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Stan The Dry Bear

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · Dec 31

Finally digging through my Tw*tter export to find my best work ever:

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 18h

"Okada Ruins Everything" is a certified hit meme

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Does Illinois require annual safety inspections? Say what you will about VA, but every time we visit family in California (which doesn’t) I’m thankful that VA makes it a requirement.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Now that’s funny.

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 14,1953

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY IS AT THE FOOTBALL GAME WITH HER MEGAPHONE, WHEN SHE SEES ONE OF HER FORMER TEACHERS
NANCY: HELLO, MISS JONES--REMEMBER ME?

P2- NANCY: YOU USED TO BE MY
TEACHER

MISS JONES: HM-- I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO PLACE YOU

P3-NANCY: MAYBE I CAN
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY

P4- NANCY PLACES HER MEGAPHONE ON HER HEAD

MISS JONES :NANCY

THE MEGAPHONE HAS A CONICAL SHAPE REMINISCENT OF THE DUNCE CAP , WHICH SCHOOLS USED TO PUNISH CHILDREN WHO WERE DISRUPTIVE OR SLOW LEARNERS IN THE 19TH AND EARLY 20TH CENTURY

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

We need to go back to universal distaste for guys that look like they’re gonna have their dad shut down the ski resort in 1983

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

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Richard Cheese "Creep (Big Band Version)" from the album "The Sunny Side Of The Moon" (2006)

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Okada prefers rock tumbling

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Very annoying to have to try to post this 6 times because Bluesky still can't get video hosting right

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Okada hates old Botchamania memes

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Some color commentator is going to have to make an apology for mispronouncing it live on air.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Flying to Seattle rn

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The Mariners have a "Huckle-Nut Cannoli" for the ALCS 00
It's made with rosemary-scented ricotta cannoli shells filled with huckleberry sweet cream, toasted hazelnuts and drizzled in smoked huckleberry caramel

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 2d

Shakespeare: Yiff King

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 2d

I love Paramore

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 2d

Me watching Kiefer Sutherland in the early 2000s:

Liz a Noted Person and Charlotte SCARE fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social · 2d

Well that’s not what you want if you’re the 24

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 3d

Why hasn’t there been a version of Kidz Bop called “Petz Bop”?

This shower thought brought to you by imagining a version of A Tribe Called Quest’s song “Can I Lick It?”