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Let me be outraged and annihilated, but may Thy enormous Library be justified, for one instant, in one being.
i wonder how many road fatalities have been directly caused by engrossing radio stories. or billboards
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
🎶I’ll be home for Christmas
if only in my dreams 🎶

ok … because it’s just that we need to know how much pizza to order and that’s not really an rsvp
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
look, paul mccartney is allowed to have a bad song, that’s fine, but the thing that’s inexplicable is the people who do *covers* of Wonderful Christmastime. they are making a fully informed choice! and yet they STILL do it!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
a16z absolutely sucks—but it’s also insane that acupuncture, chiropractic, and Christian Science practitioners are eligible for HSA funds while gym memberships are not
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud

Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“this is all capitalism’s fault” is just a dressier way of saying “work sucks, am I right??” and anyone analyzing it as a statement of ideology is making a category error
"This is all capitalism's fault" is treated as wisdom but it's probably the laziest analysis you can find on the left
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
good reminder that you should default to ignoring linguistic claims made by non-linguists languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=72339
Language Log » "Manic"? "Monotone"?
languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
you know you’re old when you realize you want the “new kitchen” showcase on the Price Is Right more than the sports car
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
100% this, the lack of curiosity or imagination among otherwise curious and creative people is baffling
(and PS, this is a little sci fi, but while I don't consider current AI conscious, it freaks me out a little that the type of people most likely to worry about abusing a new form of life are currently the least likely to ever believe an AI could be conscious)
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i saw someone on here invoking the Chinese Room as a kind of proof that AI cannot have a mind, and to argue differently was the height of absurdity. which was baffling to me, because I’ve always thought of the Chinese Room as helping expose the incoherence of the lay conception of “mind”
To avoid this, Searle gets put into the position of having to posit a person who "doesn't speak Chinese" but has all the rules and lookups in his head that allow him to speak Chinese!

To me, this is pretty unconvincing but to many non-CS people it's treated as proof that AI doesn't have mind.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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One of the interesting things in philosophy of AI is what you might call the sociology of Searle's Chinese Room. I learned about the idea largely from comp sci people, who almost always treat it as "that thing Searle was obviously wrong about." And they use a different argument from philosophers.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it me
A vast pulpy mass, furlongs in length and breadth, of a glancing cream-colour, lay floating on the water, innumerable long arms radiating from its centre, and curling and twisting like a nest of anacondas
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
my wife decided to show CATS (2019) to my daughter

this is a fucking nightmare
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
if humanity was destroyed by anger koalas looking to convert all our farmland into food for themselves, it would be the apocalyptus
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🎶chestnuts roasting on an open file🎶
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I know not everyone is down for free trade and open immigration, but separate from the particulars, it's both sad and scary to me that every day Earth's countries seem to be closing the doors. There's plenty to complain about with the post-WWII order, but also so many good things taken for granted.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
spitballing some new sports rivalries

* philadelphia eagles vs. detroit lions = the gryphon cup
* phoenix suns vs. sacramento kings = louis xiv cup
* new york rangers vs. l.a. kings = aragorn cup
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
this cartoon about a majorly depressed schoolkid needs a scene where everything grinds to a halt while someone reads a Bible passage. but it’s ok, we’ll get vince guaraldi to jazz it up
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i do not know what zoomer hello kitty is, but gen alpha hello kitty will be sticks and stones
snoopy is boomer hello kitty
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
snoopy is boomer hello kitty
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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starting a map thread
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
TIL about mandatewashing
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i always try to get my wordle to tell a little story
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Got left on read for this one
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
we’ve gone from chum to slop and i dread to know what comes next
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM