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Greg Stoll 🌈
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Programmer, Astros fan, app developer, neat-web-project writer at gregstoll.com. RIP webOS and Windows Phone! he/him - protect trans kids
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This is baseball poetry #Astros
Isaac Paredes hitting a bloop single on a pitch way outside, which was the 12th pitch of the at bat. 6 of those were out of the strike zone and he swung at all but one!
June 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Cannot wait to see crazy Rbi by Alexander Bregman
A notification from Max telling me about “crazy Rbi” by “Alexander Bregman”
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Guessing this inning isn’t going to make any #Astros highlight reels despite having two hits 🤦‍♂️
Isaac Paredes strikes out swinging. 3 outs Pitcher Nick Martinez picks off Jose Altuve at 1st on throw to first baseman Spencer Steer. 2 outs Single Jose Altuve singles on a sharp line drive to left fielder Gavin Lux. Single Jeremy Peña singles on a fly ball to first baseman Spencer Steer. Jeremy Peña out at 2nd, first baseman Spencer Steer to shortstop Elly De La Cruz. 1 out
May 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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In graphical form:
A graph showing the Astros alternating wins and losses since the beginning of April
April 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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#MLB choosing violence, I see 😢 #Astros
MLB notification listing the AL and NL players of the week as Red Sox (formerly Astros) 3B Alex Bregman and Cubs (formerly Astros) OF Kyle Tucker
April 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I’m not on Threads but every screenshot I see is equally unhinged!
Threads, owned by Meta, throttles political speech and seems to boost strange tales of woe, leading Substacker Max Read to call it “The gas-leak social network” because “Everyone on the platform, including you, seems to be suffering some kind of minor brain damage.” (Posts that popped up on this reporter’s recent login to Threads included a post from a total stranger commemorating the 14th anniversary of their leg amputation, and another stranger inquiring what the human equivalent of dog food would be, because they were sick of cooking every single day.)
November 28, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Sickos.jpg
October 31, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Signs that you’re definitely having a good day
An email inbox with six emails of try builds I ran throughout the day to try to fix some tests. The tests are still broken.
October 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Flu shot ✅
Voted ✅
Extremely awkward picture of me with an “I Voted Early” sticker and a band-aid where I got my flu shot. Turns out it’s hard to get both of those in one picture!
October 22, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Firstly, may I humbly suggest Firefox for your browsing needs :-P

Anyway, here's what it looks for me in Chrome. The headlines are slightly different sizes, maybe? (my eyes aren't that good) Not sure if that's intentional or not...
September 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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How to sell solar power in Texas
Guy with a shirt that says “Don’t tread on my solar!” with a picture of a snake guarding a solar panel
September 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #91,044! Not as low as I kinda thought, but still, not bad I guess!
I'm number #91,044!
September 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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#Astros
Two guys on the bus meme: Sad guy: Lose series to the A’s Happy guy: Gain a game in the division
July 25, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Part of a website I'm trying to decipher 😳
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July 16, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Well, now that it’s over, this is objectively funny. Also I guess because Hader gave up a grand slam and then got the last out, he gets a save? Anyway, gonna celebrate the win and not think about it too much! #Astros
Box score where the Twins scored 7 runs in the bottom of the ninth, but the Astros still won (by one run)
July 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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As a US person I cannot fathom this. The Conservative Party lost 67% of their seats!! In one election!
UK election results showing Labour Party gaining 214 seats and Conservative Party losing 252 seats
July 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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This is also how I would pitch to Yordan #Astros
A 4 pitch walk, no pitch is very close to the strike zone
June 29, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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Lotta stuff happening in this #Astros game
Astros are up 14-9 in the 8th inning, there’s been a total of 30 hits (and 2 errors)
June 22, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Excuse me WHAT #Astros
Ejection Astros pitcher Ronel Blanco ejected by 3B umpire Laz Diaz.
May 15, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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I know it’s not that simple, but…maybe just don’t swing? #Astros
Stroman threw six pitches to Peña, none in the strike zone, and struck him out
March 31, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Altuve with the 28 mph exit velocity 😆#Astros
Altuve hit a soft bunt ground ball to third base with an exit velocity of 28 mph
March 31, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Soooo this is a push poll, right?
There is an advertisement out right now that outlines the many instances José Garza has cut deals with rapists, child molesters and domestic abusers, giving them shortened prison sentences or no prison time at all for their crimes. It asks you to tell Garza to stop cutting deals with monsters. Do you recall seeing this ad?
February 26, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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It’s officially #Astros season!
Notification of the first Astros starting lineup of 2024! (spring training edition)
February 24, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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(but seriously, it’s good writing and I’m happy to subscribe to Defector!)
Obama giving Obama a medal
December 23, 2023 at 1:39 AM
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See, banana folk: #MLB
The Astros-Rangers game, where a person in a banana costume is inexplicably hamming it up behind home plate
October 20, 2023 at 1:04 AM