sister sourswamp
@mallweasel.bsky.social
you can't scare me.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
I'm a Connecticut hedge fund wife whose lifestyle was obliterated by sudden onset clairvoyance that started showing me evil spirits behind the veil.
fen is starting to feel more safe 💖
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
fen is starting to feel more safe 💖
“cleaning it” hit me in the gut oh my god
Louis ck locked me in his hotel room and was doing something weird to his penis with his hand but I just assumed he was cleaning it or disciplining it or something I didn’t realize it was sexual at the time
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“cleaning it” hit me in the gut oh my god
i really watched a video just now where a real person really sincerely said that surely a corporation wouldn’t do anything amoral because that would be bad for business
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i really watched a video just now where a real person really sincerely said that surely a corporation wouldn’t do anything amoral because that would be bad for business
ok bird chill out we get it
Beryl-spangled Tanager.
The beryl-spangled tanager (Tangara nigroviridis) is a small songbird of the northern Andes.
📸: @afbirdspics
The beryl-spangled tanager (Tangara nigroviridis) is a small songbird of the northern Andes.
📸: @afbirdspics
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
ok bird chill out we get it
i found this album at the thrift store once but when i went to check the condition inside the sleeve was Englebert Humperdinck’s “Christmas Time”
There's a reason why this is considered one of the greatest albums of all time: It is one of the greatest albums of all time.
#nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #michaeljackson
#nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #michaeljackson
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i found this album at the thrift store once but when i went to check the condition inside the sleeve was Englebert Humperdinck’s “Christmas Time”
sometimes you see something you gotta paint
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
sometimes you see something you gotta paint
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on righteous gemstones when baby billy says the word “asshole” it fully restores my hp
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
on righteous gemstones when baby billy says the word “asshole” it fully restores my hp
i found the drawing i made to show my doctors in 2018 when i felt like i was dying and they didn’t find it helpful
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i found the drawing i made to show my doctors in 2018 when i felt like i was dying and they didn’t find it helpful
here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
here, have this pic of grandmother. use it wisely
dear YouTubers: stop using lit candles as bookends
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
dear YouTubers: stop using lit candles as bookends
they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
they didn’t have to make the remote app for my tv scary as hell but they sure did
ive learned that im not good at knowing how i feel, so i have to judge it by output. if im getting shit done, i must feel good. if i cant do a goddamn thing, i probably feel bad.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
ive learned that im not good at knowing how i feel, so i have to judge it by output. if im getting shit done, i must feel good. if i cant do a goddamn thing, i probably feel bad.
a Calvert County boy? THATs what the fuck is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
a Calvert County boy? THATs what the fuck is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor person: being poor sucks
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
poor person: being poor sucks
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
smart guy: you’re a lying pig and i got the proof
ive gotten so good at whistling since we got these dogs and they don’t give a SHIT
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ive gotten so good at whistling since we got these dogs and they don’t give a SHIT
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i've been making these ~$30 portrait illustrations in this style for a little while now! you provide me the photo of you and i'll draw on top of it!
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i've been making these ~$30 portrait illustrations in this style for a little while now! you provide me the photo of you and i'll draw on top of it!
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
i can still take on more—and i can also be persuaded to make you something else in a different style for a different amount of money, just saying ;)
there have been incredibly loud jets flying over my house all fuckin morning. feeling super relaxed!
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
there have been incredibly loud jets flying over my house all fuckin morning. feeling super relaxed!
i might be the middlest child
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i might be the middlest child
im sorry, i can’t help that i find stupid guys who think they’re smart absolutely fascinating. it’s simply who i am.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
im sorry, i can’t help that i find stupid guys who think they’re smart absolutely fascinating. it’s simply who i am.
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