haden reynolds (Robert)
@hadenreynolds.bsky.social
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wind in bamboo forest...spirit making furniture, or tearing it apart blm
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I think the mentality was, avoid the kitsch of the original series, which was accomplished by a certain sterility.
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jackboot.bsky.social
I never liked Star Trek: The Next Generation. It just seemed like they gave a passel of gentle high school counselors a war ship to run.
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anniemumary.bsky.social
My daughter has been in the professional world about a year and a half and I was talking to her about how her job is going. She told me she never knew anyone named Brian before and now she knows 8 people named Brian and 2 people named Doug.
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
So excited she's working at the Dept of Names!
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
Hegseth is a bulbous medieval root that was used for pagan conjuring
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
You could think I'm Stevie Wonder, I'm not feeling the dent in your head 😑
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
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tobestewart.bsky.social
When I cross items off a list, it’s because I’ve decided not to do them
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
You leave and then offer to do my taxes 5 months later?
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notjpo.bsky.social
I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
Maybe you should knit a battery cover.
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
🎵 beaveinflow had a butthole, yo 🎵
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
I believe Trump is creating a "state of emergency", so he can cancel elections due to a "state of emergency"
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
quick, you have 7 minutes to propose
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
To report a CEO, like if they land their helicopter in your yard
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
it's all fun and games until someone asks you to marry them
hadenreynolds.bsky.social
A Hoover is keeping the apes in control?