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Greg Stoll 🌈
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Programmer, Astros fan, app developer, neat-web-project writer at gregstoll.com. RIP webOS and Windows Phone! he/him - protect trans kids
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New project: a simple cryptogram solver! (with some fun #Rust optimizations!) <- a fun little project!
New project: a simple cryptogram solver! (with some fun Rust optimizations!)
Here’s the new cryptogram solver! OK, calling it a “solver” is a bit of an exaggeration; it just works on one word at a time. (I’ve long had the idea of a whole cryptogram s…
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Yeah, that whole list of celebrities lined up for a conference or whatever wasn’t very convincing
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I am a dummy and my emails are 10x more readable than theirs. Also my emails don’t contain crimes!
tbh, the scope of criminality described in barely-literate text and the scale of how many people involved are both genuinely really shocking to me
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
uhh why am I almost crying at this Bob's Burgers episode??
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m breaking my own rule about reposting dumb things, but: imagine thinking giving this guy a trillion dollars is a good idea
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Houstonians should adopt and celebrate him, while keeping him away from our sports franchises
As one who has often dreamed of coming to power in a Dallas-area sports franchise and then running it into the ground, I tip my cap to Nico Harrison
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
so true
If you want to be the party of doing good things for people you’re in a much harder place than the “fuck ‘em all” party
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Andy Pages is on a Forrest Gump like run this year… hit the comebacker Orion Kerkering threw away… World Series saving catch in game 7 in bottom of ninth…. Unwittingly helped foil a gambling scheme by swinging at a ball in the dirt.

☠️☠️☠️☠️
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
*chef’s kiss*
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wow he really really wants people to go hungry!
NEW: Trump is asking Supreme Court to act by 9:30pm tonight to block the ruling that requires SNAP payments to be made.
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The app is great for navigating airports what with all the delays now :-(
Ported my other app from .NET MAUI to React Native/Expo!
Airport Guides (iOS, Android) is now rewritten in React Native/Expo, and available for download! After my previous experience rewriting an app in React Native/Expo, it was much easier to get starte…
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November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just a reminder that if there’s a terrible article about gender in the workplace out there, you don’t have to read it! You’ll be happier! And the article will get fewer page views!
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
FIFA needs to make a corruption award for themselves
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Democrats gotta run on corruption in 2026. People do care about this stuff, right?
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
no doomers allowed tonight
interesting how for all the threats and noises, Trump is responding to Republicans losing by angrily and impotently tweeting about how Republicans lost! Almost like elections... aren't.... over???
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
feels good
What we know so far, 8:30pm

—Democrats flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—Also means Dems take VA trifecta.
—Dems in good shape to win NJ-Gov.
—Dems appear to flip 2 statewide offices in Georgia.
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincinnati.
—Last GOPer in Orlando council gone.
—PA: Dem justices up big so far.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gonna be a good night 😎
OH MY GOD, DDHQ CALLS IT AND DEMS FLIP BOTH STATEWIDE ELECTIONS IN GEORGIA
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I don't think it helps the debate about what Democrats should do to pick an obscure thing that some Democrat somewhere may have said -- like on teaching eighth grade algebra -- and then attribute it to Democrats generally.
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM