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Guidomke

Guidomke

@guidomke.bsky.social

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Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.

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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · Nov 24

For any new people who want to get to know me, this is my skull.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2h

Wait, so Labubu has nothing to do with Lululemon?

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve never kept calm & carried on, ever.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 3h

Merry Xmas, @pamtoo.bsky.social www.qvc.com/lego-christm...

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3h

After he’s cremated the inside of his body will still be frozen

Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 14h

Fluke, marlin, krill.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 4h

If you don't provide an unsubscribe link in your marketing email, you get reported as spam.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 6h

Weirdly a toothbrush. It's great for cleaning since those little bristles can get into tight places that bigger scrubbing utensils can't go. Can go in the dishwasher to sanitize and I get a new one every six months when I see the dentist (I use electric for my teeth).

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 6h

Yes! Kept by my sink with my other dishwashing tools.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 7h

As god as my witness, I will find the ceramic box cutter I purchased four years ago that I know is hiding in this house somewhere.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 7h

"Do you have your insurance card with you?"
"No, all of the information is the same."
"Oh, well every six months our system purges the copy of your insurance information."

Sounds like a you problem.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

Don't take a wrong turn otherwise suddenly you realize you're Sandra Lee instead of Martha.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

I don't understand chargers. A plate under the plate that's not a plate? Get a set of plastic placemats.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

Clock on my phone, clock on my TV so what am I looking at? The clock on the stove that doesn't change. Glad I looked at the clock in the car before I drove to the store an hour before they opened.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

$90 for sheets was a bit hard for me but I'm not disappointed in these. Would definitely buy another set if they go on sale again. Watching the holiday weekend and already picked up a carbon monoxide alarm (boring) and a gingerbread Berkshire throw for when I decorate cookies with my niece

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a white shirt with the number 11 on it is kneeling in the water .

ALT: a man in a white shirt with the number 11 on it is kneeling in the water .

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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

Damn

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d

I slept like a baby, @pamtoo.bsky.social! An old, crazy baby but an old, crazy baby in amazing bedding.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d

Putting the pure in Puritan

Me dressed as a puritan

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d

Both the sheets and the comforter are their house brand. I'm very impressed with the comforter and will be trying the sheets tonight. I'll report back if they aren't as soft as they seem.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, the grey sheets. It was a big decision on the comforter because I liked that grey and the green but ultimately decided on blue. It's huge! And so thick.

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d

Hey @pamtoo.bsky.social look at my new TSV®️ Dobby sheets and coordinating Paisley comforter!

Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d

¡Feliz Dia de Los Muertos! #diadelosmuertos #dayofthedead

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 3d

More Halloween costume ideas:
- dark librarian
- mossy nook
- mildly inappropriate Muppet
- sexy bog corpse
- queen of the wildlands, perfumed in rum and malice

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Mar 13

Dr. Frankenstein: Wolfman was there. Dracula. His son. I’m telling you, the scene was rocking. Remember the monster I made? At one point he rose from the slab and started dancing- it was insane!

Dr. Frankenstein’s Mom: I’m glad you had a good time, dear