Greg Barnes
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
Just stay away from the Hutt cuisine.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just stay away from the Hutt cuisine.
Only the best spread will do in the Calrissian home.
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Only the best spread will do in the Calrissian home.
The only good Star Wars movie is Bea Arthur's video in the Holiday Special.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The only good Star Wars movie is Bea Arthur's video in the Holiday Special.
You mean apart from the Daddy/daughter holiday dinner in Empire?
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You mean apart from the Daddy/daughter holiday dinner in Empire?
TIL Checker was a company that made automobiles, including for personal use, but mostly as cabs. I always thought Checker Cab was just another 'color' like Yellow or Red Top.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
TIL Checker was a company that made automobiles, including for personal use, but mostly as cabs. I always thought Checker Cab was just another 'color' like Yellow or Red Top.
John Glenn, looking for what to do after his astronaut days, finally gets a job at an ad agency.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
John Glenn, looking for what to do after his astronaut days, finally gets a job at an ad agency.
They've run out of naive dupes willing to put on the turkey costumes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They've run out of naive dupes willing to put on the turkey costumes.
There's a Starbucks and everything.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There's a Starbucks and everything.
You're supposed to wear it on your head when the team is one inning away from elimination
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You're supposed to wear it on your head when the team is one inning away from elimination
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
Today was the rainiest day of the year in Seattle, and it didn't rain. The second rainiest day of the year (November 15, I believe) thus gained ground, but I believe it's still 3 years behind.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Today was the rainiest day of the year in Seattle, and it didn't rain. The second rainiest day of the year (November 15, I believe) thus gained ground, but I believe it's still 3 years behind.
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I'm "The Internet is designed to route around outages" years old.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm "The Internet is designed to route around outages" years old.
But Marshawn has an acting career!
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
But Marshawn has an acting career!
NBD. Just setting the track on fire.
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NBD. Just setting the track on fire.
Desperately trying to dry out the drag strip at the NHRA finals in Pomona
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Desperately trying to dry out the drag strip at the NHRA finals in Pomona
This will not end well
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This will not end well
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The Supreme Court should be expanded to 13 justices, because having some 6-7 decisions is an easy way to get kids interested in how the federal government works
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Supreme Court should be expanded to 13 justices, because having some 6-7 decisions is an easy way to get kids interested in how the federal government works
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Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"
This would all make sense in the universe where Marty hadn't run over that pine tree.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This would all make sense in the universe where Marty hadn't run over that pine tree.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
Aspirin almost killed me when I was a child (look up Reyes Syndrome if you're interested), so I held a grudge against all pain relievers until grad school.
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aspirin almost killed me when I was a child (look up Reyes Syndrome if you're interested), so I held a grudge against all pain relievers until grad school.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT