Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum
@greasoid.bsky.social
Untouchable (thick slimes)
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I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
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Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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the average man has immediate access to no fewer than five bottle openers, at least two of which are integrated into articles of clothing. everything comes in cans now, exacerbating an ongoing and urgent crisis of masculinity.
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the average man has immediate access to no fewer than five bottle openers, at least two of which are integrated into articles of clothing. everything comes in cans now, exacerbating an ongoing and urgent crisis of masculinity.
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we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps
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it is time to toilet paper the mean old neighbors house. this is your window, awful teens. hear the psychic call to arms
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
it is time to toilet paper the mean old neighbors house. this is your window, awful teens. hear the psychic call to arms
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everyone says they want a third space until i offer them the use of the dank, lightless prison cells i've dug out beneath my home in secret over 30 years. way to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, guys!
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
everyone says they want a third space until i offer them the use of the dank, lightless prison cells i've dug out beneath my home in secret over 30 years. way to let the perfect become the enemy of the good, guys!
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euuugh im just a little program. i';m a little app that just eupdated ooogh. lemme show yo u tool tips of all the new featuyres u dont wanna uuse eeeverrrrrrr no you can't turn them offfffff
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
euuugh im just a little program. i';m a little app that just eupdated ooogh. lemme show yo u tool tips of all the new featuyres u dont wanna uuse eeeverrrrrrr no you can't turn them offfffff
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Lammy Blows It
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Lammy Blows It
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here is lego watto smoking a bong
August 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
here is lego watto smoking a bong
I sure hope this stuff stuck in my beard is chocolate
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I sure hope this stuff stuck in my beard is chocolate
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Ohta: “Fukui-san! Apparently the contestant has insight into the fundamental nature of things! He says that time is actually unitary and NOT linear!”
Fukui: “thank you, that’s fascinating to hear”
Female co-presenter: “wow, unitary time~”
Fukui: “thank you, that’s fascinating to hear”
Female co-presenter: “wow, unitary time~”
August 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ohta: “Fukui-san! Apparently the contestant has insight into the fundamental nature of things! He says that time is actually unitary and NOT linear!”
Fukui: “thank you, that’s fascinating to hear”
Female co-presenter: “wow, unitary time~”
Fukui: “thank you, that’s fascinating to hear”
Female co-presenter: “wow, unitary time~”
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hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours
August 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours
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Drywall mud doesn't mix right unless you perform the correct canticles in the correct order. Unguents and incenses dont hurt either
August 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Drywall mud doesn't mix right unless you perform the correct canticles in the correct order. Unguents and incenses dont hurt either
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stop doing necromancy with the computer!!
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
stop doing necromancy with the computer!!
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JOURNALIST: (ambushing me at my desk) Sir, we’re investigating the allegations. Can we talk?
ME: This is ridiculous. I have nothing to hide.
JOURNALIST: (revealing the special blacklight that works on chowder) Then you won’t mind if we run a quick test?
ME: Hey, come on, what are we even doing here,
ME: This is ridiculous. I have nothing to hide.
JOURNALIST: (revealing the special blacklight that works on chowder) Then you won’t mind if we run a quick test?
ME: Hey, come on, what are we even doing here,
August 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
JOURNALIST: (ambushing me at my desk) Sir, we’re investigating the allegations. Can we talk?
ME: This is ridiculous. I have nothing to hide.
JOURNALIST: (revealing the special blacklight that works on chowder) Then you won’t mind if we run a quick test?
ME: Hey, come on, what are we even doing here,
ME: This is ridiculous. I have nothing to hide.
JOURNALIST: (revealing the special blacklight that works on chowder) Then you won’t mind if we run a quick test?
ME: Hey, come on, what are we even doing here,
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All games are NSFW. If your boss sees you playing games on the clock, you'll get in trouble.
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
All games are NSFW. If your boss sees you playing games on the clock, you'll get in trouble.
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whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao