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Grimking
@grimkingdom.bsky.social
· Feb 2
See something, say nothing.
— Marriage
— Marriage
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shouldn't they be called "tamp𝘪𝘯𝘴?"
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
shouldn't they be called "tamp𝘪𝘯𝘴?"
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“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
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if you stuck a candy cane up your butt would it dissolve
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
if you stuck a candy cane up your butt would it dissolve
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It’s called fashun
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s called fashun
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I don’t mind straight people but I’d like it if they stop following me here Kthnx
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don’t mind straight people but I’d like it if they stop following me here Kthnx
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first date idea:
you dress like a lesbian so everyone can think “wow, he turned her”
you dress like a lesbian so everyone can think “wow, he turned her”
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
first date idea:
you dress like a lesbian so everyone can think “wow, he turned her”
you dress like a lesbian so everyone can think “wow, he turned her”
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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my third wish would be for one more wish
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my third wish would be for one more wish
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🙏🏼plants: Miracle-gro
🙏🏼constipation: Miracle-go
🙏🏼condoms: Miracle-no
🙏🏼Homer: Miracle-d’oh
🙏🏼pretty woman: Miracle-ho
🙏🏼joey: Miracle-whoa
🙏🏼little women: Miracle-jo
🙏🏼pipes: Miracle-flow
🙏🏼vadis: Miracle-quo
*annnnnnnd, send🙏🏼
🙏🏼constipation: Miracle-go
🙏🏼condoms: Miracle-no
🙏🏼Homer: Miracle-d’oh
🙏🏼pretty woman: Miracle-ho
🙏🏼joey: Miracle-whoa
🙏🏼little women: Miracle-jo
🙏🏼pipes: Miracle-flow
🙏🏼vadis: Miracle-quo
*annnnnnnd, send🙏🏼
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🙏🏼plants: Miracle-gro
🙏🏼constipation: Miracle-go
🙏🏼condoms: Miracle-no
🙏🏼Homer: Miracle-d’oh
🙏🏼pretty woman: Miracle-ho
🙏🏼joey: Miracle-whoa
🙏🏼little women: Miracle-jo
🙏🏼pipes: Miracle-flow
🙏🏼vadis: Miracle-quo
*annnnnnnd, send🙏🏼
🙏🏼constipation: Miracle-go
🙏🏼condoms: Miracle-no
🙏🏼Homer: Miracle-d’oh
🙏🏼pretty woman: Miracle-ho
🙏🏼joey: Miracle-whoa
🙏🏼little women: Miracle-jo
🙏🏼pipes: Miracle-flow
🙏🏼vadis: Miracle-quo
*annnnnnnd, send🙏🏼
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The gastric distress is coming from inside the body. Traitor.
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The gastric distress is coming from inside the body. Traitor.
Is anyone available for Winter removal? Forever.
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is anyone available for Winter removal? Forever.
Is anyone available for snow removal? Not just sidewalks and streets. I mean everything. Trees. Land. Horizon. The concept of winter itself. Permanently.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Is anyone available for snow removal? Not just sidewalks and streets. I mean everything. Trees. Land. Horizon. The concept of winter itself. Permanently.
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my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
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a lesbian tavern that also caters to non-a drinkers called Lavern & Shirley Temple
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
a lesbian tavern that also caters to non-a drinkers called Lavern & Shirley Temple
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opening my one notification
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
opening my one notification
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Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
Let it Joe, let it Joe, let it Joe!
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Let it Joe, let it Joe, let it Joe!
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come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
come get a surreal sandwich at Salvador's Delí
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This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
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wanna scare somebody with Punisher insignia all over their jeep? easy, just ask them to punish you. c'mon big boy, i wanna be punished. yeah not so tough anymore are ya?
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
wanna scare somebody with Punisher insignia all over their jeep? easy, just ask them to punish you. c'mon big boy, i wanna be punished. yeah not so tough anymore are ya?
Saying ‘let’s get this done before the holidays’ should be considered a hate crime.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Saying ‘let’s get this done before the holidays’ should be considered a hate crime.
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A show set in Brooklyn in the 1970s with a charismatic, streetwise detective named Sodomy Smith.
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A show set in Brooklyn in the 1970s with a charismatic, streetwise detective named Sodomy Smith.
A special holiday bukkake: you, twelve grandmas, and a blizzard of Christmas cookies.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A special holiday bukkake: you, twelve grandmas, and a blizzard of Christmas cookies.