Hamlet of Melnibone
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Hamlet of Melnibone
@hamlet10.bsky.social
Minnesota father of two daughters hoping to keep them and the other people I care about safe from Republicans and the right wing media. he/him

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The Republican Party is now led by Nazis. There is only one rule now-

Never help the Nazis

Never vote to confirm their people. Never allow unanimous consent. Never. Never. Never. There is no bipartisan anymore. There is just helping Nazis or not helping Nazis.

Never help the Nazis
Can the Taysom Hill era please end?
Taysom Hill posting Tom Brady rushing numbers
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive; let them understand I am of a different kind: dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends. To such a life glory belongs.”

― Euripides, Medea and Other Plays
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The 12-year-olds are keeping us up.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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NEW: The leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community in Minnesota enabled a child abuser by pressuring his victims to forgive and forget his sins — so that they could never speak of them again.

With @startribune.com
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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"why should I change? he's the one who sucks!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Anyone remember this scene from Hannibal? Really hoping we get to see this soon.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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My god. My god.
Oh fucking hell.
God.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I feel like “Quiet Piggy” should be the only thing decent people say to Trump supporters from now on.
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My wife’s effort to reduce the dog’s smell by washing him backfired when he decided to lay on her pillow after the bath.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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"The message is not that Trump is innocent, it's that *everyone is guilty.* Everyone assaults women, cheats on their taxes, uses public office for private gain. Propriety and following the rules? That stuff is for suckers. In a world of grift and graft, the most corrupt man should be king."
Why Trump can't make the Epstein scandal go away
His ordinary scandal management techniques are not working.
www.publicnotice.co
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Long overdue, but we @spikeweek.bsky.social are going to be all in starting posting Playoff Best Ball stuff over here & on Reddit

It's arguably my favorite format on fantasy sports, and we've got a sick playoff odds model 👇
Our NFL Playoff Odds, updated after all of yesterday's games

With Playoff Best Ball coming soon on Underdog, Drafters & DraftKings, some important nuggets:

- Chiefs down to just 51%
- Ravens leapfrog Steelers, up to 65%
- 5 major contenders for byes

🔗 spikeweek.com/nfl-playoff-...
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m not clear why this administration didn’t just release an “Epstein list” written in Sharpie with just
Democratic names on it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Last call on this technique-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I learned the hard way in college that you should never clean a urinal with bleach.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Chinese century clinched. Case closed
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I was considering trying to replace one of the bulbs outside of my garage while my wife was out, but falling off a ladder on my uneven driveway seemed like a pretty embarrassing way to go. My daughter could potentially hold it, but I think she is actually glued to the couch today. 😀
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Anyone who has ever tried to buy healthcare directly knows that there are a lot of things that need to change in the system before it would be even remotely feasible. Something your insurance company pays $100 for is somehow $1000 when you’re paying directly.
All it took was a government shutdown to get Trump to move closer to a single payer universal health care system.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I don't think people fully realize how brutal a vise Republicans are in now. If they cave tomorrow Democrats get all the credit for giving people healthcare. If they somehow bypass the filibuster they get a year plus of headlines about ripping people's healthcare away.
"Republicans are keeping the government closed, starving kids, and making you miss your Thanksgiving flights because they want your healthcare costs to go through the roof" is actually a pretty effective message for Democrats
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM