text-only versions and extensive commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/one-co...
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Patreon just sent me a marketing email badmouthing Santa Claus and I think this campaign respectfully could've used more time in the oven.
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Absolute Wonder Woman, Batman, and Superman are all superlative books.
But Absolute Martian Manhunter is one of those books that's so good I had to put it down and just sit in the dark cussing for a few minutes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Don't just kill the cop living in your head. Kill the puritan that calls him on others.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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me: I deserve a new final fantasy tactics game. I also deserve three to four franchises getting tactics games.
gf: they should make a shrek tactics game
me: what?
gf: you know
gf: it'd be real good
gf: call it
gf: *stares at me unblinking for a solid 20 seconds*
gf: tactics ogre
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Happy holidays from the best thing my grandfather bought from a Buccees thirty years ago.
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
REUNION November 30, 2025

I solved it in 1️⃣9️⃣ moves!
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 🦊 🦔 🎉 www.merriam-webster.com/games/reunion
Reunion, a Daily Word Game | Merriam Webster
The right words bring them together: unscramble words in as few moves as possible.
www.merriam-webster.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"How did you get in here, little guy?" Asterius asked as he trapped Theseus under a glass and released him outside the labyrinth.
Alice and Martin Provensen
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Nobody burn down this grocery store. It would be a terrible hazard.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Private equityyyyyyyyyyyyyy
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Honestly, I would quit my job and write/house husband full time.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Soma Cruz penning a long, dramatic email to his distant cousin Guillermo, who works for the railroad.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The 9th annual MountainMage #MTG Charity Raffle has begun! Please read the post thouroughly before buying tickets. Shares are EXTREMELY welcome!

Links are here:
fullercenterfl.org/donate
www.fullercenterfl.org

#MagicTheGathering
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Everyday Drabbles: Heyday
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#1278: Heyday | Everyday Drabbles
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November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The cats got a new shipping box to play in so my husband is breaking down the old box and the cats are looking at him with an expression of deep betrayal.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Go vote for Dungeon Encounters so I have axe-cuse to get it off my TBP pile!
What game from 2021 deserves to be our first deep-dive of 2026?

♟️- Dungeon Encounters
🧠- Scarlet Nexus
🏜️- Shin Megami Tensei V
😈- Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous

Patrons at any level can vote until Saturday at Noon PT!
Winning game gets a full ep in February!
www.patreon.com/posts/panthe...
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Oh hey does anyone want lesbian space pirates?
Also sex scene with one of the participants is a sentient spaceship (lemme tell you it was a *project* to write)
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM