Jae
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33. toxic film bro dyke. a girl but also your dad. arguably cute.
this sounds like a movie made literally just for me wow
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
this sounds like a movie made literally just for me wow
it is crazy that under disney ownership marvel has actively tried to de-sex the characters as much as possible in movies, tv, and comics (variant covers notwithstanding) but when it came to games they hinged their entire Marvel Rivals multimedia ad blitz on gooner bait
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
it is crazy that under disney ownership marvel has actively tried to de-sex the characters as much as possible in movies, tv, and comics (variant covers notwithstanding) but when it came to games they hinged their entire Marvel Rivals multimedia ad blitz on gooner bait
on a purely formal level, I don’t think anyone could deny that 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi is Michael Bay’s most accomplished work
you are in a speed dating montage in a romantic comedy. what is your one line?
January 31, 2026 at 6:21 PM
on a purely formal level, I don’t think anyone could deny that 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi is Michael Bay’s most accomplished work
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i feel like i need to say some variation of this to soooook many of you. you are not being vigilant it is not making you more intellectually competent or sharpening your skills. it is making you less curious, less perceptive, it is terrorizing you, it is making you worse as an artist and at living.
Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.
"I wonder how the chuds on Twitter are reacting to the LGBT options in Tomodachi Life"
I'm not! I don't care what they have to think or say! Fuck em!
I'm not! I don't care what they have to think or say! Fuck em!
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
i feel like i need to say some variation of this to soooook many of you. you are not being vigilant it is not making you more intellectually competent or sharpening your skills. it is making you less curious, less perceptive, it is terrorizing you, it is making you worse as an artist and at living.
did you know that if you’re feeling depressed and anxious that you can pirate every Batman comic ever published
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
did you know that if you’re feeling depressed and anxious that you can pirate every Batman comic ever published
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donation links in this thread. start from the bottom of the list and work your way up.
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
donation links in this thread. start from the bottom of the list and work your way up.
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load bearing tweet for a settler colonial society
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 PM
load bearing tweet for a settler colonial society
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A while back, I worked at a comic book store five days a week, so I had access to a lot of old Marvel and DC comics. I made these brushes from scanning the comics directly. My brush set has all 64 colors which were possible to print on newspaper at the time.
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January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
A while back, I worked at a comic book store five days a week, so I had access to a lot of old Marvel and DC comics. I made these brushes from scanning the comics directly. My brush set has all 64 colors which were possible to print on newspaper at the time.
ko-fi.com/s/0bf878660e
ko-fi.com/s/0bf878660e
I look forward to watching most of the best picture nominees at some point in the next decade and giving them all between 1 1/2 and 3 1/2 stars
January 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I look forward to watching most of the best picture nominees at some point in the next decade and giving them all between 1 1/2 and 3 1/2 stars
Graham Nolan casually dropping the hardest Jim Gordon panel I’ve ever seen in Batman #682
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Graham Nolan casually dropping the hardest Jim Gordon panel I’ve ever seen in Batman #682
nearly done with finally reading all 100+ issues of Knightfall/Knightquest/Knightsend era Batman. there’s a lot of fun to be had in there but overall I think I may have sustained a little bit of brain damage doing this
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
nearly done with finally reading all 100+ issues of Knightfall/Knightquest/Knightsend era Batman. there’s a lot of fun to be had in there but overall I think I may have sustained a little bit of brain damage doing this
revisited Batman: Hush, this story is basically a lego game but without jokes
January 20, 2026 at 1:16 AM
revisited Batman: Hush, this story is basically a lego game but without jokes
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Catteigh talks to Berdly
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Catteigh talks to Berdly
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reviewers and bloggers...pls let me talk to u about my girls !!! dm me!! email me!! (email on my site)
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
reviewers and bloggers...pls let me talk to u about my girls !!! dm me!! email me!! (email on my site)
Hey Ram (2000, dir. Kamal Haasan)
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Hey Ram (2000, dir. Kamal Haasan)
I’m probably just gonna retweet this over and over for months cause I think I did a great job and I enjoy watching it
custom trailer I made for the Lokesh Cinematic Universe (Kaithi, Vikram, and Leo) just to get my discord friends hyped for movie nights
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’m probably just gonna retweet this over and over for months cause I think I did a great job and I enjoy watching it
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I know everyone is obligated to denounce Le Hellsite and pretend like all interactions over there are with bots, but in my experience Bluesky has failed thus far to replicate Twitter’s key function: goofing around on the computer with your friends.
It's important to stay informed, I think, but do occasionally do something else to. Post a little joke. Talk about a hobby. Joy matters. A 9 hour "HERE'S WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS" posting stream is probably bad for your brain.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I know everyone is obligated to denounce Le Hellsite and pretend like all interactions over there are with bots, but in my experience Bluesky has failed thus far to replicate Twitter’s key function: goofing around on the computer with your friends.
I’ve listened to this 2 hour album at least 4 times in a row on purpose so I’m sure 24 times wouldn’t be very difficult at all
January 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’ve listened to this 2 hour album at least 4 times in a row on purpose so I’m sure 24 times wouldn’t be very difficult at all
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when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
ICE is targeting Hmong families in St. Paul as they go door to door looking for people to kidnap. they’re asking “do you have any Asian neighbors”
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
when ICE asks you questions about your neighbors, you've never met your neighbors in your life. you've never even seen them from afar. neighbors? what neighbors?
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
custom trailer I made for the Lokesh Cinematic Universe (Kaithi, Vikram, and Leo) just to get my discord friends hyped for movie nights
January 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
custom trailer I made for the Lokesh Cinematic Universe (Kaithi, Vikram, and Leo) just to get my discord friends hyped for movie nights
I been all over this damn country
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I been all over this damn country
!!!!!
Excalibur #18 (1990): Captain Britain and Kitty Pryde are briefly shuffled into an alternate world where they're drawn like a parody of Speed Racer and meet a legally distinct Dirty Pair.
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
!!!!!