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Hans Durchholz
@hansdurchholz.com
27, progressive, software dev, gamer (derogatory), improv enjoyer.
https://hansdurchholz.com
✨Fuck genAI✨
You might know me as B_Hands, grunchy_hands, grunch. Gunch.

Current Projects: Pixel Art & Godot

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He/Him | St. Louis, MO
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Hans Durchholz is full-stack computer science grad, software developer & implementation consultant with professional agile back-end experience. Check out my portfolio!
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Such an awesome collaboration!

Some of those clips had me like "damn Jacob must be watching a lot of Blue's runs" so this makes so much sense LMAO
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Had the opportunity to help out a little bit with Jacob Geller’s new video essay!!

Fantastic exploration of Silksong and its themes surrounding faith and religious exploitation, plus he’s able to put into words just how effectively the game conveys its core message through ludonarrative harmony :O
Silksong’s fascination with religion is obvious from the beginning. But only in examining the game’s conclusion(s) does its perspective become clear — this is a story about the apocalyptic finish line, a story about the end of stories. And it is also about what comes after.
youtu.be/Rp-gPD_-RM4
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
OATCHI NO
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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we're gonna win against genAI too btw 🗿👍
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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People’s reactions to the word “socialist” can change! And they will continue to! Onward 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It was worse on launch, many stage hazards (spikes) dealt 2 damage and rosaries were more stingy

The difficulty's overblown in my opinion, but recent patches have removed some bullshit
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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HYPERBEAT spotted on New and Trending.
Why aren't you playing yet? 🤨
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
GG! [Groal (the) Great]
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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tummy ache
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The gentle wind is beckoning!!!

#otgw #overthegardenwall #b3d #art #fall
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
2025, So Far
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...
kalebhorton.ghost.io
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
yea
September 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A DOUBLE HELIX OF TEETH CARVING THE SKY
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CHEW THROUGH THE BARS AND FLY AWAY
September 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Silk Song feels like a game where people had time to do their jobs
September 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM