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Cranberry Sauce Enjoyer 🇵🇸
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New England’s friendliest sleep paralysis demon.
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She/sí
Buy my dumb shirts!
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So Johnson seriously kept everyone out of town, subverted an election, starved people, and for what?
Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) has been sworn in!
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I too love how the French are always ready to riot at a moments notice, but sometimes the "why aren't we like this" discourse irks me

I dunno, have you noticed they can spray liquid cow shit at a gov building w/o five cops immediately trying to beat them to death? Maybe that's a factor.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The face off each other.
So what ARE you allowed to wear in Ireland?
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Tipperary has fallen!
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Always worth bringing back up that a big part of why evopsych became such a thing was that Jeffrey Epstein was bankrolling it through academic donations
Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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In a shocking trove of emails released by House Democrats, Jeffrey Epstein alleged that President Trump “spent hours” at his home with a victim and “knew about the girls.”
Epstein: Trump knew
In a shocking trove of emails released by House Democrats, Jeffrey Epstein alleged that President Trump "spent hours" at his home with a victim and "knew about the girls."
www.motherjones.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I got something stuck in my head making me cranky and I don’t know if it should be making me cranky.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
New shit while Sophie was sitting on me for five consecutive days.

Boghauntergoods.threadless.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Last night I knew the edible kicked in because suddenly everyone in my People You May Know rotation on Facebook had a head that was way too close to the screen and it felt like they were in my bubble so I went tk bed.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Tom says that the Charmin bears were put there to test his commitment to the first amendment. I’m sorry, I already married him, he’s not available for marriage.
Excuse me, they have done the opposite of endearing that toilet paper to me. Fucking hell
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Excuse me, they have done the opposite of endearing that toilet paper to me. Fucking hell
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Good morning
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Cold day for our hike but the sun was still shining which helped. Chance even wore a sweater and didn’t seem to mind it. Helen brought Sid again this week!!🐶❤️ #dogsofbluesky #pitbulls #rescuedogs
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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lets all make sure to check our dashboards for important updates
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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We’re just innocent men
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I've never liked sleeping in a bed, couches are more comfortable because you already have one fortress wall built right in.
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I am %name, %class.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM