Gwendy
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I am the Mayor of XelFi. If you're here just to see my cat Crispin, that is perfectly understandable.
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I can't believe frogs belong to democrats now
We’re saying chopped now?? What was wrong with washed???
Was it the advil or the pickles that cured my headache?
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
I won't be getting my Switch 2 and Pokemon Legends ZA for a bit and so now I'm just crossing my arms angrily while everyone else gets to play.
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Look, your wife didn't leave you because you have bad taste in trucks. You have bigger problems for which the truck is only a symbol. An ugly, unignorably huge symbol.
I was picking up my cat and turning him towards me to see his adorable face and one of his hand knives grazed my face. My modeling career is ruined
it sure is tired out today