Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
She/her. hot sad jewish lady.
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
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Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Gotten an influx of new Bluesky followers on here since the dead bird site is tanking so here’s an introduction post:
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
my great-grandparents judging me from beyond as I buy lobster ravioli on sale right before Hanukkah
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my great-grandparents judging me from beyond as I buy lobster ravioli on sale right before Hanukkah
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
me: oh this cute shape logic puzzle Switch game will keep me occupied for a few hours, nothing special
me after completing Is This Seat Taken: 🥲🥹😩😭❤️ I need 800 more levels please
me after completing Is This Seat Taken: 🥲🥹😩😭❤️ I need 800 more levels please
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
me: oh this cute shape logic puzzle Switch game will keep me occupied for a few hours, nothing special
me after completing Is This Seat Taken: 🥲🥹😩😭❤️ I need 800 more levels please
me after completing Is This Seat Taken: 🥲🥹😩😭❤️ I need 800 more levels please
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Yall I finished it…………….i may never recover. holy shit this is my favorite Hunger Games book
Finally reading Sunrise on the Reaping and dude I’m tearing up at this coffee shop. Suzanne does not fuck around with ripping out your heart
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yall I finished it…………….i may never recover. holy shit this is my favorite Hunger Games book
Finally reading Sunrise on the Reaping and dude I’m tearing up at this coffee shop. Suzanne does not fuck around with ripping out your heart
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Finally reading Sunrise on the Reaping and dude I’m tearing up at this coffee shop. Suzanne does not fuck around with ripping out your heart
Gonna go full Boomer mode here but it is beyond absurd that garages/oil change centers in VA are so insanely difficult to work with to get my state inspection done. I shouldn’t have to drive to 3 garages to get my car seen before 9am.
absolutely bonkers state
absolutely bonkers state
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Gonna go full Boomer mode here but it is beyond absurd that garages/oil change centers in VA are so insanely difficult to work with to get my state inspection done. I shouldn’t have to drive to 3 garages to get my car seen before 9am.
absolutely bonkers state
absolutely bonkers state
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
James subjected me to this song in the car while driving….i almost jumped out of a moving vehicle…
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
James subjected me to this song in the car while driving….i almost jumped out of a moving vehicle…
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If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
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A note from our CEO Andy Hunter expressing our gratitude for our extended book family and stressing the importance of supporting independent bookstores this holiday season and beyond 💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A note from our CEO Andy Hunter expressing our gratitude for our extended book family and stressing the importance of supporting independent bookstores this holiday season and beyond 💜
thinking about wicked for good and while I truly enjoyed watching the movie, is Jon m chu allergic to fleshing out side characters in his movies or what
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
thinking about wicked for good and while I truly enjoyed watching the movie, is Jon m chu allergic to fleshing out side characters in his movies or what
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
finally registered for B’more AWP since I’m like, presenting on a panel and stuff ✌️
if yall are looking for a hot depressed Jewish girl to read bits of essays and horror novel at yr offsite, hmu
if yall are looking for a hot depressed Jewish girl to read bits of essays and horror novel at yr offsite, hmu
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
finally registered for B’more AWP since I’m like, presenting on a panel and stuff ✌️
if yall are looking for a hot depressed Jewish girl to read bits of essays and horror novel at yr offsite, hmu
if yall are looking for a hot depressed Jewish girl to read bits of essays and horror novel at yr offsite, hmu
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
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mentally I’m here
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
mentally I’m here
going on a cruise in February & I am really living up to my coastal Jewish grandma dreams
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
going on a cruise in February & I am really living up to my coastal Jewish grandma dreams
watched Wicked For Good and was almost expecting Samuel L Jackson to show up in post-credits saying he’s assembling a team
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
watched Wicked For Good and was almost expecting Samuel L Jackson to show up in post-credits saying he’s assembling a team
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every DND campaign with a maxed out charisma build character inevitably leads to this
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
every DND campaign with a maxed out charisma build character inevitably leads to this
every DND campaign with a maxed out charisma build character inevitably leads to this
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
every DND campaign with a maxed out charisma build character inevitably leads to this
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
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It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort — specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick.
Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.
Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
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Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort — specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick.
Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.
Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.