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Fraanesh lord of goblins
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Whimsy & world of warcraft with sexiness
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If you have a Royal Family, you have deference.

If you have a Royal Family, you have a class system.

If you have a RF, you essentially say, "These people are better than everyone else by dint of birth & should maintain enormous influence, wealth and power."

Why would anyone want that at all?
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Margaret Thatcher, is that you?! No? It's just John Cleese joining the religious fascists with their hostility to LGBTQ people.

Monty python were once banned for parodying religious characters but now they're on the side of the side of the fascists.
February 17, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Whenever I hear about Steve Bannon I replace his name with neo nazi movement & you realise they're interchangeable, a global fascist movement seeking to empower monsters worldwide.
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Hilary Cass here arguing for children to be prevented from being known by a preferred name or getting a haircut in case it encourages them to continue later in life to transition.

Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
2019 me: Is twitter down? 😭😭😭

2026 me: Is twitter down? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

It used to be an utterly superb app & then the billionaires came for it
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters
My god do we need UBI

“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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A brilliant plan to rid local communities of this insidious, helpful population
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Will the assassin miss this time?
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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This wretched, thick-as-pigshit country. The NHS keeps a proven bigot and demonstrably rubbish nurse, but loses an actual doctor. Great fucking job.
February 15, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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I like the government pivot to reminding voters that Farage is an avowed enemy of NATO & Europe & an ardent admirer of Vladimir Putin, who routinely orders the murders of critics & opponents. It is politically effective & morally essential.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I'm in a lot of trouble, for Valentine's day, I only got my girlfriend a kettle.

Now I'm on a lot of hot water.
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Classic anniversary the burning crusade world of warcraft experience.

First boss drops single handed spell blade
*warlock needs*
*warrior needs*

*warrior wins*
*warlock immediately begins to hearth*

This was after we wiped 4 times before the first boss causing us to need new dps 🙄
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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there goes another one
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The new world of warcraft retail valentines events are engaging & hilarious!
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Fraanesh coded.

The only openly polyamorous person closest to me (later in life is Lisa Simpson 🤷‍♂️)
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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When you begin a statement with "I am sorry that my choice of language has offended some people..." you are absolutely NOT apologising. You are trying to excuse yourself.
Jim Ratcliffe has issued a bland and generic statement about economic policy which does not engage at all with what he got wrong, or why saying the UK has been colonised has been legitimately criticised. Nor does he seem to retract his language of colonisation in gesturing towards a semi-apology
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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The late Queen seems to have known more about Andrew and Epstein than Starmer did about Mandelson and Epstein.
She gave £2 million toward a payment to one of Andrew's victims to try to make his crimes go away.
At what point does the country decide it's not right to build a massive statue to her?
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM