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born world-weary
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mentally, i am the strongest creature who ever lived. people come from all around to visit my enclosure. they stand at a comfortable distance and they say “i hear it has very good mental. the best in the animal kingdom”. and they’re right
i think maybe my hair is finally turning gray. probably on account of the ungodly amount of stress
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away.
August 7, 2023 at 2:18 PM
i’m doin my best, gang. it’s not very good but it is my best and i am doing it
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
rly cool how capitalism makes every human relationship inherently transactional then sells you the luxury of being able to pretend otherwise
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
life is a journey. every day is a blessing. i can't wait to start my next adventure (living in my car)
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Sweeping Comic
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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gruel
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i will no longer be using painkillers because they can apparently interfere with minoxidil and make u lose ur hair. my pain will remain very much alive
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
haven’t eaten anything but gruel in a while. maybe i should get a pizza or something
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
just took a shit #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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if you spent your whole life wishing you could be an artist or musician or writer and using ai has empowered you to finally achieve your dreams then I guess you just suck shit at making art idiot. if you were any good you could have made it yourself by now. fuck off
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I dont like this new media trend of scenes where evil men eat greasy meat....normal people can eat greasy meat, and have been for centuries
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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a haiku:

ht's poetry
are you allowed to see it?
no... i don't think so!!
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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It is often said that you should choose your friends wisely, and that is true. A true warrior knows that the reverse is true, too. Your friends have also chosen you. Strive always to live honorably and prove they chose wisely.
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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wish i had this rn
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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it’s wonderful when nothing bad will ever happen to you. not so much when something bad will happen
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i love friendship and being friends. in that order
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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everybody loves gayman
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Personally, love is my love language.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
had a dream i died in a fire because i didn’t feel like getting out of bed to escape

what could it mean 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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more recent commissions :)

i like doing the rotoscopey drawings-on-photos bc they're quick and it's a style i used to do for poster art, but i'll do a digitally painted pet portrait! i'll make you a little cartoon character!

DM me if you want some portrait art and we can figure it out ;)
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM