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hansen9jackolantern

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Accountant. Opinions are my own. Dad to Xander & Katie, husband to Denelle. He/him. Regina, SK #GoPackGo #LetsGoRiders

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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 4h

Ernie with his gold gloves next year

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hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 6h

"Jeff, who were your favorite gold glove finalists?"

Ernie Clement, nominee for utility player

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 6h

I dunno, seems like a thing, there's a graphic and everything

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 6h

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social lollllll at the LF gold glove nominee

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 17h

Relationships are hard

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

the baker mayfield rams arc where he scrapped out a win 2 days after he got in the building is the most consequential meaningless game in NFL history. everything changed that night. he bet his whole career on a ben skowronek 50/50 ball and WON

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Okada prefers rock tumbling

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Mythy the Kitty @mythiot.bsky.social · 1d

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

Bob Ferguson from One Battle After Another

Sensei Sergio from One Battle After Another

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Super Bowl Champion Basketball Fan, NEVER of the Sixers @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 1d

Only one woman on this list is exactly why we need more #WomenInSTEM. #ally

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

If you need a go-to Wikipedia page this is a great one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

on base for Ed Sprague’s home run!

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

I loved every 92/93 Blue Jay except him and Jack Morris

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

i’m still mad that Gruber didn’t just throw it

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

I will have you know that it also had cut up hot dog wieners in it

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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 1d

every week they get further away from it, losing 30-0 to carolina gets funnier

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hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

quiet you

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

oh like you even remember what playoffs are

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

sports were a mistake

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 1d

hey man

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Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · 2d

Look, I don’t like him either but if anyone had tried to credit a blockbuster opening weekend for TRON: ARES to Jared Leto they’d have been rightly laughed out of the conversation, so putting the blame for box-office failure on him is giving him way too much credit.

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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 2d

This is awesome. Tons of ppl in recovery have trouble w triggers and old habits at sporting events

Eagles Nation @phleaglesnation.bsky.social · 2d

The #Eagles and Recovery Centers of America are hosting a FULLY SOBER tailgate for the NY Giants game at the Linc 10/26.

The tailgate will have food, non-alcoholic drinks, tailgate games, and raffles to win prizes including tickets to the game 🦅

More info 🔗 www.facebook.com/share/1BM7d4...

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hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 2d

grumble grumble grumble

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 2d

It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby

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hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 2d

I hate you so much

hansen9jackolantern @hansen9j.bsky.social · 2d

no we just spell that I T, idiot

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