Greg Barnes
@gsbarnes.bsky.social
Just stay away from the Hutt cuisine.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just stay away from the Hutt cuisine.
Only the best spread will do in the Calrissian home.
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Only the best spread will do in the Calrissian home.
The only good Star Wars movie is Bea Arthur's video in the Holiday Special.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The only good Star Wars movie is Bea Arthur's video in the Holiday Special.
You mean apart from the Daddy/daughter holiday dinner in Empire?
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You mean apart from the Daddy/daughter holiday dinner in Empire?
John Glenn, looking for what to do after his astronaut days, finally gets a job at an ad agency.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
John Glenn, looking for what to do after his astronaut days, finally gets a job at an ad agency.
They've run out of naive dupes willing to put on the turkey costumes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They've run out of naive dupes willing to put on the turkey costumes.
There's a Starbucks and everything.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There's a Starbucks and everything.
You're supposed to wear it on your head when the team is one inning away from elimination
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You're supposed to wear it on your head when the team is one inning away from elimination
But Marshawn has an acting career!
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
But Marshawn has an acting career!
NBD. Just setting the track on fire.
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NBD. Just setting the track on fire.
This will not end well
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This will not end well
This would all make sense in the universe where Marty hadn't run over that pine tree.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This would all make sense in the universe where Marty hadn't run over that pine tree.
Aspirin almost killed me when I was a child (look up Reyes Syndrome if you're interested), so I held a grudge against all pain relievers until grad school.
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aspirin almost killed me when I was a child (look up Reyes Syndrome if you're interested), so I held a grudge against all pain relievers until grad school.