hdibner
@hdibner.myatproto.social
New space, same goal: just here to creep on y’all
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🤦🏿♂️They've got Franklin the Turtle out here making official statements and denials?
"Kids, it wasn't me! I would never! They deepfaked me! And besides, I'm Canadian anyway."
- Franklin, probably
This Great American crashout would be funny if it weren't all so serious.
"Kids, it wasn't me! I would never! They deepfaked me! And besides, I'm Canadian anyway."
- Franklin, probably
This Great American crashout would be funny if it weren't all so serious.
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🤦🏿♂️They've got Franklin the Turtle out here making official statements and denials?
"Kids, it wasn't me! I would never! They deepfaked me! And besides, I'm Canadian anyway."
- Franklin, probably
This Great American crashout would be funny if it weren't all so serious.
"Kids, it wasn't me! I would never! They deepfaked me! And besides, I'm Canadian anyway."
- Franklin, probably
This Great American crashout would be funny if it weren't all so serious.
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It's happened again... An e-commerce site called Tokyo Tiger has stolen my art and is selling t-shirts and putting ads on IG/X with my artwork.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's happened again... An e-commerce site called Tokyo Tiger has stolen my art and is selling t-shirts and putting ads on IG/X with my artwork.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
Do not buy from them.
These are not licensed products. They are stolen.
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I block about it.
Meme Creation is a sacred internet skill bestowed upon only the finest of shitposting creatives. Using Ai for meme creation is a disgraceful abomination to the sanctity of The World Wide Web.
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I block about it.
@authorwinifred.blacksky.app Can’t reply directly to your meme post, but I wanted to make sure you had this gem
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@authorwinifred.blacksky.app Can’t reply directly to your meme post, but I wanted to make sure you had this gem
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ok this one’s a little niche but if you get it, you get it
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ok this one’s a little niche but if you get it, you get it
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They will try to censor porn. They will use those rules to then censor anything and everything else 1 inch at a time. You need to support porn and you need to do it vocally. The Internet (and all other media types) you save will be your own.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
They will try to censor porn. They will use those rules to then censor anything and everything else 1 inch at a time. You need to support porn and you need to do it vocally. The Internet (and all other media types) you save will be your own.
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I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)
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Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today
Many thanks to @rude1.blacksky.team for doing the work. As a self-identifying Dirty White Person, I didn't realize just how much I'd missed having genius shit like "flour rangers" cross my timeline #NoPurposeFlour
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Many thanks to @rude1.blacksky.team for doing the work. As a self-identifying Dirty White Person, I didn't realize just how much I'd missed having genius shit like "flour rangers" cross my timeline #NoPurposeFlour
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SPOILERS FOR FRANKENSTEIN
the real monster was dr frankenstein
the real monster was dr frankenstein
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
SPOILERS FOR FRANKENSTEIN
the real monster was dr frankenstein
the real monster was dr frankenstein
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nothing more natural than squeezing a plastic udder to get e.g. barbecue sauce out of. stop being weird
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
nothing more natural than squeezing a plastic udder to get e.g. barbecue sauce out of. stop being weird
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Hey folks! I know people are stretched a little thin right now but I wanted to boost this fundraiser for @siwc.bsky.social -- which as some may know cancelled this year so as to avoid crossing the picket line for the con hotel staff. (But now they are broke!)
Shares appreciated!
Shares appreciated!
Donate to Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!, organized by Jenn Striemer
For thirty-two years, the Surrey International Writers’ Conference… Jenn Striemer needs your support for Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!
www.gofundme.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hey folks! I know people are stretched a little thin right now but I wanted to boost this fundraiser for @siwc.bsky.social -- which as some may know cancelled this year so as to avoid crossing the picket line for the con hotel staff. (But now they are broke!)
Shares appreciated!
Shares appreciated!
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Sigh
We grew up with heavy duty plastic water hose drinking water, jungle juice, penny candy, and chips. We didnt eat red m&ms. We double dutched under power lines, over hyperthermia needles.
Yeah, we persevered.
Kinda.
Now we are dying of eleventeen cancers.
We never had a chance.
We grew up with heavy duty plastic water hose drinking water, jungle juice, penny candy, and chips. We didnt eat red m&ms. We double dutched under power lines, over hyperthermia needles.
Yeah, we persevered.
Kinda.
Now we are dying of eleventeen cancers.
We never had a chance.
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is driving a car down a street .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is driving a car down a street .
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October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sigh
We grew up with heavy duty plastic water hose drinking water, jungle juice, penny candy, and chips. We didnt eat red m&ms. We double dutched under power lines, over hyperthermia needles.
Yeah, we persevered.
Kinda.
Now we are dying of eleventeen cancers.
We never had a chance.
We grew up with heavy duty plastic water hose drinking water, jungle juice, penny candy, and chips. We didnt eat red m&ms. We double dutched under power lines, over hyperthermia needles.
Yeah, we persevered.
Kinda.
Now we are dying of eleventeen cancers.
We never had a chance.
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hey georgia, early voting is happening now -- please vote out the shitty republicans who keep increasing our electricity bills for no reason and show them we can kick them to the curb if they don't work for the people!!!!!!
find your early voting precincts here:
mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/
find your early voting precincts here:
mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
hey georgia, early voting is happening now -- please vote out the shitty republicans who keep increasing our electricity bills for no reason and show them we can kick them to the curb if they don't work for the people!!!!!!
find your early voting precincts here:
mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/
find your early voting precincts here:
mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/
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Now that I’m in my 40s I guess I just tend to my barren loins & spin yarn by the fireside from now on.
October 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Now that I’m in my 40s I guess I just tend to my barren loins & spin yarn by the fireside from now on.
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guys I didn’t know how much I loved waffles until somebody on this bad website invoked waffles for evil purposes
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
guys I didn’t know how much I loved waffles until somebody on this bad website invoked waffles for evil purposes
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You guys can’t have waffles. Waffles are for *us*
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You guys can’t have waffles. Waffles are for *us*
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People have asked if this is like white people wearing kente cloth but now that I know that it's a specifically Bukharian garment I'd say it's like white people wearing kente cloth at an event for Egyptians because "hey, it's African right?"
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People have asked if this is like white people wearing kente cloth but now that I know that it's a specifically Bukharian garment I'd say it's like white people wearing kente cloth at an event for Egyptians because "hey, it's African right?"
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Here's a fun one - a lot of animals have an etymology you can drill down on, like how some sharks were "Sea-weasels" above, but
Y'all
Ducks have always been ducks.
Y'all
Ducks have always been ducks.
Duck Waddle GIF
Alt: A white duck waddling down a street.
media.tenor.com
July 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here's a fun one - a lot of animals have an etymology you can drill down on, like how some sharks were "Sea-weasels" above, but
Y'all
Ducks have always been ducks.
Y'all
Ducks have always been ducks.
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One of the worst parts about adulthood is the fact that stuff just be happening. No notice, no warning. One day you’re good, the next you have to pivot because of something that fell into your lap, unsolicitedly. It’s wild.
May 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of the worst parts about adulthood is the fact that stuff just be happening. No notice, no warning. One day you’re good, the next you have to pivot because of something that fell into your lap, unsolicitedly. It’s wild.
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How can we help preserve these specimens ? Can international societies step up with governments to have them shipped and stored elsewhere? Can we do fundraisers for this? 🧪
This is no joke. These strains are vital to keep going
This is no joke. These strains are vital to keep going
In biology, I keep thinking of the bacterial strains, yeast strains, plasmids, mouse lines, worm mutants etc etc etc that will be lost to science FOREVER because the freezers and animal facilities won't be maintained
Generations of work will be lost in essentially an instant
Generations of work will be lost in essentially an instant
People might think that whatever destruction is done to science in the US, we can undo in 4 years with a Democratic president and Congress.
The problem is that many areas require specialized knowledge and skills built up over years, and once that's lost, it's hard to get back.
The problem is that many areas require specialized knowledge and skills built up over years, and once that's lost, it's hard to get back.
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How can we help preserve these specimens ? Can international societies step up with governments to have them shipped and stored elsewhere? Can we do fundraisers for this? 🧪
This is no joke. These strains are vital to keep going
This is no joke. These strains are vital to keep going
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no you don’t understand they are not “my demons” they are just me
February 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
no you don’t understand they are not “my demons” they are just me
I appreciate this person retaking doge for the people.
February 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I appreciate this person retaking doge for the people.
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tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
January 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
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“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is something i think about…idk, constantly?
January 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is something i think about…idk, constantly?