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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 26d

mentally, i am the strongest creature who ever lived. people come from all around to visit my enclosure. they stand at a comfortable distance and they say “i hear it has very good mental. the best in the animal kingdom”. and they’re right

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 6h

it's my friday tomorrow

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 10h

rip tree

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · Aug 17

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 14h

tech companies be like "by this time next year you won't even need to use the computer because it will just be automatic" while failing to consider that i want to use the computer

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

im full of piss. vinegar too. no honey tho, as i do not wish to attract flies

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

im straight again btw

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

anyone wanna cosign an apartment application

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

pants dont have as many belt loops as they should

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

anyway whats up hows it goin

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t know why i’m doing any of this. i’ve got nothing to live for

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 2d

hard to please

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

🤝

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𝙯𝙤𝙚 @tipcalculator.bsky.social · 2d

a haiku:

ht's poetry
are you allowed to see it?
no... i don't think so!!

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

posting bad poetry in one of the discords nobody knows im in

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

macabre life update: didn't realize shirt was inside out all day

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 3d

trans women aren't targeted by misandry--to the extremely limited extent one could argue it exists at all--because we're not men

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 3d

misandry does not exist as an institutional force in society in the way that misogyny does

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 7d

despite the ceaseless outpouring of evidence for this over many many years, a lot of people remain intent on not figuring it out

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 7d

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 3d

can’t mindfreak a mindfreaker

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John @jimflannel.bsky.social · 3d

video games. like and rt if you disagree

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 3d

yea. i’ve been pathologically disciplined with money and avoidant of debt my whole life so im p sure i have no credit. landlords don’t wanna rent to people without good credit, so im thinking credit might be good to have…

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 3d

should i get a credit card

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 4d

i've never not been in survival mode. i can scarcely imagine what it's like to be out of it, but it seems nice for other people

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 4d

in order to survive, i've become rly good at dissociation. should i ever fully inhabit my body again, i will immediately pass away