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lor gislason
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(giz·luh·sn) 34 • they/he goop lord • 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️
Autistic 🪱 I BELIEVE IN SLIME 💚
wrote INSIDE OUT, edited BOUND IN FLESH
See also FLESH OF THE SEA, LIL GUTS
FEB 10th- COSMIC DYKE PATROL⚢
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New pinned who dis!! I'm Lor (they/he) and I write silly gross gay stuff. I also talk about games and my cat Pierogi Platter a lot!! lormaggot.ca
I'm normal
👀 Think we need a second opinion
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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I love X-CROSS so so so much. Please watch X-CROSS. You certainly won't have a bad time watching X-CROSS.
"X-CROSS is completely bonkers. It’s girly-pop, over-the-top folk horror that ends with an Aly & AJ needle drop." Reports of her writerly demise were greatly exaggerated: we've got @theworstnun.bsky.social on the site today talking about her favorite retro survival horror wannabe.
'X-Cross': The J-Horror Gem That Feels Like A PS2 Horror Game
Meg Shields explains why Kenta Fukasaku's 'X-Cross' is the closest we'll ever get to a faithful adaptation of PS2 J-horror.
certifiedforgotten.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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REVIEWERS... now's your chance to snag an early copy of COSMIC DYKE PATROL! booksirens.com/book/TGOPNA9...

@lormaggot.ca
Cosmic Dyke Patrol by Lor Gislason - Review Copy | BookSirens
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January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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46) I have a respect for any author or creator who really dedicates themself to making horror gooey. Some horrors should drip, ooze, deliquesce.
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Posted this right before bed so boosting also can't spell DYKES embarrassing
Who wanted a cosmic syke patrol ARC I can't remember rn ahhsjsj
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So proud of @andrew-rivas.com and his LIL GOOPY GUYS GO VIRAL from lil guts. Proud goop papa 😭💖 @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
🔥💀Announcing the Shortlist for BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More Vol 4💀🔥

Congrats to everyone on this list: you're officially a BNW-nominated author! And thank you to the hundreds who submitted, as always this was excruciating to narrow down.

Weird is strong🖤☠️

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Announcing the Shortlist for BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror + More, Vol. 4 — tenebrous press
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January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Who wanted a cosmic syke patrol ARC I can't remember rn ahhsjsj
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 AM
HAPPY 21ST BDAY TO MY BOY LEON RE4
January 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
My friend doesn't have a blusky so I can post a WIP of this pattern I'm working on as a gift for them in between projects hehehehoho
Forgive the cat hair it's an endless battle
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 AM
ONE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a couple of unexpected delays, COSMIC DYKE PATROL will finally hit bookshelves February 10. Think GHOSTBUSTERS if the ghostbusters were all fucking each other. Written by Lor Gislason. Cover by Val Hal. Pre-order here: ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...

@lormaggot.ca @valhal.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Introducing myself with 4 games!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Mad scientists don't even have weird experiments in tubes of green liquid anymore. What's the point
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Fuckkkk I messed up my embroidery
The humble stitch ripper: 😏
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Me: I'm more interested in the maggot than the guy really
Bub: that's going on your gravestone
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I've been sewing several hours a day for a month now to stay sane anyway highly recommended
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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As I have for the last few years, my new year's goals remain:
READ MORE BOOKS
WATCH MORE MOVIES
HAVE FUN

Last year I read about 40 books and watched 160 movies. Some years are more, some much less. That's where the third goal comes in. If it's fun then you're doing it right
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Where's everyone going? 2026?
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In 2025 I...
Survived visiting my mother twice
Took my first solo taxi ride
Ate the best ramen
Did my first panel
Met some wonderful people
Saw my favourite band
Turned 35
Finished writing a book
Pet many cute cats
Got better at cross-stitch
Dealt with a lot but still here
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
February 10th y'all mark those calendars
Hey yall are putting Cosmic Dyke Patrol by @lormaggot.ca on your 2026 TBR right?

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

Do it

ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
As I have for the last few years, my new year's goals remain:
READ MORE BOOKS
WATCH MORE MOVIES
HAVE FUN

Last year I read about 40 books and watched 160 movies. Some years are more, some much less. That's where the third goal comes in. If it's fun then you're doing it right
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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unreal, some might say staggering run of movies watched this december (both new to me and rewatched) capped by a double bill of THE APARTMENT and THE HUDSUCKER PROXY has me rolling into 2026 believing so hard in the power of films
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I’m the laziest fucking idiot in the world and it’s never once occurred to me to use ai to do any task, no matter how minimal. Embarrassing future. Everything is constantly disappointing.
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Crashed out but we continue
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Books that were written specifically for me and I'm like whoops, took me this long to find out about!!! @filthyloot.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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unbelievable movie
Red Spectacles (Oshii, 1987)
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM