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New England’s friendliest sleep paralysis demon.
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Buy my dumb shirts!
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There are new people here. I really like Ireland and pit bulls. I’m pretty serious about doom metal. I love horror movies, but mostly I just vent about my life here. Occasionally I’m funny! Trans people have always existed and will always exist. Free Palestine. 32 Counties. Beat up Nazis.
I’m not a massive fan of the shapes my face takes on when I play the violin, but I am a fan of the sounds I make. I realized I do know Wild Mountain Thyme AND off the top of my head!
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m not a massive fan of the shapes my face takes on when I play the violin, but I am a fan of the sounds I make. I realized I do know Wild Mountain Thyme AND off the top of my head!
Also bringing into 2026: telling people they’re a good hang.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Also bringing into 2026: telling people they’re a good hang.
I know it’s too early for these things, but we should leave parasocial enemies behind. I’m not an expert on someone’s character unless they’re in front of me. On the internet, no one knows you’re a pile of cups. Nobody!
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I know it’s too early for these things, but we should leave parasocial enemies behind. I’m not an expert on someone’s character unless they’re in front of me. On the internet, no one knows you’re a pile of cups. Nobody!
Like Duolingo, but for learning financial illiteracy
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Like Duolingo, but for learning financial illiteracy
Like Duolingo, but for helping hamburgers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Like Duolingo, but for helping hamburgers.
I’m going to get an ad for “Duolingo but for narcissistic abuse” any day now. I can feel it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m going to get an ad for “Duolingo but for narcissistic abuse” any day now. I can feel it.
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Are they...you know...*mimes helping hamburger*...a friend of Scoob?
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Are they...you know...*mimes helping hamburger*...a friend of Scoob?
Listening to the new Blut Aus Nord and playing Fields of Mistria and thinking about how beautiful friendship and love is. Sorry if you need receipts.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Listening to the new Blut Aus Nord and playing Fields of Mistria and thinking about how beautiful friendship and love is. Sorry if you need receipts.
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As part of Tom’s penance for thinking there’s too many Wicked commercials, he’s going to listen to Brat.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As part of Tom’s penance for thinking there’s too many Wicked commercials, he’s going to listen to Brat.
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I hope this is clearly legible to everybody as a cultural expression of fascism
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I hope this is clearly legible to everybody as a cultural expression of fascism
When Irish brows are bushy, sure it’s like a morn in… a bushy season…
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When Irish brows are bushy, sure it’s like a morn in… a bushy season…
I love going through the ancestry dot com photos to see people with the thickest eyebrows of all time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I love going through the ancestry dot com photos to see people with the thickest eyebrows of all time.
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the hokey-pokey is a demonic marital ritual and by doing it you become a bride of satan. congratulations, it was a beautiful ceremony
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the hokey-pokey is a demonic marital ritual and by doing it you become a bride of satan. congratulations, it was a beautiful ceremony
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Sometimes women like shit that sucks. Women really liked Drake. DRAKE.
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sometimes women like shit that sucks. Women really liked Drake. DRAKE.
Making a spreadsheet of things above reproach, starting with, “A movie musical starring an emaciated pop star. It has the color palette of a Cobb salad vomited onto an eighty-year-old duvet. The plot is fucking stupid, but women like it.”
Local moms are mad at Tom because he said Wicked has too much advertising.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Making a spreadsheet of things above reproach, starting with, “A movie musical starring an emaciated pop star. It has the color palette of a Cobb salad vomited onto an eighty-year-old duvet. The plot is fucking stupid, but women like it.”
Local moms are mad at Tom because he said Wicked has too much advertising.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Local moms are mad at Tom because he said Wicked has too much advertising.
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Alright, we got a surgery date and cost, so I made a gofundme for me and my dad. Shares are appreciated, donations are REALLY appreciated.
Love you all.
Love you all.
Donate to Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery, organized by Amanda Kauffman
My name is Amanda, and my father has been diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. H… Amanda Kauffman needs your support for Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Alright, we got a surgery date and cost, so I made a gofundme for me and my dad. Shares are appreciated, donations are REALLY appreciated.
Love you all.
Love you all.
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traditional color theory posits that red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors from which all other colors are derived. in global culinary theory, however, sauces tend to align around red, yellow, or green. this suggests that blue sauces, or the absence thereof, are the last creative frontier
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
traditional color theory posits that red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors from which all other colors are derived. in global culinary theory, however, sauces tend to align around red, yellow, or green. this suggests that blue sauces, or the absence thereof, are the last creative frontier
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My father-in-law stood up during the Chiefs game and proclaimed, “what have we become as a culture?!”
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My father-in-law stood up during the Chiefs game and proclaimed, “what have we become as a culture?!”
I hope Peyton Manning is having fun
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I hope Peyton Manning is having fun
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you go to Garlic and Shots in Stockholm, you can make an ass out of yourself in front of legendary Swedish metal musicians while drinking beer made from garlic, if that sounds appealing to you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you go to Garlic and Shots in Stockholm, you can make an ass out of yourself in front of legendary Swedish metal musicians while drinking beer made from garlic, if that sounds appealing to you.