Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
She/her. hot sad jewish lady.
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
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Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Gotten an influx of new Bluesky followers on here since the dead bird site is tanking so here’s an introduction post:
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months https://theonion.com/girlfriend-to-stay-underneath-blanket-for-next-5-months-1819575780/
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Between the Dem sweep of VA and NYC electing Zohran, I haven’t hopemaxxed, bluewaved or libpilled this hard in ages but I think tonight calls for a tasty alcoholic beverage and *2 ice cream cones*
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Between the Dem sweep of VA and NYC electing Zohran, I haven’t hopemaxxed, bluewaved or libpilled this hard in ages but I think tonight calls for a tasty alcoholic beverage and *2 ice cream cones*
Between the Dem sweep of VA and NYC electing Zohran, I haven’t hopemaxxed, bluewaved or libpilled this hard in ages but I think tonight calls for a tasty alcoholic beverage and *2 ice cream cones*
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Between the Dem sweep of VA and NYC electing Zohran, I haven’t hopemaxxed, bluewaved or libpilled this hard in ages but I think tonight calls for a tasty alcoholic beverage and *2 ice cream cones*
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the past 4 Mondays I led a youth civic voter program for my day job and man do I feel better knowing Spanberger won the VA governor race. the world isn’t great or good and it’s not gonna fix everything but at least I can let out that breath I’ve been holding for months
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the past 4 Mondays I led a youth civic voter program for my day job and man do I feel better knowing Spanberger won the VA governor race. the world isn’t great or good and it’s not gonna fix everything but at least I can let out that breath I’ve been holding for months
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
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they should invent a 2025 that doesn’t just constantly suck
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
they should invent a 2025 that doesn’t just constantly suck
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Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
playing Pokemon Legends Z-A hits different when in the real world there’s “we don’t want them in our city” hate rhetoric and there’s literal benches in game that are anti-homeless 😩
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
playing Pokemon Legends Z-A hits different when in the real world there’s “we don’t want them in our city” hate rhetoric and there’s literal benches in game that are anti-homeless 😩
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A friend in Gaza needs urgent financial assistance. I am offering some rewards for sending money to my Venmo @mo-martin-1. Receipts will be available. Rewards are in the picture (with alt text):
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A friend in Gaza needs urgent financial assistance. I am offering some rewards for sending money to my Venmo @mo-martin-1. Receipts will be available. Rewards are in the picture (with alt text):
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Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
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Did you wake up irrationally angry at how much energy is being used - and CO2 is being emitted - to foist upon us AI technology that most of don't even want?
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Did you wake up irrationally angry at how much energy is being used - and CO2 is being emitted - to foist upon us AI technology that most of don't even want?
early voted today ✅
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
early voted today ✅
wish I was crafty or talented enough to do a cool costume for Halloween. instead I just went as ambiguously slutty goth witch
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
wish I was crafty or talented enough to do a cool costume for Halloween. instead I just went as ambiguously slutty goth witch
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I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.
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(tim robinson voice) i can't know how to hear any more about ozymandias!
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
(tim robinson voice) i can't know how to hear any more about ozymandias!
James and I just watched Weapons, and oof. Oof. Dude. The sound design was incredible in how jarring and spectacular it was. never looking at canned soup the same way again
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
James and I just watched Weapons, and oof. Oof. Dude. The sound design was incredible in how jarring and spectacular it was. never looking at canned soup the same way again
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it is 2017 and I’m reading & watching a Jewish kid die in Stephen King’s It
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
The Only Jewish Character in 'It' Deserved Better - Hey Alma
Twenty minutes into the 2017 horror movie “It: Chapter One,” we see Stanley “Stan” Uris (Wyatt Oleff) practicing for his bar mitzvah moments before a jump scare. Watching this curly-haired Jewish kid ...
www.heyalma.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it is 2017 and I’m reading & watching a Jewish kid die in Stephen King’s It
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
it is 2017 and I’m reading & watching a Jewish kid die in Stephen King’s It
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
The Only Jewish Character in 'It' Deserved Better - Hey Alma
Twenty minutes into the 2017 horror movie “It: Chapter One,” we see Stanley “Stan” Uris (Wyatt Oleff) practicing for his bar mitzvah moments before a jump scare. Watching this curly-haired Jewish kid ...
www.heyalma.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it is 2017 and I’m reading & watching a Jewish kid die in Stephen King’s It
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
it is 2025 and I’m watching a Jewish kid die in It: Welcome to Derry
anyway a few years ago I wrote about Stanley Uris & my essay still holds tf up sadly
www.heyalma.com/the-only-jew...
Ever since James said that Glen Powell looks like the Babadook I can’t unsee that shit, and it makes no sense. haunts me.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ever since James said that Glen Powell looks like the Babadook I can’t unsee that shit, and it makes no sense. haunts me.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗