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woke sigma 🍉
@globalw0rming.bsky.social
· Oct 12
In a world obsessed with death, staying alive is an act of defiance.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Me when I accidentally poke myself in the eye:
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me when I accidentally poke myself in the eye:
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
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I feel like the over-arching theme of the 60s was DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM AND DAD I DONT WANNA BE A SQUARE LIKE YOU!
youtu.be/pNZwCNSSWlI
youtu.be/pNZwCNSSWlI
The Seeds - Pushin' Too Hard.
YouTube video by eddie4forreal
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November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel like the over-arching theme of the 60s was DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM AND DAD I DONT WANNA BE A SQUARE LIKE YOU!
youtu.be/pNZwCNSSWlI
youtu.be/pNZwCNSSWlI
Yall know you can just follow me, you dont gotta vague post about me.
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Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yall know you can just follow me, you dont gotta vague post about me.
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almost called a wellness check on the stinky house because I haven’t smelled anything for a few weeks before realizing they’d just shut their windows for the season
on the walk to my daughter’s school we pass what she refers to as “the stinky house” which at all times of day has thick roiling clouds of weed smoke pouring from every open window. I gotta get in there man
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
almost called a wellness check on the stinky house because I haven’t smelled anything for a few weeks before realizing they’d just shut their windows for the season
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on the walk to my daughter’s school we pass what she refers to as “the stinky house” which at all times of day has thick roiling clouds of weed smoke pouring from every open window. I gotta get in there man
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
on the walk to my daughter’s school we pass what she refers to as “the stinky house” which at all times of day has thick roiling clouds of weed smoke pouring from every open window. I gotta get in there man
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
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I seriously must harness a little of the energy of these people that don’t have enough shame to disappear from public view forever after fucking up so hilariously.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I seriously must harness a little of the energy of these people that don’t have enough shame to disappear from public view forever after fucking up so hilariously.
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I think Megyn Kelly should have a cartoon anvil dropped on her. When it hits her her eyes bug out and she honks like an old-timey car horn. Then--
*this account has been suspended*
*this account has been suspended*
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think Megyn Kelly should have a cartoon anvil dropped on her. When it hits her her eyes bug out and she honks like an old-timey car horn. Then--
*this account has been suspended*
*this account has been suspended*
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
FETTERMAN HAS FALLEN!
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
FETTERMAN HAS FALLEN!
"Sir, a second Fetterman has hit the Twin Towers."
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard that says returns
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard that says returns
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Sir, a second Fetterman has hit the Twin Towers."
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
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Karoline Leavitt wants you to stop asking about meeting Trump officials had with Rep. Boebert in the Situation Room, thank you very much.
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Karoline Leavitt wants you to stop asking about meeting Trump officials had with Rep. Boebert in the Situation Room, thank you very much.
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One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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DONT LIKE IT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
DONT LIKE IT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
To: [email protected]
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
To: [email protected]
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
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Oh wow: Bo French, who has gone viral for his countless racist tweets, including a recent one where he said Black people would "chimp out" if they couldn't get SNAP benefits, says he's stepping down as chair off the Tarrant County GOP to run for Texas Railroad Commission.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh wow: Bo French, who has gone viral for his countless racist tweets, including a recent one where he said Black people would "chimp out" if they couldn't get SNAP benefits, says he's stepping down as chair off the Tarrant County GOP to run for Texas Railroad Commission.
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To run a story about this idiot and not mention his latest "Hitlerism" is journalistic malpractice.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
To run a story about this idiot and not mention his latest "Hitlerism" is journalistic malpractice.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I miss smoking cigarettes. I also miss doing drugs and smoking cigarettes. Drugs were so much fun in 2007. Now its all RCs and fent. No thanks!
I remember before Obama cigarettes cost $3.50 a pack & the vicodin were $2 a pill & came in bottles of 120 with 20 refills.
What a glorious time it was...
I remember before Obama cigarettes cost $3.50 a pack & the vicodin were $2 a pill & came in bottles of 120 with 20 refills.
What a glorious time it was...
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I miss smoking cigarettes. I also miss doing drugs and smoking cigarettes. Drugs were so much fun in 2007. Now its all RCs and fent. No thanks!
I remember before Obama cigarettes cost $3.50 a pack & the vicodin were $2 a pill & came in bottles of 120 with 20 refills.
What a glorious time it was...
I remember before Obama cigarettes cost $3.50 a pack & the vicodin were $2 a pill & came in bottles of 120 with 20 refills.
What a glorious time it was...