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goddamnbognymph.bsky.social
Cranberry Sauce Enjoyer 🇵🇸
@goddamnbognymph.bsky.social
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New England’s friendliest sleep paralysis demon.
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Buy my dumb shirts!
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It insists upon itself.
A woman exposing her right leg. She is pulling her pant leg up to reveal a tattoo of an Irish woman with a rifle.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Look at it. Thing of beauty. Can’t believe feta is something that’s readily available to me.
Kelsey’s Red Pepper Pasta Roasted broccoli and red peppers Feta cheese Tomato paste Calabrian chili oil Smoked paprika, white pepper, lemon juice Rotelle pasta
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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New shit while Sophie was sitting on me for five consecutive days.

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A white throw pillow. There is an ornate frame. In the frame, old calligraphy says, “Your Favorite Band Sucks. My favorite band sucks. Only Gregorian chanting is good.” A white tote bag. On it are pink and green starbursts. In front of the starbursts are a little pit bull in a purple color wash. She is standing and looking just above at the camera. An art nouveau frame of pale orange and sage green flowers and leaves and vines. In the center of the frame, in an art nouveau font, it says “Does anyone know anything at all?” A green wavy rectangle trimmed with orange and light pink. There’s a muted retro rainbow with daisies in the center. In loopy, trippy writing, around the raimbow and daisies, it says, “Maidin Mhaith Craic Daoine.” It means, “good morning party people” in Irish.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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How am I supposed to get bagels under these conditions?
A woman smiling with her arm around a little gray pit bull, who is stuffing her face into the blanket. A woman lying on her back and covered with a blanket. There is a little gray pit bull snuggling next to her and pushing her nose into her side.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Also this
A light green shirt. Lovely spring flowers are in the center. Around it, the text says, “Pick A God And Start Praying.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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My Boston designs are live!
The Boston skyline on a red background. The text around it says, “Platitude Disliker.” It is on a throw pillow! A pink hat. The Boston skyline is against a blue and purple gradient background. The text around it says, “Do not invite me to a slam poetry event.” A grey sweatshirt. On it is a light blue and green gradient with a purple Boston skyline in front of it. The text above it says, “Don’t Touch Me.” A yellow baseball hat. On it is a pink and yellow gradient with the Boston skyline set against it. The text above says, “Hey, how ah ya?”
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Black metal aerobics Barbie?
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Another big Country Music show!
A woman wearing Satanic face makeup. She is smiling real big in front of a poster that boasts “another big country music show.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Matching all sales of these designs with a donation to our local food bank! Receipts will follow.
A retro-style ice cream cone with three scoops accented by a large cream circle. The text wrapped around the circle says, “Plenty of Scoops For Everyone!” Three retro slices of pizza with faces, legs, and arms march over a pink starburst. Around the starburst are the words, “Everyone Deserves A Big Slice!” Two retro, anthropomorphized hearts make a hand heart. The words around them say, “High-Pitched Voices And Vocal Fry.” A psychedelic mouth with vampire fangs. The text around it reads, “I Like How Girls Talk.”
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A little pit bull head resting on a lounging man’s leg.
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I’m gonna make a voodoo doll of @mskyros.bsky.social
Holding a piece if duct tape in front of a pro wrestling match
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Okay, enough piss, enough vinegar. Who has good news, cute animal pictures, funny jokes, cool music? I’ll start with Sophie looking beautiful.
A beautiful gray pit bull on a couch under a blanket. The sun is illuminating her bright brown eyes.
October 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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My dad used to grow enormous pumpkins and the Jehovahs used it as an excuse to come to his door SO MUCH that he had to, according to him, “check to see if someone put a bannuh on my house that said SAVE THIS MAN”
A little girl around four or five striking a sassy little pose (knee popped, shoulders back) standing next to an absolutely huge pumpkin in a wheelbarrow.
October 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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It wasn’t just any skull and crossbones, it was 3/4 facing to the left. It was this one. That’s not the pirate skull and crossbones. It was this specific one.
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It’s my two year anniversary! Enjoy this picture of us with our flower girl!
A professional black and white photo of a bride and groom in all their finery kissing a little pit bull on the head. She is also in her wedding finery- a lace dress!
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Aaaaaaaanyway
A gray pit bull staring sweetly at the camera. She is standing on a porch.
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Geansaí don an madra!
A little gray pit bull with big brown eyes wearing an oatmeal cable-knit sweater and standing in the kitchen.
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Hahahaha here you go!
A search bar reading “hole”. Beneath it is a hole in one emoji, a literal hole, and a shovel.
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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No new pics where are you at mentally
A white t-shirt on a mannequin. It depicts a guy sticking his head up his own ass. Underneath the picture, it reads, “I’m trying to see things from your point of view!”
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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New designs from my immaculate mind. Boghauntergoods.threadless.com
A light pink jacket. It has a picture of a young Donald Sutherland on it. It says, “i think Donald Sutherland was very handsome!” A white Sherpa blanket. In black font, it reads, “Zombie isn’t a Halloween song and it’s also pretty insensitive to the people experiencing the occupation in question.” A white long-sleeve shirt with a green swirly border on it. It has a golden drawing of a yak on it. Above the yak, in red olde english writing, it says, “Hell” and below it, “Yak.” A black sweatshirt with a crazy picture of a wolf’s head on it. The wolf is very swirly and it’s eyes are glowing blue and orange. Above it, purple text reads, “I robbed a fifty-eight year old divorced man and all I got was this sick wolf t-shirt.”
October 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This is me, by the way, if you even care
A doll wearing a green knit ruffle dress and a shamrock-patterned bucket hat
October 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Yayyyyyy!
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Oooh chicken with a hairdo, nobody does it like you, chicken with a hairdo, how can I strut like you do, whooooa!!
A Polish hen with a real Tina Turner haircut
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Pit Bull Awareness Month? You’re about to be AWARE!!
A little gray pit bull blissfully resting her head against her mom’s arm.
October 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Watch you tone, SIR
A bowl of creamy roasted red pepper pasta with roasted broccoli and feta.
September 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM